Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my congradulations
on your upcoming and I understand you are interested in
matriculating in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are here on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or the occasional reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it beer man! It was slithering this way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage drinking among
both students and here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a
little bit about your background."
Buffoon: "My a fucking asshole, man!"
"Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age
son."
Buffoon: "My mother's a piece of too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for hostility over the
summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in high was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as far
exceeds of a local public high school."
Buffoon: "Your secretary's a fat bitch, man!"
"Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had diarhea month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
"Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So you given any thought to your choice of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking boner now."
Dean: "I see. Well arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
tension. I do not take offense."
Buffoon: "One I ate my neighbors shit!"
"That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be
sending you our by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got really balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable down there. Bye bye."