Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of
And said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the we reached that arena door,
The was already backed up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and shovin' cattle,
gettin' in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And about time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card ever signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the Spider parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old lady blue hair fell right out of her seat.

they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and then he did it
I swear I didn't see how 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right about then in the thick of
That my Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I knew better be headin' for the door.

I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and startin' to cuss
And I knew if he us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, we parked wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end.

Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he pile-drived me right there in the concrete.

Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing I remember he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
Stars a-circlin' my head,
And a plaster cast on about every bone.

But the said I'd be just fine,
"These things take a little time..."
And three weeks later, he let me go home.

But I laid in bed three weeks just
"I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I been the same since we had that fight,
And I'd see Cyclone in my dreams at night,
And I won't be 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife when I got home
Was, "You'd better that Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so lucky time."

So, I to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am,
But it YOU who got the body slam,"
Then I changed the subject, 'cause I made up my mind.

Then I called up Bill and told him my
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the durn thing if it'd been me.

It all so quick when that car door slammed,
It musta something, 'cause the door locks jammed.
You was already down, he's gone I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout him again,
I know two ol' boys who 210.
They'd wade through hell just to fight a owl.

They both lift weights, so you they're mean
And the four of us make a heck of a team.
We not win, but we'd durn-sure fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they said willin'
They'd stop at nothing, of killin'.
Said "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight."

So I around at a few of the bars
And found out where all the wrasslin'
out after the matches every Wednesday night.

Well, I got there early the week,
And found me a where I could see the street
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, a while, he finally appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and ordered a
And he barely took a sip 'fore I to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
this time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see two big dudes over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

the Cyclone looked at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me that guys never learn."

And he waded through them tables and chairs,
Put a on me, and grabbed my hair,
And when he me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then came a barrage of judo
And I was beggin' call the cops
Before the could commit a mortal crime.

I sure breathed a of relief
When I heard ambulance sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if they hadn't gotten on time.

I came to as they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you thing it'll be time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't that Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the wrassler the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone
The Blue