Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a meeting with the dean of admissions at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are in
matriculating in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or the occasional reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it some man! It was slithering this way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
students and pets here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, that's a not reaction to this policy. So tell me a
little bit about your background."
Buffoon: "My a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of are not unusual at your age
son."
"My mother's a piece of shit too!"
Dean: "Well, I you can find an outlet for your hostility over the
summer so you can come to school in the relaxed and ready to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a such as ours far
that of a local public high school."
Buffoon: "Your secretary's a fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's tried diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional bug, never a
experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big boner right now."
Dean: "I see. sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
nervous tension. I do not offense."
Buffoon: "One I ate my neighbors shit!"
"That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be
sending you our by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got really balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a forest down there. Bye bye."