Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to my warmest congradulations
on your graduation and I understand you are interested in
matriculating in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are here on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or even the reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it beer man! It was slithering this way
and that! It was all up!"
"I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
both and pets here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon to this policy. So tell me a
little bit more about background."
Buffoon: "My a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age
son."
"My mother's a piece of shit too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your over the
so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in high school was a bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the at a University such as ours far
exceeds that of a local high school."
Buffoon: "Your a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's tried diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your of
major?"
"I've got a big fucking boner right now."
Dean: "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not during periods of
tension. I do not take offense."
Buffoon: "One time I ate my shit!"
"That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be
sending you our by the end of the month."
"I bet you got really hairy balls."
Dean: "Yes, a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."