The Bigger The Figure

I got a woman as big as a house, yes sir
She's as big as a 2 family house with a porch & a fence
You wont believe what you see when you look at her
She's enormous, colossal, tremendous, gigantic, immense
Why try to deny it, she's just what I like, If she goes on a diet
I'll go on strike

The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love

She's exactly like a watermelon
Big and round and sweet
In a party dress, she may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot, so what if she's not so neat

The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love

If she ever, eats me out of money
And we need the rent
That'd be a synch, 'cause when were in a pinch
I could put her to work under a circus tent

The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love

[Bridge]

She's exactly, like a watermelon
Big and round and sweet
In a party dress, she may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot, so what if she's not so neat

The bigger the figure . . . . .
The better I like her . . . . .
The better I like her . . . . .
The better I feed her . . . . .
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love

The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love