"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Benn: Hello Cervantes: Daniel To christen the day! Samuel Hello Fielding: Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Lawrence Sterne: Wolstencraft: Vindicated! Jane Here I am! Sir Scott: We're all doomed! Leo Yes! Honor de Oui... Edgar Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Brontë: Hello... Emily Hello... Brontë: Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Flaubert: Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me Makepeace Thackeray' Nathaniel Hawthorne: The 'A' Melville: Ahoy there! Charles London is so beautiful this time of year... Anthony Trollope: evening! Dostoevsky: Here come the sleepers... Mark Twain: I even spell 'Mississippi'! George George reads German Emile Zola: Henry James: Howdy Wharton! Hardy: Ooo-arrr! Joseph Conrad: I'm a bloody writer... Katherine [cough cough] Wharton: Well hello, Mr James! DH Lawrence: heard of it EM Forster: heard of it!
Happy the man, and happy he who in all honesty can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's & gone - I want to live today'
James Joyce: there! Woolf: I'm losing my mind! Marcel Proust: Je me'en plus F Scott baa bababa baa Hemingway: I forgot the.... Hermann Oh es ist alle so häßlich Waugh: Whoooaarr! William Faulkner: Tu connait Faulkner? Anaïs Nin: The of pearls Ford Ford: Any colour, as long as it's black! Jean-Paul Sartre: go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: exact present Albert The beach... the beach Franz Kafka: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME?! Mann: Mam Graham Greene: me 'pinky', lovely Jack Kerouac: Me car's down... S Burroughs: Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call his own; He who has and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
Amis: [cough] Doris I hate men! Nabokov: Hello, little girl... William Golding: Busby! JG Ballard: Instrument Richard Brautigan: How are you Milan I don't do interviews Ivy Burnett: Hello... Paul Theroux: Have a day! Grass: I've found snails! Gore Vidal: Oh, it me mad! Updike: Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Kazuro Ah so, old chap! Malcolm stroke John Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger Banks: Too orangey for crows! AS Nine tenths of the law, you know... Amis: [burp] Brett Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto Eco: I don't this either... Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi es su casa Roddy ha ha ha! Salman Rushdie: Names live forever...