Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to my warmest congradulations
on your graduation and I understand you are interested in
matriculating in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or even the reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was this way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
students and pets here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon to this policy. So tell me a
little bit more about background."
"My father's a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your of rebelion are not unusual at your age
son."
Buffoon: "My a piece of shit too!"
"Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the
summer so you can come to school in the fall and ready to
learn."
"My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a University as ours far
exceeds that of a local public school."
"Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's tried many over the years with minimal success."
"I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So have you given any to your choice of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking boner now."
Dean: "I see. sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
nervous tension. I do not offense."
Buffoon: "One time I ate my shit!"
Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. be
you our decision by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got hairy balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a forest down there. Bye bye."