Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are in
matriculating in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the dog,
or cat, or even the reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it beer man! It was slithering this way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate among
both and pets here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a
little bit more your background."
Buffoon: "My father's a asshole, man!"
"Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age
son."
Buffoon: "My a piece of shit too!"
"Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the
summer so you can come to school in the relaxed and ready to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in high was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a such as ours far
exceeds that of a local public school."
Buffoon: "Your a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's many diets over the years with minimal success."
"I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So you given any thought to your choice of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking right now."
"I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
nervous tension. I do not offense."
"One time I ate my neighbors shit!"
Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed you. We'll be
sending you our by the end of the month."
"I bet you got really hairy balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable forest there. Bye bye."