Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
With Long John Black
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
Scourge of the bounding
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seven ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Jolly
Heel the yonder Spanish galleon
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing over on here lanyards
With our in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and the booty
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and don't at me that way"
"Well, if you don't it, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance

"You want to and dance, heh
You like plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, and pearls
Gold doubloons and British

"Silver encrusted with diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of every and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's
And I just to know where
How about me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I don't it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I want to and dance

"Now, listen hear, ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some little tinkerbell
This here be a black hearted pirate
And I would you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own flesh and blood you twit!
So you don't like aye?"

"I like it"
"And you don't want no ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you don't want no groggin' and revelin'
And wrenchin' and either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you want to the truth?
It's not me, I want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't already know?"
"I want to and dance and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight little shiny
Huh, okay, we'll all sing and
I said, we'll all and dance
Or you'll the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I want to and dance
("You hear the and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A lime in it? He a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
Those French make everything so
Why didn't they call it a bun?"