Luyện nghe bài hát The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

"And now a meeting with the dean of admissions at a
college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to my warmest congradulations
on upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in
matriculating in the fall."
"I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are here on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or the occasional reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was this way
and that! It was all up!"
Dean: "I'm sure it was. we discourage inappropriate drinking among
students and pets here on campus."
"Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon to this policy. So tell me a
little bit more about background."
Buffoon: "My father's a asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not at your age
son."
"My mother's a piece of shit too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your over the
so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in high was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as far
that of a local public high school."
Buffoon: "Your secretary's a fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So you given any thought to your choice of
major?"
"I've got a big fucking boner right now."
Dean: "I see. sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
tension. I do not take offense."
Buffoon: "One time I ate my shit!"
Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed you. We'll be
sending you our by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got really balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable forest there. Bye bye."