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Well, I had two weeks of vacation time
After working all year at 'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing'
So one night when my and I were gathered 'round the dinner table
I said, "Kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big now
you like to go ta?"

They said, "Dad, we see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota"
They picked the biggest ball of in Minnesota

So the very next day we up the car
With potato skins and pickled
puzzles, Spider-Man comics
And mama's home made pie

Pulled out of the driveway and the
They all waved good-bye and so began our day journey

We picked up a guy holding a sign that said, "Twine or bust"
He real bad and he said his name was Bernie
I put in a Slim tape, my wife put on a brand new hair net
were in the back seat jumping up and down
Yelling, "Are we yet?"

And all of us were together in one common thought
As we down the long and winding interstate in our '53 DeSoto

We're see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
We're for the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Oh, we couldn't to get there
So we drove straight through for whole days and nights
Of course, we stopped for pickled wieners now and then

The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've it
But you see out of the side of the car
Because the windows are completely
With the decals from all the places where already been

Like Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware
The Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry
The Shuffleboard Hall Of Fame, Dog Rock
And The of Albino Squirrels

We've been to ghost towns, parks, wax museums
And the where you can drive through the middle of a tree
We've seen farms and tarantula ranches
But there's still one we gotta see

Well, we crossed the state line 6:39
And we saw the sign said, "Twine Ball exit, fifty miles"
Oh, the kids so happy they started singing
"99 Bottles Of On The Wall" for the twenty-seventh time that day

So, we pulled off the road at the chance gas station
Got a few pickled wieners and a diet chocolate soda

On our way to see the biggest ball of twine in
We're gonna see the biggest ball of in Minnesota

Finally, at 7:37 early Wednesday
As the sun was setting in the sky
Out in the distance, on the
It appeared to me like a vision my unbelieving eyes

I the car and walked with awe-filled reverence
Toward that glorious, huge, majestic
I was so overwhelmed by its sheer immensity
I had to pop a beer

Yes, on these hallowed grounds, ten to eight on weekdays
In a little under a makeshift pagoda

There sits the biggest ball of twine in
I tell you, the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Oh, what on would make a man decide to do that kind of thing?
Oh, windin' up twenty-one thousand, one forty pounds of string

What was he to prove? Who was he trying to impress?
Why did he build it? How did he do it? anybody's guess
Where did he get the twine? What was through his mind?
Did it just like a good idea at the time?

Well, we walked up beside it and I warned the
"Now, you better not touch it, ropes are there for a reason"
I said, "Maybe if you're good, I'll tie it to the of our car
And we can take it home", but I was only

Then we went to the shop and stood in line
Bought a miniature ball of twine
Some window and anything else they'd sell us
And I bought a postcards
"Greetings from the twine ball, wish you here"
Won't the folks back home be

I gave our to Bernie and we stood by the ball
And we all 'round and said, "Cheese"
Then Bernie ran with my brand new Instamatic
But at least we got our

So we all just at the ball for a while
And my got moist but I said with a smile
"Kids, here's what America's all about"
Then I started kinda gooey inside
And I fell on my and I cried and cried
And that's when security guards threw us out

You know, I bet if we unraveled that
It'd roll all the way down to Fargo, North

'Cause it's the biggest ball of twine in
I'm talkin' 'bout the ball of twine in Minnesota

Well, we stayed night at the Twine Ball Inn
In the morning we were on our way home
But we really didn't want to leave, that was clear

I said, "Folks, I can tell all sad to go"
Then I my eye and I said
"You know, I got a funny kind of
We'll be comin' back again year"

'Cause I've been all around great big world
And I can't think of anywhere else I'd go ta

the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
I said the biggest ball of in Minnesota

Minnesota, Minnesota,