"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Aphra Benn: Cervantes: Daniel To christen the day! Richardson: Hello Henry Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Lawrence Hello Wolstencraft: Vindicated! Jane Here I am! Sir Walter Scott: all doomed! Leo Yes! de Balzac: Oui... Edgar Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Brontë: Hello... Emily Hello... Anne Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Flaubert: Oui William Thackeray: Call me 'William Makepeace Thackeray' Hawthorne: The letter 'A' Herman Ahoy there! Charles Dickens: London is so beautiful time of year... Trollope: good-good-good-good evening! Fyodor Dostoevsky: Here the sleepers... Twain: I can't even spell 'Mississippi'! George George reads German Zola: J'accuse Henry James: Miss Wharton! Thomas Ooo-arrr! Joseph Conrad: I'm a bloody writer... Katherine Mansfield: [cough Edith Wharton: hello, Mr James! DH Never heard of it EM Never heard of it!
Happy the man, and he alone who in all honesty can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live
James Hello there! Virginia I'm losing my mind! Marcel Proust: Je me'en souviens F Scott Fitzgerald: baa baa Hemingway: I forgot the.... Hermann Oh es ist alle so häßlich Waugh: Whoooaarr! William Faulkner: Tu connait Faulkner? Nin: The strand of pearls Ford Maddox Ford: Any colour, as as it's black! Jean-Paul Sartre: go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: C'est present Camus: The beach... the beach Franz Kafka: WHAT DO YOU FROM ME?! Mann: Mam Graham Call me 'pinky', lovely Jack Kerouac: Me car's down... S Burroughs: Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to today'
Kingsley [cough] Doris Lessing: I men! Nabokov: Hello, little girl... William Achtung Busby! JG Instrument binnacle Richard Brautigan: How are you Milan I don't do interviews Ivy Compton Hello... Paul Theroux: Have a day! Gnter Grass: found snails! Gore Vidal: Oh, it me mad! John Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Ishiguro: Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: stroke John Steinbeck, JD Salinger Banks: Too orangey for crows! AS Nine tenths of the law, you know... Martin [burp] Easton Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto I don't understand this either... Gabriel Garcia Mi casa es su casa Doyle: ha ha ha! Salman Rushdie: Names live forever...