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Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, ye're
With John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
of the bounding main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seven ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we the Jolly Roger
Heel the yonder Spanish galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing over on these here
With our cutlasses in our
Cut 'em to and split the booty
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I like it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, and don't look at me that way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to and dance

"You want to and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh?
Rubies, and pearls
Gold doubloons and sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and
and bracelets of every shape and size
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's
And I just happen to know
How that me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't it and I don't want it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to and dance

"Now, listen hear, this no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some little tinkerbell
This here be a black pirate ship
And I would have you keel hauled if you me
Own flesh and you little twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you want no treasurin' ah?"
"I want it"
"And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin'
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you want to the truth?
not me, I don't want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I already bleein' know?"
"I want to sing and and"

"I know, I know and wear your little shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all sing and
I said, we'll all sing and
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and
("You the Captain and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might have a bit of a too"
"Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
Those French everything so hard
Why didn't they call it a bun?"