Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, ye're
With Long Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
of the bounding main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we the Jolly Roger
Heel over the yonder galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing on these here lanyards
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to and split the booty
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I like it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't like it, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"You want to and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
Gold doubloons and British

"Silver chalices encrusted diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of shape and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a chest
And I happen to know where
How about me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I like it and I don't want it"
"He want it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I want to and dance

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating and Sullivan show
You know for some little tinkerbell
This here be a black hearted ship
And I would have you keel hauled if you me
Own and blood you little twit!
So you don't like aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you don't no treasurin' ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin'
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you want to know the
It's not me, I want it"
"Well, what do you
As if I already bleein' know?"
"I want to sing and and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight little shiny
Huh, okay, all sing and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance
("You hear the Captain and twit's say")

"I it, I like it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how a bleeding finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French make everything so
Why didn't they call it a bun?"