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Sixteen men on a man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, ye're
Long John Black Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the bounding
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we the Jolly Roger
Heel over the yonder galleon
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing over on these here
With our cutlasses in our
Cut 'em to and split the booty
say ye to that, me hearties?
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I to sing and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You don't like plundering,
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring,
Rubies, emeralds and
doubloons and British sovereigns

"Silver encrusted with diamonds and jewels
and bracelets of every shape and size
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all buried in a pirate's
And I just happen to where
How about me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I want it"
"He want it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny
I want to sing and

"Now, listen hear, ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some flittin' tinkerbell
This be a black hearted pirate ship
And I would have you keel hauled if you me
Own and blood you little twit!
So you don't plunderin' aye?"

"I like it"
"And you don't want no ah?"
"I want it"
"And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin'
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you to know the truth?
not me, I don't want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't bleein' know?"
"I to sing and dance and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight little pants
Huh, okay, we'll all and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance
("You hear the and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A lime in it? He wants a in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French everything so hard
Why didn't they just it a bun?"