Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I you are interested in
here in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are here on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or the occasional reptile."
"One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate among
students and pets here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a
bit more about your background."
Buffoon: "My father's a asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not at your age
son."
Buffoon: "My mother's a of shit too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your over the
summer so you can come to in the fall relaxed and ready to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in high school was a bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a University as ours far
that of a local public high school."
Buffoon: "Your secretary's a fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had diarhea last month. I had to all fucking day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the stomach bug, never a
experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking right now."
Dean: "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not during periods of
nervous tension. I do not offense."
"One time I ate my neighbors shit!"
Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed you. We'll be
sending you our by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got hairy balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable down there. Bye bye."