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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by to batch,
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never seen the before
And by the time we reached arena door,
The crowd was already backed up plumb out the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and like cattle,
Just in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And about time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card ever signed,
We got a match that'll blow yer mind!"
Then they the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were takin' on a that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em and the rules were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old lady with blue fell right out of her seat.

Well they the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was shakin' like a goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he body him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy could much more.

It was right about then in the of things
That my Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd better be for the door.

I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car,
the doors and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end.

Then he body me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he pile-drived me right in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest ever come to being killed
And the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you and break your bones
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
Stars around my head,
And a plaster cast on about every bone.

But the doctor said I'd be fine,
"These things just a little time..."
And weeks later, he let me go back home.

But I laid in bed three weeks just
"I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't drinkin',
So the next time we meet, I be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't been the same we had that fight,
And I'd see that in my dreams at night,
And I be satisfied 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife when I got home
Was, "You'd better leave that alone".
She said, "You might not be so next time."

So, I to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
Then I the subject, 'cause I done made up my mind.

Then I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the durn thing if it'd been me.

It all happened so quick when that car slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the locks jammed.
You was already down, he's time I got free."

said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him again,
I know two ol' boys who 210.
They'd wade through hell just to fight a owl.

They both lift weights, so you they're mean
And the four of us would make a of a team.
We might not win, but durn-sure fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they said they's
They'd stop at nothing, of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight."

So I around at a few of the bars
And out where all the wrasslin' stars
Hung out after the matches Wednesday night.

Well, I got there the following week,
And found me a table I could see the street
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, a while, he finally appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
this time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, and I'm a son of a gun, was gone!

Then the Cyclone at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It to me that some guys never learn."

And then he through them tables and chairs,
Put a full-nelson on me, and my hair,
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned.

came a barrage of judo chops
And I was beggin' somebody'd call the
Before the Cyclone could commit a crime.

I breathed a sigh of relief
When I heard ambulance sirens scream,
I'd be dead now, if they hadn't gotten there on time.

I came to as they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you thing be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't leave Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest wrassler the has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone
The Cyclone