Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, ye're
With Long Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
of the bounding main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Jolly
over the yonder Spanish galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing over on these here
With our cutlasses in our
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
say ye to that, me hearties?
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I like it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I want to and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You like plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
doubloons and British sovereigns

"Silver chalices with diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's
And I just happen to know
How about me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't it"
"He want it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating Gilbert and show
You know for some little tinkerbell
This here be a black hearted pirate
And I have you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own flesh and blood you twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I like it"
"And you don't no treasurin' ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin'
And wrenchin' and either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you to know the truth?
It's not me, I want it"
"Well, what do you
As if I didn't already know?"
"I want to and dance and"

"I know, I and wear your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or you'll the plank, one two free"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to and dance
("You hear the Captain and twit's say")

"I like it, I it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A lime in it? He wants a in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how a bleeding finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French make so hard
Why didn't they call it a bun?"