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Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, ye're
With Long John Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the bounding
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger
Heel over the yonder Spanish
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing over on these here
With our in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and the booty
say ye to that, me hearties?
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I like it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I want to and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You like plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
Gold doubloons and sovereigns

"Silver encrusted with diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and of every shape and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I just happen to know
How about that me
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I want it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance

"Now, listen hear, this no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
You for some little flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a hearted pirate ship
And I have you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own flesh and you little twit!
So you don't plunderin' aye?"

"I like it"
"And you don't want no ah?"
"I want it"
"And you probably want no groggin' and revelin'
And wrenchin' and either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you want to know the
not me, I don't want it"
"Well, what do you
As if I didn't already know?"
"I to sing and dance and"

"I know, I and wear your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all and dance
I said, we'll all sing and
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and
("You hear the Captain and voice say")

"I like it, I it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
Those French make so hard
Why didn't they call it a bun?"