"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Aphra Benn: Donkey Daniel Defoe: To the day! Samuel Hello Henry Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Lawrence Hello Wolstencraft: Vindicated! Jane Austen: I am! Sir Walter We're all doomed! Leo Yes! Honor de Oui... Edgar Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Brontë: Hello... Anne Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Gustav Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: me 'William Makepeace Thackeray' Nathaniel Hawthorne: The 'A' Herman Melville: there! Charles London is so beautiful this time of year... Anthony good-good-good-good evening! Fyodor Here come the sleepers... Twain: I can't even spell 'Mississippi'! George Eliot: George German Zola: J'accuse Henry James: Howdy Wharton! Hardy: Ooo-arrr! Joseph I'm a bloody boring writer... Katherine [cough cough] Edith Wharton: hello, Mr James! DH Never heard of it EM Forster: Never of it!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & - I want to live today'
Joyce: Hello there! Virginia I'm losing my mind! Marcel Proust: Je me'en plus F Scott Fitzgerald: baa baa Ernest Hemingway: I the.... Hermann Hesse: Oh es ist so häßlich Evelyn Whoooaarr! William Faulkner: Tu connait William Anaïs The strand of pearls Ford Maddox Ford: Any colour, as long as black! Jean-Paul Let's go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: exact present Albert The beach... the beach Franz WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! Mann: Mam Graham Call me 'pinky', lovely Jack Kerouac: Me car's down... S Burroughs: Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his He who has life and enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
Kingsley [cough] Doris I hate men! Nabokov: Hello, little girl... William Golding: Busby! JG Instrument binnacle Richard How are you doing? Kundera: I don't do interviews Ivy Burnett: Hello... Paul Have a nice day! Gnter I've found snails! Vidal: Oh, it makes me mad! John Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Kazuro Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: stroke John Steinbeck, stroke JD Iain Banks: Too for crows! AS Nine tenths of the law, you know... Martin [burp] Brett Easton Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto I don't understand this either... Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi es su casa Roddy ha ha ha! Rushdie: Names will live forever...