Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town 'bout a or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And after five straight of TV I was ready to scream.

So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never seen the before
And by the time we reached that door,
The crowd was already up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people pushin' and shovin' like cattle,
Just gettin' in was a heck of a battle,
We had to like the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a as we passed through the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the card ever been signed,
We got a tag-team that'll blow yer mind!"
they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the Spider parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were takin' on a that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the rules explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old with blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well rang the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
he body slammed him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right about then in the thick of
my buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's startin' to
And I knew if he caught us he'd Bill's neck for sure.

Well, we parked wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
the doors and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end.

Then he body me two or three times
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he pile-drived me right in the hard concrete.

both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the I've ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing I 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
Stars a-circlin' my head,
And a plaster on just about every bone.

But the doctor I'd be just fine,
"These things take a little time..."
And weeks later, he let me go back home.

But I in bed three weeks just thinkin'
"I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't been the since we had that fight,
And I'd see Cyclone in my dreams at night,
And I won't be satisfied I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife when I got home
Was, "You'd better leave Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so next time."

So, I to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
Then I the subject, 'cause I done made up my mind.

Then I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same durn if it'd been me.

It all so quick when that car door slammed,
It broke something, 'cause the door locks jammed.
You was already down, gone time I got free."

said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him again,
I know two ol' who weigh 210.
wade through hell just to fight a circus owl.

They both lift weights, so you they're mean
And the four of us would make a of a team.
We might not win, but durn-sure fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they said willin'
stop at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you fight."

So I checked at a few of the bars
And found out all the wrasslin' stars
Hung out after the every Wednesday night.

Well, I got early the following week,
And found me a table I could see the street
And waited for the Blue to hit the door.

Well, after a while, he appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and a beer
And he barely took a sip I stepped to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

Then the Cyclone looked at me and
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me that some never learn."

And he waded through them tables and chairs,
Put a on me, and grabbed my hair,
And he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then came a barrage of chops
And I was beggin' somebody'd the cops
the Cyclone could commit a mortal crime.

I breathed a sigh of relief
When I heard ambulance sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if hadn't gotten there on time.

I to as they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you thing it'll be time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't that Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you ain't home!
You'll need the services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you and break your bones
Blue
The Cyclone