"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
Benn: Hello Cervantes: Daniel Defoe: To the day! Samuel Hello Fielding: Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Lawrence Sterne: Wolstencraft: Vindicated! Jane Austen: I am! Sir Walter We're all doomed! Leo Yes! Honor de Oui... Allen Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Emily Hello... Brontë: Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Gustav Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me 'William Makepeace Nathaniel The letter 'A' Melville: Ahoy there! Charles London is so beautiful this time of year... Anthony good-good-good-good evening! Fyodor Here come the sleepers... Mark Twain: I even spell 'Mississippi'! George George reads German Zola: J'accuse Henry James: Miss Wharton! Thomas Ooo-arrr! Joseph I'm a bloody boring writer... Mansfield: [cough cough] Edith Well hello, Mr James! DH Never heard of it EM Forster: heard of it!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & - I want to live today'
James Joyce: there! Woolf: I'm losing my mind! Marcel Proust: Je souviens plus F Fitzgerald: baa bababa baa Ernest Hemingway: I the.... Hermann Oh es ist alle so häßlich Waugh: Whoooaarr! William Faulkner: Tu connait Faulkner? Nin: The strand of pearls Ford Maddox Ford: Any colour, as as it's black! Jean-Paul Let's go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: C'est exact Albert The beach... the beach Franz Kafka: WHAT DO YOU FROM ME?! Thomas Mam Greene: Call me 'pinky', lovely Jack Kerouac: Me car's down... S Burroughs: Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his He who has life and enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
Kingsley [cough] Lessing: I hate men! Vladimir Nabokov: Hello, girl... Golding: Achtung Busby! JG Instrument binnacle Brautigan: How are you doing? Milan Kundera: I do interviews Ivy Compton Hello... Paul Have a nice day! Gnter Grass: found snails! Gore Oh, it makes me mad! John Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Ishiguro: Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: John Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger Iain Banks: Too for crows! AS Nine tenths of the law, you know... Martin Amis: Brett Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto Eco: I understand this either... Garcia Marquez: Mi casa es su casa Roddy ha ha ha! Salman Rushdie: will live forever...