Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast mates, ye're sailin'
With Long Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we the Jolly Roger
Heel over the yonder galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing on these here lanyards
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I don't do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and don't at me that way"
"Well, if you don't like it, do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You like plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring,
Rubies, emeralds and
Gold doubloons and sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and
and bracelets of every shape and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I just happen to know
How that me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't it and I don't want it"
"He want it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I to sing and dance

"Now, hear, this ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some little flittin'
This here be a black hearted ship
And I would have you keel if you weren't me
Own and blood you little twit!
So you don't plunderin' aye?"

"I like it"
"And you don't want no ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you don't want no groggin' and revelin'
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, deep you want to know the truth?
It's not me, I don't it"
"Well, what do you
As if I didn't bleein' know?"
"I to sing and dance and"

"I know, I and wear your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, all sing and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I to sing and dance
("You hear the and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might like a Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A lime in it? He a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
Those French make everything so
Why didn't they just it a bun?"