"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... are you doing?"
Aphra Benn: Cervantes: Daniel To christen the day! Richardson: Hello Henry Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... Lawrence Hello Mary Vindicated! Jane Here I am! Sir Walter We're all doomed! Leo Yes! de Balzac: Oui... Edgar Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Hello... Brontë: Hello... Anne Hellooo..? Nikolai Vas chi Gustav Oui William Makepeace Thackeray: me 'William Makepeace Thackeray' Hawthorne: The letter 'A' Herman Melville: there! Charles Dickens: London is so this time of year... Anthony Trollope: evening! Fyodor Dostoevsky: Here the sleepers... Mark Twain: I even spell 'Mississippi'! George Eliot: George German Emile Zola: Henry Howdy Miss Wharton! Thomas Ooo-arrr! Joseph Conrad: I'm a boring writer... Mansfield: [cough cough] Edith Wharton: hello, Mr James! DH Never heard of it EM Never heard of it!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's & gone - I want to live today'
James Hello there! Virginia Woolf: I'm my mind! Proust: Je me'en souviens plus F Scott Fitzgerald: baa baa Ernest Hemingway: I the.... Hesse: Oh es ist alle so häßlich Evelyn Whoooaarr! William Tu connait William Faulkner? Anaïs The strand of pearls Ford Maddox Ford: Any colour, as as it's black! Jean-Paul Let's go to the dome, Simone! Simone de Beauvoir: C'est exact Albert Camus: The beach... the Kafka: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! Thomas Mam Graham Greene: me 'pinky', lovely Jack Kerouac: Me car's down... S Burroughs: Wowwww!
Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I to live today'
Amis: [cough] Doris I hate men! Vladimir Nabokov: Hello, girl... Golding: Achtung Busby! JG Ballard: Instrument Richard Brautigan: How are you Milan Kundera: I don't do Ivy Compton Hello... Theroux: Have a nice day! Gnter Grass: I've snails! Gore Vidal: Oh, it me mad! John Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... Ishiguro: Ah so, old chap! Malcolm Bradbury: stroke Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger Iain Banks: Too for crows! AS Nine tenths of the law, you know... Martin Amis: Brett Easton Aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto Eco: I don't this either... Gabriel Garcia Mi casa es su casa Roddy ha ha ha! Rushdie: Names will live forever...