"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Benn: Hello Cervantes: Defoe: To christen the day! Samuel Hello Henry Fielding: Tittle-tattle... Sterne: Hello Mary Vindicated! Jane Austen: I am! Sir Walter Scott: all doomed! Leo Yes! de Balzac: Oui... Edgar Allen Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Emily Hello... Anne Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Flaubert: Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me 'William Thackeray' Nathaniel The letter 'A' Herman Ahoy there! Dickens: London is so beautiful this time of year... Anthony good-good-good-good evening! Fyodor Dostoevsky: Here the sleepers... Mark I can't even spell 'Mississippi'! George Eliot: George German Zola: J'accuse Henry James: Howdy Wharton! Hardy: Ooo-arrr! Joseph Conrad: I'm a bloody writer... Katherine Mansfield: [cough Edith Wharton: hello, Mr James! DH Lawrence: Never of it EM Forster: Never of it!
the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's & gone - I want to live today'
James Hello there! Virginia Woolf: I'm my mind! Proust: Je me'en souviens plus F Scott Fitzgerald: baa baa Ernest I forgot the.... Hesse: Oh es ist alle so häßlich Evelyn Whoooaarr! Faulkner: Tu connait William Faulkner? Anaïs Nin: The of pearls Maddox Ford: Any colour, as long as it's black! Jean-Paul Let's go to the dome, Simone! Simone de C'est exact present Albert The beach... the beach Franz Kafka: DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! Thomas Mam Graham Call me 'pinky', lovely Jack Kerouac: Me broken down... S Burroughs: Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live
Kingsley Amis: Lessing: I hate men! Vladimir Nabokov: Hello, girl... Golding: Achtung Busby! JG Ballard: binnacle Richard How are you doing? Milan Kundera: I don't do Ivy Compton Hello... Theroux: Have a nice day! Gnter I've found snails! Gore Vidal: Oh, it me mad! John Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Ishiguro: Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: John Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger Banks: Too orangey for crows! AS Nine tenths of the law, you know... Martin [burp] Brett Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! Eco: I don't understand this either... Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi casa es su Doyle: ha ha ha! Salman Rushdie: Names live forever...