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Well, I had two weeks of vacation time
After working all year down at 'Big Roy's Heating And
So one night when my family and I were gathered the dinner table
I said, "Kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big now
Where'd you to go ta?"

They said, "Dad, we wanna see the biggest ball of in Minnesota"
They picked the biggest ball of twine in

So the very next day we up the car
With skins and pickled wieners
puzzles, Spider-Man comics
And mama's made rhubarb pie

Pulled out of the and the neighbors
They all good-bye and so began our three day journey

We picked up a guy holding a that said, "Twine ball or bust"
He smelled bad and he said his name was Bernie
I put in a Slim tape, my wife put on a brand new hair net
Kids were in the seat jumping up and down
Yelling, "Are we yet?"

And all of us were joined together in one thought
As we rolled down the and winding interstate in our '53 DeSoto

We're see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
We're headin' for the biggest ball of twine in

Oh, we wait to get there
So we drove straight through for three whole days and
Of course, we stopped for more pickled wieners now and

The was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it
But you can't see out of the of the car
Because the windows are covered
With the decals from all the places where we've already

Like Elvis-O-Rama, the Museum
The Boll Weevil and Cranberry World
The Shuffleboard Hall Of Fame, Poodle Dog
And The Mecca of Squirrels

We've been to ghost towns, theme parks, wax
And the place you can drive through the middle of a tree
seen alligator farms and tarantula ranches
But there's still one we gotta see

Well, we crossed the line about 6:39
And we saw the sign said, "Twine Ball exit, fifty miles"
Oh, the kids were so happy they singing
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall" for the time that day

So, we pulled off the at the last chance gas station
Got a few pickled wieners and a diet chocolate soda

On our way to see the biggest ball of in Minnesota
We're gonna see the ball of twine in Minnesota

Finally, at 7:37 Wednesday evening
As the sun was in the Minnesota sky
Out in the distance, on the
It appeared to me like a vision my unbelieving eyes

I parked the car and walked with awe-filled
that glorious, huge, majestic sphere
I was so overwhelmed by its sheer immensity
I had to pop a beer

Yes, on these hallowed grounds, ten to eight on weekdays
In a little shrine a makeshift pagoda

There the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
I tell you, the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Oh, on earth would make a man decide to do that kind of thing?
Oh, windin' up thousand, one hundred forty pounds of string

was he trying to prove? Who was he trying to impress?
Why did he build it? How did he do it? anybody's guess
Where did he get the twine? What was goin' his mind?
Did it just seem like a idea at the time?

Well, we walked up beside it and I warned the
"Now, you better not it, those ropes are there for a reason"
I said, "Maybe if good, I'll tie it to the back of our car
And we can take it home", but I was teasin'

we went to the gift shop and stood in line
Bought a souvenir ball of twine
window decals and anything else they'd sell us
And I bought a couple
"Greetings the twine ball, wish you were here"
Won't the folks home be jealous?

I gave our camera to and we stood by the ball
And we all 'round and said, "Cheese"
Then Bernie ran away with my new Instamatic
But at least we got our

So we all just stared at the ball for a
And my eyes got moist but I with a smile
"Kids, this here's America's all about"
I started feelin' kinda gooey inside
And I fell on my knees and I and cried
And when those security guards threw us out

You know, I bet if we unraveled sucker
It'd all the way down to Fargo, North Dakota

'Cause it's the biggest of twine in Minnesota
I'm 'bout the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Well, we stayed that night at the Twine Inn
In the morning we were on our way home
But we didn't want to leave, that was perfectly clear

I said, "Folks, I can tell all sad to go"
I winked my eye and I said
"You know, I got a funny kind of
be comin' back again next year"

'Cause I've been all around great big world
And I can't of anywhere else I'd rather go ta

the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
I the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

Minnesota, Minnesota,