Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
With John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger
Heel over the Spanish galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing over on these lanyards
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to and split the booty
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and

"You to sing and dance, heh
You don't like plundering,
Well, shiver me 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, and pearls
Gold and British sovereigns

"Silver chalices with diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and of every shape and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's
And I happen to know where
How about me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I like it and I don't want it"
"He want it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I want to sing and

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no Gilbert and Sullivan show
You for some little flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a black hearted pirate
And I have you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own flesh and you little twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you want no treasurin' ah?"
"I want it"
"And you don't want no groggin' and revelin'
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you want to the truth?
It's not me, I want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't bleein' know?"
"I want to and dance and"

"I know, I know and your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, all sing and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I want to sing and
("You hear the Captain and voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A lime in it? He wants a in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might have a bit of a too"
"Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French everything so hard
Why they just call it a bun?"