Luyện nghe bài hát The Bridesmaid Dress Song

My cousin Mary is a real good friend so a bridesmaid for the tenth time
They say that love is blind and a bride to be can it
cause what they pick for is a heinous fashion crime.
She pays 300 dollars for a the bride is claiming,
"If you hem it, you can it as a cocktail dress."

Well, sure.

If you hem it, redesign the sleeves, tear off the bows and rhinestones, tuck in the sash and dye it black, well then, 500 dollars later you end up with a gown that is quite obviously a bridesmaid dress altered to be worn as a cocktail dress.

Well, she called me when the dress in and said,
"I believe it, but this one wins the one for the most piteous."
I said, "You've got a wide melon hat, nothing
could be than that."

But it was. It was hideous.
It was yards of silken aqua foamy green lace and ribbons
It was Scarlett crawling back up the dead
And as she shoved her feet into a set of matching inch heels
For lack of any better I said,

Someday, jumbo butt bows, will be the that's what my hunch is
And someday, jade silk long
be the power dress for corporate lunches.
They brought the bellbottoms back , we said it couldn't be
It's just a of when.
Don't trash that satin, I'm you girl,
You'll use dress again.

The reception was a dinner that sailed into the bay,
Despite the lace and ribbons looked divine.
But another psycho bridesmaid who was of her beauty
Lured her up onto the deck and pushed poor into the brine.
Well, she floated on for days because the bustle her buoyant.
And the sharks could not through the crinoline skirt.
And her parasol turned over caught her ten fresh quarts of
Till she landed on the last island, whether beaten but unhurt.
She turned the sunward, the reflection made a fire
And the natives were with what they saw.
For they dined on wild bobcat Mary caught bow and arrow
She'd from the wire of her under wire bra and she said,

Hey this butt bow, will make a nifty rescue flag.
And hey, this extra bustle, I'll sew into a bag.
I'll pay the natives fake pearls, they'll go and carve me a
And I'll be again.
I'm that this skirt will yield three full sails, HEY!
I'm using dress again.

Well, a Miami plastic surgeon came Mary's distress note
She'd sent out to sea in pillbox hat
And as Mary anchor, he fell instantly in love
And he jumped into his private yacht and set to sail where he
be at.

Well, a squall came from the south, the handsome surgeon's boat water
He prepared himself to die amidst the
But as his was going under, he heard, "grab onto this butt bow
And our true love pulled him from the turgid safely up onto her deck.
They married two weeks and our Mary wrote a book
Made 10 million on her and tour
And these days when someone calls her at her and says, "hey!"
Will you be my bridesmaid answers, "Sure!"

Just dress me in one hundred bows! And all the matching pastel gear
Sure! I'd love a skirt! I want to buy another oddly shaped brassiere.
It needs more rhinestones I think, a nice might help,
What dress needs is a train!"
So take a from Mary, she's doing well
Though you feel foolish, you might look like hell
Don't trash satin, you never can tell, girls,
use that dress again.