Sixteen men on a dead man's Yo ho ho and a of rum
"Avast there mates, ye're With Long John Black Peg-Leg, Hook Scourge of the main Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"
"Pirate ever sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha What say ye, we hoist the Roger Heel over the yonder Spanish Lay a few agin' her timers"
"Swing on these here lanyards With our in our teeth Cut 'em to ribbons and the booty What say ye to that, me Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"
"I don't it" "You like it?" "I like it and I don't wanna do it It's tacky, tacky, and don't look at me that way" "Well, if you don't like it, do you want?"
I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Wear me silver slippers and me tight shiny pants I want to and dance
"You to sing and dance, heh You don't like plundering, Well, me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh? Rubies, and pearls Gold doubloons and British
"Silver encrusted with diamonds and jewels Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"
"And all buried in a pirate's And I just to know where How about that me Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"
"I don't it" "You like it?" "I don't like it and I want it" "He don't it" "And I do it, I'm an artiste" "An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"
I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants I to sing and dance
"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan You know for little flittin' tinkerbell This here be a black hearted pirate And I would you keel hauled if you weren't me Own and blood you little twit! So you don't plunderin' aye?"
"I like it" "And you don't no treasurin' ah?" "I don't it" "And you don't want no groggin' and revelin' And wrenchin' and rummin' I suppose?"
"Well, down you want to know the truth? It's not me, I want it" "Well, do you want As if I already bleein' know?" "I want to sing and and"
"I know, I know and wear your little shiny pants Huh, okay, we'll all and dance I said, we'll all and dance Or you'll the plank, one two free"
I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver buckled and me tight shiny pants I want to and dance ("You hear the and twit's voice say")
"I like it, I it" "I like it me own self" "Thought you would"
men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a of rum
"I like rum" "You don't rum?" "Well, no, actually, well, I might like a Perrier"
"A Perrier?" "With a in it" "A lime in it? He wants a in it"
"Well, do you any Escargot?" "Escar, what?" "What's the today?" "Soup?" "Might a bit of a salad too" "Well, how about a finger bowl?"
"Maybe a croissant, is that Those French everything so hard Why they just call it a bun?"