Sixteen men on a dead man's Yo ho ho and a of rum
"Avast there mates, sailin' Long John Black Beard Peg-Leg, Hook Scourge of the bounding Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"
"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha What say ye, we the Jolly Roger over the yonder Spanish galleon Lay a few agin' her timers"
"Swing over on here lanyards With our in our teeth Cut 'em to and split the booty What say ye to that, me Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"
"I don't it" "You like it?" "I don't it and I don't wanna do it tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me that way" "Well, if you like it, what do you want?"
I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny I want to and dance
"You to sing and dance, heh You don't plundering, aye? Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, Rubies, and pearls Gold doubloons and British
"Silver chalices with diamonds and jewels Necklaces and of every shape and size Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"
"And all buried in a chest And I just happen to know How that me bloodthirsty Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"
"I like it" "You like it?" "I don't like it and I want it" "He don't it" "And I do it, I'm an artiste" "An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"
I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Wear me buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants I want to and dance
"Now, listen hear, this ain't no Gilbert and Sullivan show You know for some little flittin' This here be a black hearted pirate And I would you keel hauled if you weren't me Own flesh and you little twit! So you don't like aye?"
"I don't it" "And you don't no treasurin' ah?" "I want it" "And you don't want no groggin' and revelin' And wrenchin' and rummin' I suppose?"
"Well, deep down you want to know the It's not me, I want it" "Well, what do you As if I already bleein' know?" "I want to sing and and"
"I know, I know and wear your little shiny pants Huh, okay, all sing and dance I said, all sing and dance Or walk the plank, one two free"
I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants I want to and dance ("You hear the Captain and voice say")
"I it, I like it" "I like it me own self" "Thought you would"
Sixteen men on a dead man's Yo ho ho and a of rum
"I don't rum" "You like rum?" "Well, no, actually, well, I might like a Perrier"
"A Perrier?" "With a in it" "A in it? He wants a lime in it"
"Well, do you any Escargot?" "Escar, what?" "What's the today?" "Soup?" "Might a bit of a salad too" "Well, how a bleeding finger bowl?"
"Maybe a croissant, is that Those make everything so hard Why didn't they just it a bun?"