Sixteen men on a man's chest Yo ho ho and a of rum
"Avast there mates, ye're Long John Black Beard Peg-Leg, Hook Scourge of the bounding Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"
"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha What say ye, we the Jolly Roger Heel over the yonder galleon Lay a few agin' her timers"
"Swing over on these here With our cutlasses in our Cut 'em to and split the booty say ye to that, me hearties? Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"
"I don't it" "You like it?" "I don't like it and I wanna do it It's tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me way" "Well, if you like it, what do you want?"
I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants I to sing and dance
"You to sing and dance, heh You don't like plundering, Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, Rubies, emeralds and doubloons and British sovereigns
"Silver encrusted with diamonds and jewels and bracelets of every shape and size Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"
"And all buried in a pirate's And I just happen to where How about me bloodthirsty Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"
"I don't it" "You like it?" "I don't like it and I want it" "He want it" "And I do it, I'm an artiste" "An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"
I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny I want to sing and
"Now, listen hear, ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show You know for some flittin' tinkerbell This be a black hearted pirate ship And I would have you keel hauled if you me Own and blood you little twit! So you don't plunderin' aye?"
"I like it" "And you don't want no ah?" "I want it" "And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin' And and rummin' either I suppose?"
"Well, deep down you to know the truth? not me, I don't want it" "Well, do you want As if I didn't bleein' know?" "I to sing and dance and"
"I know, I know and wear your tight little pants Huh, okay, we'll all and dance I said, we'll all and dance Or walk the plank, one two free"
I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance Wear me buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants I want to and dance ("You hear the and twit's voice say")
"I it, I like it" "I like it me own self" "Thought you would"
men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a of rum
"I don't rum" "You don't rum?" "Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"
"A Perrier?" "With a in it" "A lime in it? He wants a in it"
"Well, do you any Escargot?" "Escar, what?" "What's the today?" "Soup?" "Might a bit of a salad too" "Well, how about a finger bowl?"
"Maybe a croissant, is right? Those French everything so hard Why didn't they just it a bun?"