Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the of admissions at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would to extend my warmest congradulations
on your graduation and I understand you are interested in
matriculating in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or the occasional reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
both and pets here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon to this policy. So tell me a
little bit more your background."
Buffoon: "My a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of are not unusual at your age
son."
Buffoon: "My a piece of shit too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility the
so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in high school was a bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a University as ours far
exceeds that of a public high school."
Buffoon: "Your a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with success."
Buffoon: "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to choice of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking boner now."
Dean: "I see. sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
tension. I do not take offense."
Buffoon: "One I ate my neighbors shit!"
Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed you. We'll be
you our decision by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got hairy balls."
Dean: "Yes, a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."