"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Benn: Hello Cervantes: Defoe: To christen the day! Samuel Hello Henry Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Lawrence Sterne: Mary Vindicated! Jane Here I am! Sir Walter Scott: all doomed! Leo Yes! de Balzac: Oui... Edgar Allen Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Emily Hello... Brontë: Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Flaubert: Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me Makepeace Thackeray' Nathaniel The letter 'A' Herman Melville: there! Charles Dickens: London is so this time of year... Anthony good-good-good-good evening! Dostoevsky: Here come the sleepers... Mark Twain: I can't even 'Mississippi'! George George reads German Emile Zola: Henry James: Miss Wharton! Hardy: Ooo-arrr! Joseph Conrad: I'm a bloody writer... Katherine Mansfield: [cough Edith Well hello, Mr James! DH Never heard of it EM Forster: heard of it!
Happy the man, and he alone who in all honesty can call today his own; He who has life and strength to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
Joyce: Hello there! Virginia I'm losing my mind! Marcel Proust: Je me'en plus F Scott Fitzgerald: baa baa Hemingway: I forgot the.... Hermann Hesse: Oh es ist alle so Evelyn Whoooaarr! William Tu connait William Faulkner? Anaïs Nin: The of pearls Ford Maddox Any colour, as long as it's black! Sartre: Let's go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: C'est present Albert The beach... the beach Kafka: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! Thomas Mam Greene: Call me 'pinky', lovely Jack Kerouac: Me car's down... William S Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he who in all honesty can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say dead & gone - I want to live today'
Amis: [cough] Doris Lessing: I men! Nabokov: Hello, little girl... William Achtung Busby! JG Ballard: binnacle Brautigan: How are you doing? Milan I don't do interviews Ivy Compton Hello... Theroux: Have a nice day! Gnter Grass: I've snails! Gore Oh, it makes me mad! Updike: Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Kazuro Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: John Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger Iain Banks: Too for crows! AS Byatt: tenths of the law, you know... Martin Amis: Brett Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto I don't understand this either... Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi es su casa Roddy ha ha ha! Salman Rushdie: will live forever...