The Biker (the Fighter Parody)

[Gym Class Heroes]
Seems the further from town I go
The more I hate this place
He's got leather and big tattoos,
And scars all over his face
And I wonder if he ever has cried
Cause he couldn't get a date for the prom
He's got his arms around every man's dream
And crumbs in his beard from the seafood special
Oh can't you see my world is falling apart?
Oh, but I'd never ride with another
Maybe they've never had their arms around
Anything so wild and free

Now his friend leans over and says
Looks like we got us a fag
I wonder if that guy's read one word
That wasn't in a porno mag

[Ryan Tedder]
Give him a break and some advice for fun
Cause he has been cycling too long
Give me some advice, give me a helmet
Then they'll say to me, say to me, say tome
There goes the biker, there goes the biker
Here comes the biker
That's what they'll say to me, say to me, say to me
This one's a biker

[Gym Class Heroes]
And I wonder if he ever has cried
Cause he couldn't get a date for the prom
Because they've no interest
In the struggle to obtain
The status and bogus desires
That drive most people insane
To them it's the norm
For a man to conform
To a godless society
I can't understand it
Why people give you grief?
You play the one armed bandit
Like and outlaw with a belief

Now his friend leans over and says
Looks like we got us a fag
I wonder if that guy's read one word
That wasn't in a porno mag

[Ryan Tedder]
Give him a break and some advice for fun
Cause he has been cycling too long
Give me some advice, give me a helmet
Then they'll say to me, say to me, say tome
There goes the biker, there goes the biker
Here comes the biker
That's what they'll say to me, say to me, say to me
This one's a biker

[Gym Class Heroes]
Everybody put yo hands up
What we gonna do (hey!) [x4] y'all?
What we gonna do (hey!) [x3] y'all?

You who have nothing have
Something that only the 1per cent
Could ever see
There Was A Girl Who Loved A Biker
She Used To Follow Him Across America
But The Biker Didn't Like Her.

[Ryan Tedder]
Give him a break and some advice for fun
Cause he has been cycling too long
Give me some advice, give me a helmet
Then they'll say to me, say to me, say tome
There goes the biker, there goes the biker
Here comes the biker
That's what they'll say to me, say to me, say to me
This one's a biker

[Gym Class Heroes]
Now his friend leans over and says
Looks like we got us a fag
I wonder if that guy's read one word
That wasn't in a porno mag