Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a buffoon's meeting the dean of admissions at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I you are interested in
matriculating in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or the occasional reptile."
"One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
both students and here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So me a
little bit more about background."
Buffoon: "My a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at age
son."
Buffoon: "My a piece of shit too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an for your hostility over the
summer so you can come to school in the relaxed and ready to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in high was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as far
exceeds that of a local public school."
"Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's many diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had diarhea last month. I had to all fucking day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the stomach bug, never a
experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking right now."
Dean: "I see. Well sexual is not uncommon during periods of
tension. I do not take offense."
Buffoon: "One time I ate my shit!"
Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. be
sending you our by the end of the month."
"I bet you got really hairy balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable down there. Bye bye."