Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a buffoon's with the dean of admissions at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I you are interested in
here in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the dog,
or cat, or even the reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate among
both and pets here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon to this policy. So tell me a
bit more about your background."
Buffoon: "My father's a asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of are not unusual at your age
son."
Buffoon: "My mother's a of shit too!"
"Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the
summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a such as ours far
exceeds that of a local public school."
"Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with success."
Buffoon: "I had last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, a
pleasurable experience. So have you any thought to your choice of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking boner now."
Dean: "I see. Well arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
tension. I do not take offense."
Buffoon: "One time I ate my shit!"
Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. be
you our decision by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got hairy balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable down there. Bye bye."