Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. people
are intimidated by my high achievement."
Buffoon: "This movie shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it up, but Ciscel thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen has big fuckin' tits!"
"Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her
maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a
her age, she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a mouth and blew his fuckin'
off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on as part of their
process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the car in front of us, she gives
head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I she's strong for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the way to obtain it."
[Buffoon eating
Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes someone jizzed
all it."
continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the in the refreshment stand was overcome by
the monotony of their work and to play a childish prank."
"I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!"
Valedictorian: "It's that parts of one's body seems odd and
because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be
overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a of the
food digested or that internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date to such an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look to a future
rondevue."
Buffoon: "I to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
"Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon to walk away]