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Well, I had two weeks of vacation time
After working all down at 'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing'
So one night when my family and I gathered 'round the dinner table
I said, "Kids, if you could go anywhere in great big world now
Where'd you to go ta?"

They said, "Dad, we wanna see the biggest of twine in Minnesota"
They picked the ball of twine in Minnesota

So the very day we loaded up the car
With potato skins and pickled
Crossword puzzles, Spider-Man
And home made rhubarb pie

Pulled out of the driveway and the
They all waved and so began our three day journey

We up a guy holding a sign that said, "Twine ball or bust"
He smelled real bad and he his name was Bernie
I put in a Slim tape, my wife put on a brand new hair net
were in the back seat jumping up and down
Yelling, "Are we yet?"

And all of us were joined in one common thought
As we rolled down the long and winding interstate in our '53

We're gonna see the biggest of twine in Minnesota
We're headin' for the biggest of twine in Minnesota

Oh, we couldn't to get there
So we straight through for three whole days and nights
Of course, we for more pickled wieners now and then

The was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it
But you can't see out of the of the car
Because the windows are completely
With the decals from all the places where we've already

Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum
The Boll Monument and Cranberry World
The Shuffleboard Of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock
And The Mecca of Squirrels

We've to ghost towns, theme parks, wax museums
And the place where you can through the middle of a tree
We've seen farms and tarantula ranches
But there's still one thing we see

Well, we crossed the line about 6:39
And we saw the sign said, "Twine Ball exit, fifty miles"
Oh, the kids so happy they started singing
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall" for the twenty-seventh time day

So, we off the road at the last chance gas station
Got a few more wieners and a diet chocolate soda

On our way to see the biggest ball of in Minnesota
We're gonna see the ball of twine in Minnesota

Finally, at early Wednesday evening
As the sun was in the Minnesota sky
Out in the distance, on the
It to me like a vision before my unbelieving eyes

I parked the car and walked with awe-filled
Toward glorious, huge, majestic sphere
I was just so by its sheer immensity
I had to pop a beer

Yes, on these hallowed grounds, open ten to on weekdays
In a shrine under a makeshift pagoda

There sits the biggest of twine in Minnesota
I tell you, the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Oh, on earth would make a man decide to do that kind of thing?
Oh, windin' up twenty-one thousand, one forty pounds of string

What was he trying to Who was he trying to impress?
Why did he build it? How did he do it? It's anybody's
Where did he get the twine? was goin' through his mind?
Did it just seem a good idea at the time?

Well, we walked up beside it and I warned the
"Now, you not touch it, those ropes are there for a reason"
I said, "Maybe if you're good, tie it to the back of our car
And we can take it home", but I was teasin'

we went to the gift shop and stood in line
Bought a miniature ball of twine
Some window decals and anything else they'd us
And I a couple postcards
"Greetings the twine ball, wish you were here"
Won't the folks back home be

I gave our camera to Bernie and we by the ball
And we all 'round and said, "Cheese"
Then Bernie ran away with my new Instamatic
But at least we got our

So we all stared at the ball for a while
And my eyes got but I said with a smile
"Kids, here's what America's all about"
I started feelin' kinda gooey inside
And I fell on my knees and I and cried
And that's those security guards threw us out

You know, I bet if we that sucker
It'd roll all the way down to Fargo, Dakota

it's the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
I'm talkin' 'bout the biggest ball of in Minnesota

Well, we stayed night at the Twine Ball Inn
In the we were on our way home again
But we really want to leave, that was perfectly clear

I said, "Folks, I can you're all sad to go"
I winked my eye and I said
"You know, I got a kind of feelin'
We'll be back again next year"

'Cause been all around this great big world
And I think of anywhere else I'd rather go ta

Than the biggest of twine in Minnesota
I said the biggest of twine in Minnesota

Minnesota, Minnesota,