Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

"And now the buffoon's at the drive-in with the school's
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really you're asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my high achievement."
Buffoon: "This sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's film immensly."
"Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I her
maternal biology may a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and his fuckin'
off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned it is not uncommon
for male to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
process."
Buffoon: "That in the fucking car in front of us, she gives
head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I she's strong for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the way to obtain it."
[Buffoon popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn's terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all it."
[Buffoon to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the stand was overcome by
the monotony of their work and decided to play a prank."
Buffoon: "I looked at my in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!"
Valedictorian: "It's ironic parts of one's body seems odd and
unusual you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all day!"
"It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more
overpowering another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the
digested or that person's internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from fuckin' girl."
out of the car]
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date to such an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon away]
"I do appreciate the you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in that fuckin' gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "Bye bye! fun."
[Buffoon continues to away]