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Well, I had two weeks of vacation time
After working all down at 'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing'
So one night when my family and I were gathered 'round the table
I said, "Kids, if you could go anywhere in this big world now
you like to go ta?"

They said, "Dad, we wanna see the biggest ball of in Minnesota"
They picked the biggest of twine in Minnesota

So the very next day we up the car
With potato skins and wieners
Crossword puzzles, Spider-Man
And mama's home made pie

out of the driveway and the neighbors
They all waved good-bye and so began our three day

We picked up a guy holding a sign said, "Twine ball or bust"
He smelled real bad and he his name was Bernie
I put in a Slim Whitman tape, my put on a brand new hair net
Kids were in the seat jumping up and down
Yelling, "Are we yet?"

And all of us were joined in one common thought
As we rolled down the long and winding in our '53 DeSoto

We're see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
headin' for the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Oh, we couldn't to get there
So we drove straight through for whole days and nights
Of course, we for more pickled wieners now and then

The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've it
But you see out of the side of the car
Because the are completely covered
With the decals from all the places where already been

Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum
The Boll Monument and Cranberry World
The Shuffleboard Hall Of Fame, Poodle Dog
And The of Albino Squirrels

been to ghost towns, theme parks, wax museums
And the place you can drive through the middle of a tree
seen alligator farms and tarantula ranches
But there's still one we gotta see

Well, we crossed the state line 6:39
And we saw the sign said, "Twine Ball exit, fifty miles"
Oh, the kids were so they started singing
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall" for the twenty-seventh time day

So, we pulled off the road at the last gas station
Got a few pickled wieners and a diet chocolate soda

On our way to see the biggest of twine in Minnesota
We're gonna see the biggest ball of twine in

Finally, at early Wednesday evening
As the sun was setting in the sky
Out in the distance, on the
It to me like a vision before my unbelieving eyes

I parked the car and walked with awe-filled
Toward glorious, huge, majestic sphere
I was just so overwhelmed by its sheer
I had to pop myself a

Yes, on these hallowed grounds, ten to eight on weekdays
In a little shrine under a pagoda

There sits the ball of twine in Minnesota
I tell you, it's the biggest of twine in Minnesota

Oh, on earth would make a man decide to do that kind of thing?
Oh, windin' up twenty-one thousand, one hundred forty pounds of

What was he to prove? Who was he trying to impress?
Why did he build it? How did he do it? It's guess
did he get the twine? What was goin' through his mind?
Did it just seem like a good at the time?

Well, we walked up beside it and I warned the
"Now, you better not it, those ropes are there for a reason"
I said, "Maybe if you're good, I'll tie it to the of our car
And we can take it home", but I was teasin'

Then we went to the gift shop and stood in
Bought a souvenir miniature of twine
Some window and anything else they'd sell us
And I bought a couple
"Greetings from the twine ball, you were here"
Won't the back home be jealous?

I gave our to Bernie and we stood by the ball
And we all gathered and said, "Cheese"
Then Bernie ran away with my brand new
But at least we got our

So we all stared at the ball for a while
And my eyes got moist but I with a smile
"Kids, this what America's all about"
I started feelin' kinda gooey inside
And I fell on my knees and I and cried
And that's when those security threw us out

You know, I bet if we that sucker
It'd roll all the way down to Fargo, Dakota

'Cause it's the biggest of twine in Minnesota
I'm talkin' 'bout the biggest ball of twine in

Well, we stayed that night at the Twine Inn
In the we were on our way home again
But we really didn't to leave, that was perfectly clear

I said, "Folks, I can tell all sad to go"
I winked my eye and I said
"You know, I got a funny kind of
We'll be back again next year"

'Cause been all around this great big world
And I think of anywhere else I'd rather go ta

the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
I said the biggest ball of twine in

Minnesota, Minnesota,