Luyện nghe bài hát The Bridesmaid Dress Song

My cousin Mary is a good friend so she's a bridesmaid for the tenth time
They say that is blind and a bride to be can prove it
cause what pick for bridesmaids is a heinous fashion crime.
She 300 dollars for a dress the bride is claiming,
"If you hem it, you can wear it as a dress."

Well, sure.

If you hem it, redesign the sleeves, tear off the bows and rhinestones, tuck in the sash and dye it black, well then, 500 dollars later you will end up with a gown that is obviously a bridesmaid dress altered to be worn as a cocktail dress.

Well, she called me the dress came in and said,
"I can't believe it, but this one the one for the most piteous."
I said, "You've got a wide brimmed hat, nothing
could be worse that."

But it was. It was hideous.
It was yards of silken foamy green with lace and ribbons
It was Scarlett crawling back up from the
And as she shoved her into a set of matching four inch heels
For of any better words I said,

Someday, jumbo butt bows, be the rage that's what my hunch is
And someday, jade silk long
Will be the power dress for lunches.
brought the bellbottoms back , we said it couldn't be done
It's just a of when.
Don't trash that satin, I'm you girl,
use that dress again.

The reception was a cruise that sailed into the bay,
Despite the lace and Mary looked divine.
But another bridesmaid who was jealous of her beauty
her up onto the deck and pushed poor Mary into the brine.
Well, she floated on for because the bustle made her buoyant.
And the sharks not bite through the crinoline skirt.
And her parasol turned over her ten fresh quarts of water
Till she landed on the last uncharted island, beaten but unhurt.
She turned the rhinestones sunward, the reflection a fire
And the natives were with what they saw.
For they dined on wild bobcat Mary caught with bow and
She'd from the wire of her under wire bra and she said,

Hey this jumbo butt bow, will a nifty rescue flag.
And hey, this extra bustle, I'll sew a sleeping bag.
pay the natives fake pearls, they'll go and carve me a boat
And I'll be again.
I'm sure this skirt will yield three full sails, HEY!
I'm this dress again.

Well, a Miami plastic surgeon upon Mary's distress note
She'd sent out to sea in pillbox hat
And as waylaid anchor, he fell instantly in love
And he jumped into his yacht and set to sail where he thought
be at.

Well, a squall came the south, the handsome surgeon's boat took water
He prepared himself to die amidst the
But as his was going under, he heard, "grab onto this butt bow
And our true love pulled him the turgid waters safely up onto her deck.
They married two weeks later and our Mary a book
Made 10 on her video and tour
And days when someone calls her at her mansion and says, "hey!"
Will you be my Mary answers, "Sure!"

Just dress me in one butt bows! And all the matching pastel gear
Sure! I'd love a hoop skirt! I want to buy another shaped brassiere.
It more rhinestones I think, a nice tiara might help,
What dress needs is a train!"
So take a page Mary, she's doing well
Though you might feel foolish, you might look like
Don't that satin, you never can tell, girls,
use that dress again.