Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
Long John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the bounding
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we the Jolly Roger
over the yonder Spanish galleon
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing on these here lanyards
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and the booty
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't it, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You don't like plundering,
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring,
Rubies, and pearls
Gold doubloons and sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's
And I just happen to know
How about me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't it and I don't want it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I want to and dance

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating and Sullivan show
You know for some flittin' tinkerbell
here be a black hearted pirate ship
And I would have you keel if you weren't me
Own flesh and blood you twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you want no treasurin' ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't want no groggin' and
And wrenchin' and rummin' I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you want to the truth?
It's not me, I want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't bleein' know?"
"I to sing and dance and"

"I know, I know and wear tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, all sing and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or you'll the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and
("You the Captain and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might like a Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French make so hard
Why didn't they just it a bun?"