"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes whose or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Aphra Benn: Donkey Daniel Defoe: To the day! Richardson: Hello Henry Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Lawrence Sterne: Wolstencraft: Vindicated! Jane Austen: I am! Sir Scott: We're all doomed! Leo Yes! Honor de Oui... Edgar Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Emily Hello... Brontë: Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Flaubert: Oui William Thackeray: Call me 'William Makepeace Thackeray' Nathaniel Hawthorne: The 'A' Melville: Ahoy there! Charles London is so beautiful this time of year... Anthony good-good-good-good evening! Fyodor Here come the sleepers... Twain: I can't even spell 'Mississippi'! George Eliot: reads German Emile Zola: Henry James: Howdy Wharton! Thomas Ooo-arrr! Joseph I'm a bloody boring writer... Katherine [cough cough] Edith Wharton: hello, Mr James! DH Never heard of it EM Forster: Never of it!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to today'
Joyce: Hello there! Virginia Woolf: I'm my mind! Marcel Proust: Je souviens plus F Scott baa bababa baa Ernest I forgot the.... Hermann Hesse: Oh es ist so häßlich Evelyn Whoooaarr! William Faulkner: Tu connait Faulkner? Anaïs Nin: The of pearls Ford Maddox Ford: Any colour, as as it's black! Sartre: Let's go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: exact present Albert Camus: The beach... the Franz Kafka: WHAT DO YOU FROM ME?! Mann: Mam Graham Greene: me 'pinky', lovely Jack Me car's broken down... S Burroughs: Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & - I want to live today'
Amis: [cough] Doris I hate men! Nabokov: Hello, little girl... William Golding: Busby! JG Instrument binnacle Brautigan: How are you doing? Milan I don't do interviews Ivy Compton Hello... Paul Theroux: Have a day! Gnter Grass: I've snails! Vidal: Oh, it makes me mad! John Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Kazuro Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: stroke John Steinbeck, JD Salinger Banks: Too orangey for crows! AS Byatt: Nine of the law, you know... Martin Amis: Brett Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto Eco: I don't this either... Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi es su casa Roddy ha ha ha! Salman Names will live forever...