"This book deals epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Aphra Benn: Donkey Daniel Defoe: To the day! Samuel Hello Henry Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Sterne: Hello Mary Vindicated! Austen: Here I am! Sir Walter Scott: all doomed! Leo Yes! Honor de Oui... Edgar Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Emily Hello... Anne Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Gustav Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: me 'William Makepeace Thackeray' Hawthorne: The letter 'A' Herman Melville: there! Charles Dickens: London is so beautiful time of year... Anthony Trollope: evening! Dostoevsky: Here come the sleepers... Mark Twain: I even spell 'Mississippi'! George Eliot: George reads Zola: J'accuse Henry Howdy Miss Wharton! Hardy: Ooo-arrr! Joseph Conrad: I'm a bloody writer... Katherine [cough cough] Wharton: Well hello, Mr James! DH Never heard of it EM Forster: heard of it!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to today'
James Joyce: there! Virginia Woolf: I'm my mind! Marcel Proust: Je me'en souviens F Scott baa bababa baa Ernest Hemingway: I the.... Hermann Oh es ist alle so häßlich Evelyn Whoooaarr! Faulkner: Tu connait William Faulkner? Anaïs The strand of pearls Ford Maddox Ford: Any colour, as long as black! Sartre: Let's go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: exact present Albert The beach... the beach Franz Kafka: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME?! Mann: Mam Graham Call me 'pinky', lovely Jack Kerouac: Me car's down... S Burroughs: Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all can call today his own; He who has and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
Kingsley [cough] Lessing: I hate men! Vladimir Hello, little girl... William Golding: Busby! JG Instrument binnacle Brautigan: How are you doing? Milan I don't do interviews Ivy Burnett: Hello... Theroux: Have a nice day! Gnter Grass: found snails! Gore Vidal: Oh, it me mad! Updike: Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Kazuro Ah so, old chap! Malcolm stroke John Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger Iain Banks: Too for crows! AS Byatt: tenths of the law, you know... Martin [burp] Brett Easton Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto I don't understand this either... Gabriel Garcia Mi casa es su casa Roddy ha ha ha! Salman Names will live forever...