Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by to batch,
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer drinkin' of mine
And said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never seen the before
And by the we reached that arena door,
The was already backed up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people pushin' and shovin' like cattle,
gettin' in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we through the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card been signed,
We got a tag-team match that'll yer mind!"
they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
his trusty partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the rules explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old lady with blue hair right out of her seat.

Well they rang the bell and all Hell loose,
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and then he did it
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy could much more.

It was right about in the thick of things
my buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I we'd better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure.

Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anyone in.

And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end.

Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his around me from behind
Then he pile-drived me right there in the concrete.

Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest ever come to being killed
And that's the thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has known
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
Stars a-circlin' my head,
And a plaster cast on just every bone.

But the doctor I'd be just fine,
"These things take a little time..."
And three weeks later, he let me go home.

But I laid in bed three weeks just
"I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't been the same we had that fight,
And I'd see that Cyclone in my at night,
And I be satisfied 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the thing my wife said when I got home
Was, "You'd leave that Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so lucky time."

So, I to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am,
But it YOU who got the body slam,"
Then I the subject, 'cause I done made up my mind.

Then I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same durn if it'd been me.

It all happened so quick when that car slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the door jammed.
You was already down, gone time I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' takin' him again,
I know two ol' who weigh 210.
They'd wade through hell just to fight a owl.

They both lift weights, so you know mean
And the four of us would a heck of a team.
We might not win, but we'd fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they said they's
stop at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you fight."

So I checked around at a few of the
And found out all the wrasslin' stars
Hung out the matches every Wednesday night.

Well, I got there the following week,
And found me a table where I see the street
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, a while, he finally appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and a beer
And he barely took a sip I stepped to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
this time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

Then the looked at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It to me that some guys never learn."

And then he waded them tables and chairs,
Put a full-nelson on me, and my hair,
And when he me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then a barrage of judo chops
And I was somebody'd call the cops
Before the Cyclone could commit a crime.

I sure breathed a of relief
I heard them ambulance sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if hadn't gotten there on time.

I to as they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't that Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Blue
The Cyclone