Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in the school's
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I appreciate you're asking me out. Most people
are by my high academic achievement."
"This movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the last film immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she had a child. I think her
maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a
her age, she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his
off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit acts on animals as part of their
process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the car in front of us, she gives
head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I she's strong for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the only way to it."
eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It like someone jizzed
all it."
[Buffoon continues to eat
"Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was by
the of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
Buffoon: "I at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!"
"It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and
unusual because you don't see on a day to day basis.
"My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's odor can be more
overpowering than another's. I wonder it is a function of the
digested or that person's internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the
"Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and forward to a future
rondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in that fuckin' gas tank!"
"Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon to walk away]