Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

"And now the date at the drive-in with the school's
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I appreciate you're asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my high achievement."
Buffoon: "This movie shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's film immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen has big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she had a child. I think her
maternal biology may a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and his fuckin'
off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on as part of their
process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she
head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for and she feels
is the only way to obtain it."
[Buffoon popcorn]
Buffoon: "This fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all it."
[Buffoon continues to eat
Valedictorian: "Well the of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was by
the monotony of their work and to play a childish prank."
"I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!"
Valedictorian: "It's ironic that of one's body seems odd and
unusual because you see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's odor can be more
overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a of the
food digested or person's internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date to such an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look to a future
rondevue."
Buffoon: "I to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "Bye bye! fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk