Sixteen men on a dead chest Yo ho ho and a of rum
"Avast mates, ye're sailin' With Long Black Beard Peg-Leg, Hook of the bounding main Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"
"Pirate captain ever sailed the seven ha, ha, ha What say ye, we hoist the Roger Heel over the yonder Spanish Lay a few broadsides her timers"
"Swing over on here lanyards With our cutlasses in our Cut 'em to ribbons and split the say ye to that, me hearties? Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"
"I don't it" "You don't it?" "I like it and I don't wanna do it tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me that way" "Well, if you don't like it, do you want?"
I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants I want to and dance
"You want to and dance, heh You like plundering, aye? Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh? Rubies, emeralds and doubloons and British sovereigns
"Silver chalices encrusted diamonds and jewels Necklaces and of every shape and size Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"
"And all buried in a chest And I just to know where How about me bloodthirsty Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"
"I like it" "You like it?" "I don't like it and I want it" "He want it" "And I do it, I'm an artiste" "An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"
I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants I to sing and dance
"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating and Sullivan show You know for some flittin' tinkerbell This be a black hearted pirate ship And I have you keel hauled if you weren't me Own and blood you little twit! So you like plunderin' aye?"
"I don't it" "And you want no treasurin' ah?" "I want it" "And you probably want no groggin' and revelin' And wrenchin' and either I suppose?"
"Well, deep you want to know the truth? It's not me, I don't it" "Well, do you want As if I didn't bleein' know?" "I want to and dance and"
"I know, I know and your tight little shiny pants Huh, okay, all sing and dance I said, we'll all and dance Or you'll the plank, one two free"
I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants I to sing and dance ("You hear the and twit's voice say")
"I like it, I it" "I kinda it me own self" "Thought you would"
Sixteen men on a man's chest Yo ho ho and a of rum
"I don't rum" "You like rum?" "Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"
"A Perrier?" "With a in it" "A in it? He wants a lime in it"
"Well, do you any Escargot?" "Escar, what?" "What's the today?" "Soup?" "Might have a bit of a too" "Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"
"Maybe a croissant, is that Those make everything so hard Why they just call it a bun?"