"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Aphra Benn: Donkey Daniel To christen the day! Richardson: Hello Henry Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Lawrence Sterne: Wolstencraft: Vindicated! Jane Here I am! Sir Scott: We're all doomed! Leo Yes! Honor de Oui... Edgar Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Brontë: Hello... Anne Hellooo..? Gogol: Vas chi Gustav Oui Makepeace Thackeray: Call me 'William Makepeace Thackeray' Nathaniel Hawthorne: The 'A' Melville: Ahoy there! Charles London is so beautiful this time of year... Trollope: good-good-good-good evening! Fyodor Dostoevsky: Here the sleepers... Mark I can't even spell 'Mississippi'! George George reads German Zola: J'accuse Henry Howdy Miss Wharton! Hardy: Ooo-arrr! Joseph Conrad: I'm a boring writer... Katherine Mansfield: [cough Wharton: Well hello, Mr James! DH Lawrence: heard of it EM Forster: Never of it!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's & gone - I want to live today'
James Joyce: there! Virginia I'm losing my mind! Proust: Je me'en souviens plus F Scott Fitzgerald: baa baa Hemingway: I forgot the.... Hermann Hesse: Oh es ist alle so Waugh: Whoooaarr! William Tu connait William Faulkner? Anaïs Nin: The of pearls Ford Maddox Ford: Any colour, as long as black! Jean-Paul Let's go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: C'est present Albert The beach... the beach Kafka: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! Thomas Mam Greene: Call me 'pinky', lovely Jack Kerouac: Me broken down... William S Wowwww!
Happy the man, and he alone who in all honesty can call today his own; He who has life and enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
Amis: [cough] Doris Lessing: I men! Vladimir Nabokov: Hello, girl... William Achtung Busby! JG Ballard: Instrument Richard How are you doing? Kundera: I don't do interviews Ivy Compton Hello... Paul Theroux: a nice day! Grass: I've found snails! Gore Vidal: Oh, it me mad! John Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Kazuro Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: stroke John Steinbeck, stroke JD Iain Too orangey for crows! AS Byatt: tenths of the law, you know... Martin [burp] Brett Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! Eco: I don't understand this either... Gabriel Garcia Mi casa es su casa Roddy ha ha ha! Salman Rushdie: Names will forever...