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Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
With John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
of the bounding main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we the Jolly Roger
Heel over the yonder Spanish
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing on these here lanyards
With our in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and the booty
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, and don't look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't it, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
Gold doubloons and sovereigns

"Silver chalices with diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of every and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I just happen to know
How that me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't it and I don't want it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating Gilbert and show
You know for some flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a black pirate ship
And I would have you keel if you weren't me
Own flesh and blood you twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you don't want no ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin'
And wrenchin' and rummin' I suppose?"

"Well, down you want to know the truth?
not me, I don't want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't already know?"
"I to sing and dance and"

"I know, I and wear your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, all sing and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and
("You hear the Captain and twit's say")

"I it, I like it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French make so hard
Why didn't they call it a bun?"