Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

"And now the date at the drive-in with the school's
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I appreciate you're asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my academic achievement."
Buffoon: "This movie shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it up, but Ciscel thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big tits!"
"Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her
maternal biology may a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's and blew his fuckin'
off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit acts on animals as part of their
process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she
head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the way to obtain it."
[Buffoon popcorn]
"This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all it."
continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on popcorn is certainly
disturbing. the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by
the monotony of their work and decided to play a prank."
Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!"
"It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and
unusual because you don't see on a day to day basis.
"My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be
overpowering another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the
food digested or person's internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that girl."
out of the car]
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon walking
"I do appreciate the you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue."
Buffoon: "I to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "Bye bye! fun."
[Buffoon continues to away]