Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch,
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never seen the before
And by the time we reached that door,
The crowd was backed up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and shovin' cattle,
Just gettin' in line was a of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a as we passed through the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the card ever been signed,
We got a tag-team that'll blow yer mind!"
they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the Spider parts unknown,
his trusty partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team never had been beat.

Then the ref 'em over and the rules were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old with blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they rang the bell and all broke loose,
My legs was like a rubber goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and then he did it
I I didn't see how that 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right about in the thick of things
That my buddy Bill a chair in the ring
And I knew better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure.

Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car,
Locked the and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end.

Then he body me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he me right there in the hard concrete.

both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever to being killed
And the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the rascal the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
Stars a-circlin' my head,
And a plaster cast on just every bone.

But the doctor I'd be just fine,
"These just take a little time..."
And three later, he let me go back home.

But I laid in bed three weeks just
"I I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I been the same since we had that fight,
And I'd see Cyclone in my dreams at night,
And I won't be satisfied I get revenge..."

Well, the first my wife said when I got home
Was, "You'd better leave that alone".
She said, "You not be so lucky next time."

So, I says to her, "Beg pardon, ma'am,
But it YOU who got the body slam,"
Then I changed the subject, 'cause I made up my mind.

Then I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same durn thing if it'd me.

It all happened so when that car door slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the door jammed.
You was already down, gone time I got free."

said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him again,
I know two ol' boys who 210.
They'd wade through hell just to a circus owl.

They both lift weights, so you they're mean
And the four of us would make a of a team.
We might not win, but we'd durn-sure to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they said willin'
stop at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight."

So I around at a few of the bars
And found out all the wrasslin' stars
Hung out after the every Wednesday night.

Well, I got there the following week,
And found me a where I could see the street
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, after a while, he appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and ordered a
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see two big dudes over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

Then the looked at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me some guys never learn."

And then he waded them tables and chairs,
Put a on me, and grabbed my hair,
And he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

came a barrage of judo chops
And I was beggin' call the cops
Before the Cyclone commit a mortal crime.

I sure breathed a of relief
When I heard them ambulance scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if they hadn't gotten on time.

I came to as they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you thing it'll be time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't leave that alone,
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest wrassler the ring has known
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone
The Blue