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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town a year or so back
And left me at home by to batch,
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never seen the before
And by the time we reached arena door,
The crowd was backed up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, were pushin' and shovin' like cattle,
Just in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And about that time, the stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card been signed,
We got a tag-team that'll blow yer mind!"
Then lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the from parts unknown,
With his partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were takin' on a that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em and the rules were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then old lady with blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they rang the bell and all Hell loose,
My legs was shakin' like a goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy take much more.

It was right about then in the of things
That my buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And I knew we'd be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's startin' to
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car,
Locked the and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end.

he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he me right there in the hard concrete.

Broke both my and three of my ribs
It's the I've ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing I remember he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
a-circlin' around my head,
And a plaster cast on just every bone.

But the said I'd be just fine,
"These things just take a time..."
And three later, he let me go back home.

But I laid in bed three weeks thinkin'
"I believe I coulda him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't been the same since we had fight,
And I'd see Cyclone in my dreams at night,
And I won't be 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife when I got home
Was, "You'd better leave Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so lucky time."

So, I says to her, "Beg pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
Then I the subject, 'cause I done made up my mind.

Then I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same thing if it'd been me.

It all happened so when that car door slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the door jammed.
You was already down, he's gone I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer 'bout takin' him again,
I know two ol' who weigh 210.
wade through hell just to fight a circus owl.

They both weights, so you know they're mean
And the four of us would a heck of a team.
We might not win, but we'd durn-sure to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they said willin'
stop at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you fight."

So I around at a few of the bars
And found out where all the stars
Hung out after the every Wednesday night.

Well, I got there early the week,
And found me a table where I could see the
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, a while, he finally appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and ordered a
And he barely took a sip 'fore I to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see two big dudes over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, and I'm a son of a gun, was gone!

Then the looked at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me some guys never learn."

And he waded through them tables and chairs,
Put a full-nelson on me, and my hair,
And he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then a barrage of judo chops
And I was beggin' call the cops
Before the could commit a mortal crime.

I sure breathed a sigh of
I heard them ambulance sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if they gotten there on time.

I came to as they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't leave Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest wrassler the has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Blue
The Blue