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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
And me at home by myself to batch,
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time."
He said, "Why we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd seen the matches before
And by the time we reached that door,
The crowd was already backed up out into the street.

Yeah, people were and shovin' like cattle,
Just gettin' in line was a of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a as we passed through the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And about that time, the announcer stepped the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card been signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
Then lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the Spider parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were takin' on a that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
some old lady with blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they rang the bell and all broke loose,
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he slammed him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right about then in the of things
That my Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I we'd better be headin' for the door.

I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he's startin' to cuss
And I knew if he us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car,
Locked the and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end.

Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile-drived me there in the hard concrete.

Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to being
And the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you and break your bones
Cyclone...

I woke up in a bed,
Stars around my head,
And a cast on just about every bone.

But the doctor I'd be just fine,
"These things just a little time..."
And three weeks later, he let me go home.

But I laid in bed three just thinkin'
"I I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't the same since we had that fight,
And I'd see that in my dreams at night,
And I won't be satisfied I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my said when I got home
Was, "You'd better that Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so next time."

So, I says to her, "Beg pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
Then I changed the subject, 'cause I done up my mind.

Then I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the durn thing if it'd been me.

It all happened so quick when car door slammed,
It broke something, 'cause the door locks jammed.
You was already down, he's gone I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout him again,
I know two ol' who weigh 210.
wade through hell just to fight a circus owl.

They both lift weights, so you know they're
And the four of us would make a of a team.
We might not win, but we'd fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they said they's
They'd at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight."

So I around at a few of the bars
And out where all the wrasslin' stars
Hung out after the matches every night.

Well, I got there the following week,
And me a table where I could see the street
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, after a while, he appeared,
Sat at the bar, and ordered a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
this time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

Then the Cyclone looked at me and
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me that some never learn."

And then he waded through tables and chairs,
Put a full-nelson on me, and my hair,
And when he me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then came a of judo chops
And I was beggin' somebody'd the cops
Before the Cyclone commit a mortal crime.

I sure breathed a of relief
I heard them ambulance sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if they hadn't there on time.

I came to as was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you thing be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't leave that alone,
One of these days, you goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the wrassler the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone
The Cyclone