Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast mates, ye're sailin'
With Long John Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
of the bounding main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Roger
Heel over the Spanish galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing on these here lanyards
With our cutlasses in our
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
say ye to that, me hearties?
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't do it
tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me that way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"You want to and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh?
Rubies, and pearls
Gold doubloons and sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted with and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of every and size
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's
And I just happen to where
How about that me
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I want it"
"He want it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating Gilbert and show
You know for some little tinkerbell
here be a black hearted pirate ship
And I have you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own and blood you little twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you don't want no ah?"
"I want it"
"And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin'
And wrenchin' and rummin' I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you to know the truth?
It's not me, I don't it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't already know?"
"I want to sing and and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight little pants
Huh, okay, we'll all sing and
I said, all sing and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I to sing and dance
("You the Captain and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A lime in it? He a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might have a bit of a too"
"Well, how about a finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French make everything so
Why didn't they just it a bun?"