Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the of admissions at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I you are interested in
here in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are here on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or even the reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage drinking among
both students and here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a
bit more about your background."
Buffoon: "My father's a asshole, man!"
"Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age
son."
Buffoon: "My mother's a piece of too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your over the
summer so you can to school in the fall relaxed and ready to
learn."
"My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the of the faculty at a University such as ours far
that of a local public high school."
Buffoon: "Your secretary's a fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had diarhea month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to choice of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking right now."
Dean: "I see. Well sexual is not uncommon during periods of
tension. I do not take offense."
Buffoon: "One I ate my neighbors shit!"
Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I meeting you. We'll be
you our decision by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got hairy balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable forest there. Bye bye."