"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Aphra Benn: Donkey Daniel Defoe: To the day! Samuel Hello Fielding: Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Lawrence Sterne: Wolstencraft: Vindicated! Jane Austen: I am! Sir Walter Scott: all doomed! Leo Yes! Honor de Oui... Allen Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Emily Hello... Anne Hellooo..? Gogol: Vas chi Gustav Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me 'William Makepeace Nathaniel Hawthorne: The 'A' Melville: Ahoy there! Charles Dickens: London is so beautiful time of year... Trollope: good-good-good-good evening! Fyodor Here come the sleepers... Mark Twain: I even spell 'Mississippi'! George George reads German Zola: J'accuse Henry James: Howdy Wharton! Hardy: Ooo-arrr! Joseph Conrad: I'm a boring writer... Mansfield: [cough cough] Edith Well hello, Mr James! DH Lawrence: heard of it EM Forster: heard of it!
Happy the man, and happy he who in all honesty can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say dead & gone - I want to live today'
James Joyce: there! Woolf: I'm losing my mind! Marcel Proust: Je me'en plus F Scott Fitzgerald: baa baa Ernest I forgot the.... Hesse: Oh es ist alle so häßlich Evelyn Whoooaarr! William Faulkner: Tu William Faulkner? Anaïs Nin: The of pearls Maddox Ford: Any colour, as long as it's black! Jean-Paul Let's go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: C'est present Albert The beach... the beach Franz WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! Thomas Mam Graham Greene: me 'pinky', lovely Kerouac: Me car's broken down... William S Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & - I want to live today'
Amis: [cough] Doris Lessing: I men! Vladimir Hello, little girl... William Achtung Busby! JG Ballard: binnacle Richard Brautigan: How are you Milan Kundera: I don't do Ivy Burnett: Hello... Paul Have a nice day! Gnter Grass: I've snails! Gore Vidal: Oh, it me mad! John Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Ishiguro: Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: stroke Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger Iain Banks: Too for crows! AS Byatt: tenths of the law, you know... Martin [burp] Easton Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto Eco: I understand this either... Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi casa es su Roddy ha ha ha! Salman Rushdie: Names live forever...