Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the of admissions at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are in
here in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the dog,
or cat, or even the reptile."
"One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage drinking among
students and pets here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So me a
little bit about your background."
Buffoon: "My a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not at your age
son."
Buffoon: "My mother's a of shit too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your over the
summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and to
learn."
"My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the of the faculty at a University such as ours far
exceeds of a local public high school."
"Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's tried many diets the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had diarhea month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
"Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So you given any thought to your choice of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking boner now."
Dean: "I see. Well sexual is not uncommon during periods of
nervous tension. I do not offense."
"One time I ate my neighbors shit!"
Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. be
sending you our by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got really balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable down there. Bye bye."