Luyện nghe bài hát The Bridesmaid Dress Song

My cousin Mary is a real good friend so a bridesmaid for the tenth time
They say that is blind and a bride to be can prove it
cause what they for bridesmaids is a heinous fashion crime.
She pays 300 dollars for a the bride is claiming,
"If you hem it, you can wear it as a dress."

Well, sure.

If you hem it, redesign the sleeves, tear off the bows and rhinestones, tuck in the sash and dye it black, then, 500 dollars later you will end up with a gown that is quite obviously a bridesmaid dress altered to be worn as a cocktail dress.

Well, she called me when the dress in and said,
"I can't believe it, but this one the one for the most piteous."
I said, "You've got a wide brimmed melon hat,
could be worse that."

But it was. It was hideous.
It was yards of silken aqua foamy with lace and ribbons
It was Scarlett crawling up from the dead
And as she her feet into a set of matching four inch heels
For lack of any words I said,

Someday, jumbo bows, will be the rage that's what my hunch is
And someday, jade silk long
Will be the power dress for lunches.
They brought the bellbottoms back , we said it be done
It's just a of when.
Don't trash satin, I'm telling you girl,
use that dress again.

The reception was a dinner cruise that into the bay,
Despite the lace and Mary looked divine.
But another psycho who was jealous of her beauty
Lured her up the deck and pushed poor Mary into the brine.
Well, she floated on for days because the made her buoyant.
And the sharks could not through the crinoline skirt.
And her parasol turned caught her ten fresh quarts of water
Till she landed on the last island, whether beaten but unhurt.
She turned the rhinestones sunward, the reflection a fire
And the natives were impressed what they saw.
For they dined on wild bobcat caught with bow and arrow
refashioned from the wire of her under wire bra and she said,

Hey this jumbo butt bow, will a nifty rescue flag.
And hey, this extra bustle, I'll sew into a bag.
I'll pay the natives pearls, they'll go and carve me a boat
And be homeward again.
I'm sure that this will yield three full sails, HEY!
I'm using dress again.

Well, a Miami plastic surgeon came upon Mary's note
She'd sent floating out to sea in hat
And as Mary waylaid anchor, he fell instantly in
And he into his private yacht and set to sail where he thought
be at.

Well, a squall from the south, the handsome surgeon's boat took water
He prepared to die amidst the wreck
But as his was going under, he heard, "grab onto this butt bow
And our true love pulled him from the waters safely up onto her deck.
married two weeks later and our Mary wrote a book
Made 10 on her video and tour
And these when someone calls her at her mansion and says, "hey!"
you be my bridesmaid Mary answers, "Sure!"

Just dress me in one hundred butt bows! And all the matching pastel
Sure! I'd love a hoop skirt! I want to buy another oddly brassiere.
It needs more rhinestones I think, a nice might help,
this dress needs is a train!"
So take a page from Mary, she's doing
Though you feel foolish, you might look like hell
trash that satin, you never can tell, girls,
You'll use that again.