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Well, I had two of vacation time coming
After working all year at 'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing'
So one night when my family and I were gathered the dinner table
I said, "Kids, if you could go in this great big world now
you like to go ta?"

They said, "Dad, we wanna see the biggest ball of in Minnesota"
They the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

So the next day we loaded up the car
With potato and pickled wieners
puzzles, Spider-Man comics
And home made rhubarb pie

out of the driveway and the neighbors
They all good-bye and so began our three day journey

We picked up a guy holding a sign that said, "Twine or bust"
He real bad and he said his name was Bernie
I put in a Whitman tape, my wife put on a brand new hair net
Kids were in the back seat jumping up and
Yelling, "Are we yet?"

And all of us joined together in one common thought
As we down the long and winding interstate in our '53 DeSoto

gonna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
We're headin' for the biggest ball of twine in

Oh, we couldn't wait to get
So we drove through for three whole days and nights
Of course, we stopped for pickled wieners now and then

The scenery was just so pretty, boy I the kids could've seen it
But you see out of the side of the car
Because the windows are covered
With the decals from all the places we've already been

Like Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware
The Boll Weevil and Cranberry World
The Hall Of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock
And The Mecca of Albino

been to ghost towns, theme parks, wax museums
And the where you can drive through the middle of a tree
We've seen alligator farms and tarantula
But there's still one thing we see

Well, we crossed the state line 6:39
And we saw the sign that said, "Twine exit, fifty miles"
Oh, the kids were so happy started singing
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall" for the twenty-seventh time day

So, we pulled off the road at the chance gas station
Got a few more pickled wieners and a diet chocolate

On our way to see the ball of twine in Minnesota
We're gonna see the biggest of twine in Minnesota

Finally, at 7:37 early evening
As the sun was in the Minnesota sky
Out in the distance, on the
It appeared to me like a before my unbelieving eyes

I parked the car and walked awe-filled reverence
Toward that glorious, huge, majestic
I was so overwhelmed by its sheer immensity
I had to pop myself a

Yes, on these hallowed grounds, open ten to eight on
In a shrine under a makeshift pagoda

There the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
I tell you, it's the biggest ball of twine in

Oh, what on earth would make a man decide to do that of thing?
Oh, windin' up twenty-one thousand, one forty pounds of string

What was he to prove? Who was he trying to impress?
Why did he build it? How did he do it? It's guess
Where did he get the What was goin' through his mind?
Did it just seem like a good at the time?

Well, we up beside it and I warned the kids
"Now, you better not it, those ropes are there for a reason"
I said, "Maybe if you're good, I'll tie it to the of our car
And we can take it home", but I was teasin'

Then we went to the gift shop and stood in
Bought a souvenir miniature of twine
Some decals and anything else they'd sell us
And I bought a couple
"Greetings the twine ball, wish you were here"
Won't the folks back be jealous?

I gave our camera to Bernie and we by the ball
And we all gathered and said, "Cheese"
Bernie ran away with my brand new Instamatic
But at least we got our

So we all stared at the ball for a while
And my eyes got but I said with a smile
"Kids, this what America's all about"
Then I started feelin' kinda gooey
And I fell on my and I cried and cried
And that's when security guards threw us out

You know, I bet if we that sucker
It'd roll all the way down to Fargo, North

it's the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
I'm talkin' the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Well, we that night at the Twine Ball Inn
In the we were on our way home again
But we really didn't want to leave, was perfectly clear

I said, "Folks, I can tell all sad to go"
Then I winked my eye and I
"You know, I got a kind of feelin'
We'll be comin' back again year"

'Cause I've been all this great big world
And I can't think of anywhere I'd rather go ta

Than the biggest ball of twine in
I said the biggest ball of in Minnesota

Minnesota, Minnesota,