Luyện nghe bài hát The Bong Song

I wake up in the and I'm covered in pee,
my pee turns to chocolate,
That be fucking sweet.

I see a big house,
Then it to gingerbread,
Then I see the gardener with an head.

I'm in through the front door,
High all the midgets on the floor.
Don't forget to take your off the mousekeeper swept up and the mermaid mopped the floor.

The butlers ready,
These are throwing a party.
Covered in Charms, holding a Leprechaun,
"Lets get party on!"

Then glitter fall from the sky-e-i,
Then rainbows shoot from my eye-e-eyes!
None of this has to do my-e-i,
My song, my song, my song!

Who cares, cause im really high-e-i,
Jesus turned the pool wine!
For these ideas you can my-e-i,
My bong, my bong, my bong!

I just make no sense,
Hey! at the president, he's riding an elephant.
I just be a slut,
Big hides my beergut, orgy in the castle jump.

And then we see kids,
Playing with their sticks, they're all shooting Uniporn.

Wait, I im loosing my high,
setting in,
I think I one more hit, from my bong!

Why we go for a ride,
Inside of my fucking mind?
Who knows what crazy we might find,
So c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

My are all about getting high,
My are all drunk, gay guys!
Who if I have to rely-e-i,
On my bong, my bong, my bong!