Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a buffoon's with the dean of admissions at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest
on your upcoming graduation and I you are interested in
matriculating in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are here on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or even the reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
both students and pets on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to policy. So tell me a
little bit more your background."
Buffoon: "My a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at age
son."
Buffoon: "My mother's a piece of too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you can an outlet for your hostility over the
summer so you can come to school in the relaxed and ready to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in high was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the of the faculty at a University such as ours far
exceeds that of a local high school."
Buffoon: "Your a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's tried many over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So you given any thought to your choice of
major?"
"I've got a big fucking boner right now."
Dean: "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not during periods of
nervous tension. I do not offense."
Buffoon: "One time I ate my shit!"
"That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be
sending you our by the end of the month."
"I bet you got really hairy balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a forest down there. Bye bye."