Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch,
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream.

So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd seen the matches before
And by the time we reached arena door,
The crowd was already backed up plumb out the street.

Yeah, people were and shovin' like cattle,
Just gettin' in line was a of a battle,
We had to fight the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And about that time, the announcer stepped the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card ever signed,
We got a tag-team match that'll yer mind!"
Then lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the from parts unknown,
his trusty partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were on a team that never had been beat.

Then the ref 'em over and the rules were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old with blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he slammed him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right then in the thick of things
That my buddy Bill threw a in the ring
And I knew we'd better be for the door.

I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's to cuss
And I knew if he caught us break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end.

Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he me right there in the hard concrete.

both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to killed
And that's the last thing I remember he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone...

I woke up in a bed,
Stars a-circlin' my head,
And a cast on just about every bone.

But the doctor I'd be just fine,
"These just take a little time..."
And three later, he let me go back home.

But I in bed three weeks just thinkin'
"I I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the next time we meet, I be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't been the same we had that fight,
And I'd see Cyclone in my dreams at night,
And I be satisfied 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife said I got home
Was, "You'd better leave that alone".
She said, "You not be so lucky next time."

So, I to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
I changed the subject, 'cause I done made up my mind.

Then I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the durn thing if it'd been me.

It all happened so quick when that car slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the door jammed.
You was already down, he's gone I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' takin' him again,
I know two ol' who weigh 210.
They'd wade hell just to fight a circus owl.

They both lift weights, so you they're mean
And the four of us make a heck of a team.
We might not win, but we'd fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they they's willin'
stop at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight."

So I checked at a few of the bars
And out where all the wrasslin' stars
out after the matches every Wednesday night.

Well, I got there early the week,
And me a table where I could see the street
And waited for the Blue to hit the door.

Well, after a while, he appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and a beer
And he took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
this time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see two big dudes over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

the Cyclone looked at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me that some never learn."

And then he waded them tables and chairs,
Put a full-nelson on me, and my hair,
And he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then came a barrage of judo
And I was beggin' somebody'd the cops
the Cyclone could commit a mortal crime.

I sure breathed a of relief
When I heard them sirens scream,
I'd be dead now, if they hadn't gotten there on time.

I came to as was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you thing it'll be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't that Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you ain't home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest wrassler the ring has known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Blue
The Cyclone