"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... are you doing?"
Benn: Hello Cervantes: Daniel Defoe: To the day! Richardson: Hello Henry Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Sterne: Hello Mary Vindicated! Jane Austen: I am! Sir Walter We're all doomed! Leo Yes! de Balzac: Oui... Edgar Allen Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Emily Hello... Brontë: Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Flaubert: Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me 'William Thackeray' Nathaniel The letter 'A' Melville: Ahoy there! Charles London is so beautiful this time of year... Anthony Trollope: evening! Dostoevsky: Here come the sleepers... Mark Twain: I can't even 'Mississippi'! George Eliot: reads German Zola: J'accuse Henry James: Howdy Wharton! Thomas Ooo-arrr! Conrad: I'm a bloody boring writer... Katherine [cough cough] Edith Well hello, Mr James! DH Lawrence: Never of it EM Forster: heard of it!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all can call today his own; He who has and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
James Hello there! Woolf: I'm losing my mind! Marcel Proust: Je souviens plus F Scott Fitzgerald: baa baa Ernest I forgot the.... Hermann Hesse: Oh es ist alle so Waugh: Whoooaarr! William Faulkner: Tu connait Faulkner? Nin: The strand of pearls Ford Ford: Any colour, as long as it's black! Sartre: Let's go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: exact present Camus: The beach... the beach Franz Kafka: DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! Thomas Mam Graham Greene: Call me 'pinky', Jack Me car's broken down... William S Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's & gone - I want to live today'
Kingsley [cough] Lessing: I hate men! Vladimir Hello, little girl... Golding: Achtung Busby! JG Ballard: binnacle Richard How are you doing? Milan Kundera: I do interviews Ivy Burnett: Hello... Paul Theroux: a nice day! Gnter Grass: I've snails! Gore Vidal: Oh, it me mad! John Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Ishiguro: Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: stroke Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger Iain Banks: Too for crows! AS Byatt: tenths of the law, you know... Martin [burp] Brett Easton Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto Eco: I understand this either... Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi casa es su Doyle: ha ha ha! Salman Names will live forever...