"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence... no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Benn: Hello Cervantes: Daniel To christen the day! Samuel Richardson: Henry Fielding: Tittle-tattle... Sterne: Hello Mary Vindicated! Jane Austen: I am! Sir Walter We're all doomed! Leo Yes! de Balzac: Oui... Edgar Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Brontë: Hello... Emily Hello... Brontë: Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Flaubert: Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me Makepeace Thackeray' Nathaniel The letter 'A' Herman Ahoy there! Charles Dickens: London is so beautiful time of year... Trollope: good-good-good-good evening! Fyodor Dostoevsky: Here the sleepers... Mark Twain: I can't spell 'Mississippi'! George Eliot: George reads Emile Zola: Henry Howdy Miss Wharton! Thomas Ooo-arrr! Conrad: I'm a bloody boring writer... Katherine [cough cough] Edith Well hello, Mr James! DH Never heard of it EM Never heard of it!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live
James Joyce: there! Woolf: I'm losing my mind! Marcel Proust: Je me'en souviens F Scott Fitzgerald: baa baa Hemingway: I forgot the.... Hermann Hesse: Oh es ist so häßlich Evelyn Whoooaarr! William Faulkner: Tu William Faulkner? Anaïs Nin: The strand of Maddox Ford: Any colour, as long as it's black! Jean-Paul Let's go to the dome, Simone! de Beauvoir: C'est exact present Albert The beach... the beach Franz Kafka: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME?! Thomas Mam Graham Call me 'pinky', lovely Jack Kerouac: Me car's down... William S Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all can call today his own; He who has life and enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
Amis: [cough] Doris I hate men! Vladimir Nabokov: Hello, girl... William Golding: Busby! JG Ballard: Instrument Richard How are you doing? Milan Kundera: I do interviews Ivy Compton Hello... Theroux: Have a nice day! Gnter I've found snails! Gore Oh, it makes me mad! John Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Kazuro Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: stroke John Steinbeck, JD Salinger Banks: Too orangey for crows! AS Byatt: tenths of the law, you know... Martin [burp] Easton Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto Eco: I don't understand either... Gabriel Marquez: Mi casa es su casa Doyle: ha ha ha! Salman Names will live forever...