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Well, I had two weeks of vacation coming
After working all year down at 'Big Roy's Heating And
So one night when my family and I gathered 'round the dinner table
I said, "Kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big now
Where'd you to go ta?"

They said, "Dad, we wanna see the biggest of twine in Minnesota"
They picked the biggest ball of in Minnesota

So the very next day we up the car
With potato skins and pickled
Crossword puzzles, comics
And mama's home rhubarb pie

Pulled out of the and the neighbors
all waved good-bye and so began our three day journey

We picked up a guy holding a that said, "Twine ball or bust"
He smelled real bad and he said his name was
I put in a Slim tape, my wife put on a brand new hair net
Kids were in the seat jumping up and down
Yelling, "Are we yet?"

And all of us were joined together in one common
As we rolled down the and winding interstate in our '53 DeSoto

We're gonna see the ball of twine in Minnesota
We're headin' for the ball of twine in Minnesota

Oh, we couldn't to get there
So we drove through for three whole days and nights
Of course, we stopped for more wieners now and then

The was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it
But you can't see out of the of the car
the windows are completely covered
With the decals all the places where we've already been

Like Elvis-O-Rama, the Museum
The Boll Monument and Cranberry World
The Hall Of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock
And The of Albino Squirrels

We've been to towns, theme parks, wax museums
And the place you can drive through the middle of a tree
We've seen alligator farms and tarantula
But there's still one we gotta see

Well, we crossed the state line 6:39
And we saw the sign said, "Twine Ball exit, fifty miles"
Oh, the kids so happy they started singing
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall" for the twenty-seventh time day

So, we pulled off the road at the last chance gas
Got a few more wieners and a diet chocolate soda

On our way to see the biggest ball of in Minnesota
We're see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Finally, at 7:37 early evening
As the sun was setting in the sky
Out in the distance, on the
It appeared to me like a before my unbelieving eyes

I parked the car and with awe-filled reverence
Toward that glorious, huge, sphere
I was just so overwhelmed by its sheer
I had to pop myself a

Yes, on these hallowed grounds, open ten to eight on
In a little under a makeshift pagoda

There sits the biggest of twine in Minnesota
I tell you, the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Oh, what on earth would make a man decide to do that of thing?
Oh, windin' up twenty-one thousand, one forty pounds of string

What was he trying to prove? Who was he to impress?
Why did he build it? How did he do it? It's anybody's
Where did he get the What was goin' through his mind?
Did it just seem like a good idea at the

Well, we up beside it and I warned the kids
"Now, you better not it, those ropes are there for a reason"
I said, "Maybe if you're good, tie it to the back of our car
And we can it home", but I was only teasin'

Then we went to the gift shop and in line
Bought a souvenir miniature ball of
Some decals and anything else they'd sell us
And I bought a couple
"Greetings from the twine ball, wish you here"
Won't the folks back be jealous?

I gave our camera to and we stood by the ball
And we all gathered and said, "Cheese"
Then Bernie ran away with my brand new
But at least we got our

So we all just stared at the for a while
And my eyes got moist but I said a smile
"Kids, this here's what all about"
Then I started feelin' kinda gooey
And I fell on my knees and I cried and
And that's when those security threw us out

You know, I bet if we that sucker
It'd roll all the way down to Fargo, North

'Cause it's the biggest ball of in Minnesota
I'm talkin' 'bout the ball of twine in Minnesota

Well, we stayed night at the Twine Ball Inn
In the we were on our way home again
But we didn't want to leave, that was perfectly clear

I said, "Folks, I can tell all sad to go"
I winked my eye and I said
"You know, I got a funny kind of
We'll be comin' back again year"

'Cause I've been all this great big world
And I can't think of else I'd rather go ta

Than the biggest of twine in Minnesota
I the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Minnesota, Minnesota,