Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

"And now the buffoon's date at the with the school's
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most
are intimidated by my academic achievement."
"This movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I the director's last film immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen has big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I her
biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and his fuckin'
off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not
for male adolescents to savage acts on animals as part of their
process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in of us, she gives
head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she
promiscuity is the way to obtain it."
[Buffoon eating
Buffoon: "This fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all it."
[Buffoon to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was by
the monotony of their work and decided to a childish prank."
Buffoon: "I at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!"
Valedictorian: "It's ironic that of one's body seems odd and
unusual because you see them on a day to day basis.
"My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "It's why one person's fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another's. I wonder it is a function of the
food digested or person's internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I'm go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon away]
"I do appreciate the you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
"Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk