Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

"And now the buffoon's date at the with the school's
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I appreciate you're asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my academic achievement."
"This movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the last film immensly."
"Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I her
maternal biology may a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, she?"
Buffoon: "I put a in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin'
off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to savage acts on animals as part of their
process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she
head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I she's strong for attention and she feels
is the only way to obtain it."
[Buffoon popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like jizzed
all it."
[Buffoon continues to eat
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the in the refreshment stand was overcome by
the monotony of their and decided to play a childish prank."
Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my
mind!"
Valedictorian: "It's that parts of one's body seems odd and
unusual because you see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the all fuckin' day!"
"It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another's. I whether it is a function of the
food or that person's internal metabolism."
"I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent me and look forward to a future
rondevue."
Buffoon: "I to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
"Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon to walk away]