Heap Big Smoke But No Fire

Indian meet pretty Maid out west
Make big talk and beat his chest
Promise marry girl first chance he gets
ten years go by they're not married yet!
heap big smoke but no fire heap big smoke but no fire
him talk lot but him not so hot heap big smoke but no fire

Indian take girl in big canoe
ride ten miles to pitch some woo
when they get there him soon sleep tight
poor indian girl [been alone?] all night
heap big smoke but no fire heap big smoke but no fire
him talk lot but him not so hot heap big smoke but no fire

Promise girl he catch a big brown bear
make new coat for her to wear
she say this is feather in your cap
but he catch himself in his own bear trap
heap big smoke but no fire heap big smoke but no fire
him talk lot but him not so hot heap big smoke but no fire

Girl hear a voice from the canyon wall
sound like indian love call
when she gets there its just big squak
him hit big toe with his tomahawk
heap big smoke but no fire heap big smoke but no fire
him talk lot but him not so hot heap big smoke but no fire

Indian say him romeo man
he make love like no one can
but with girl him always out of fun
him can not keep even wigwam warm
heap big smoke but no fire heap big smoke but no fire
him talk lot but him not so hot heap big smoke but no fire