"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Benn: Hello Cervantes: Defoe: To christen the day! Samuel Richardson: Henry Fielding: Tittle-tattle... Lawrence Hello Mary Vindicated! Jane Austen: I am! Sir Walter Scott: all doomed! Leo Yes! Honor de Oui... Allen Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Emily Hello... Brontë: Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Gustav Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me 'William Makepeace Hawthorne: The letter 'A' Herman Melville: there! Charles Dickens: London is so this time of year... Trollope: good-good-good-good evening! Fyodor Here come the sleepers... Mark I can't even spell 'Mississippi'! George Eliot: George German Zola: J'accuse Henry James: Howdy Wharton! Thomas Ooo-arrr! Joseph Conrad: I'm a boring writer... Katherine Mansfield: [cough Edith Wharton: hello, Mr James! DH Lawrence: heard of it EM Never heard of it!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live
Joyce: Hello there! Virginia I'm losing my mind! Marcel Proust: Je souviens plus F Fitzgerald: baa bababa baa Hemingway: I forgot the.... Hermann Oh es ist alle so häßlich Waugh: Whoooaarr! William Faulkner: Tu William Faulkner? Anaïs Nin: The strand of Maddox Ford: Any colour, as long as it's black! Jean-Paul Sartre: go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: C'est present Albert Camus: The beach... the Franz Kafka: WHAT DO YOU FROM ME?! Mann: Mam Graham Greene: Call me 'pinky', Jack Me car's broken down... S Burroughs: Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's & gone - I want to live today'
Kingsley [cough] Doris Lessing: I men! Vladimir Hello, little girl... William Golding: Busby! JG Instrument binnacle Brautigan: How are you doing? Milan Kundera: I do interviews Ivy Compton Hello... Theroux: Have a nice day! Gnter Grass: found snails! Gore Oh, it makes me mad! Updike: Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Kazuro Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: stroke John Steinbeck, stroke JD Iain Too orangey for crows! AS Nine tenths of the law, you know... Amis: [burp] Brett Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto Eco: I don't understand either... Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi es su casa Roddy ha ha ha! Salman Names will live forever...