Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

"And now the date at the drive-in with the school's
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really appreciate asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my academic achievement."
Buffoon: "This movie shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I the director's last film immensly."
"Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I her
maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks for a woman
her age, she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his
off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not
for adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she
head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for and she feels
promiscuity is the way to obtain it."
[Buffoon popcorn]
Buffoon: "This fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all it."
[Buffoon continues to eat
Valedictorian: "Well the of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the in the refreshment stand was overcome by
the monotony of their work and decided to a childish prank."
"I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!"
Valedictorian: "It's that parts of one's body seems odd and
because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the all fuckin' day!"
"It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more
overpowering another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the
food or that person's internal metabolism."
"I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date to such an abrubt
conclusion."
walking away]
"I do the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue."
Buffoon: "I to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
"Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk