Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
Long John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Roger
Heel over the yonder galleon
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing over on these here
With our cutlasses in our
Cut 'em to ribbons and the booty
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I like it and I don't wanna do it
tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't like it, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I want to sing and

"You to sing and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh?
Rubies, and pearls
Gold doubloons and sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted diamonds and jewels
Necklaces and bracelets of shape and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I just to know where
How about me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I don't it"
"He want it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some little flittin'
This here be a black pirate ship
And I would have you keel hauled if you me
Own flesh and you little twit!
So you don't plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you want no treasurin' ah?"
"I want it"
"And you probably don't want no groggin' and
And wrenchin' and either I suppose?"

"Well, deep you want to know the truth?
It's not me, I want it"
"Well, what do you
As if I didn't already know?"
"I to sing and dance and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight shiny pants
Huh, okay, all sing and dance
I said, we'll all sing and
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I to sing and dance
("You hear the Captain and voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A lime in it? He a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
French make everything so hard
Why didn't just call it a bun?"