Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time."
He said, "Why we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the we reached that arena door,
The crowd was already backed up plumb out the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and shovin' cattle,
gettin' in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
Went to section D, 3 and 4
And about that time, the stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the card ever been signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the Spider from unknown,
his trusty partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that never had beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the rules explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
Then old lady with blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they rang the bell and all broke loose,
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
he body slammed him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy take much more.

It was right about then in the of things
That my buddy threw a chair in the ring
And I knew better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in.

And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end.

Then he body me two or three times
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he me right there in the hard concrete.

both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest ever come to being killed
And that's the thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the rascal the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
a-circlin' around my head,
And a cast on just about every bone.

But the doctor said I'd be fine,
"These just take a little time..."
And three weeks later, he let me go home.

But I laid in bed three just thinkin'
"I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't drinkin',
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't the same since we had that fight,
And I'd see that Cyclone in my at night,
And I be satisfied 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife said when I got
Was, "You'd better leave that alone".
She said, "You might not be so lucky time."

So, I to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
Then I changed the subject, I done made up my mind.

Then I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same thing if it'd been me.

It all happened so quick that car door slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the door jammed.
You was already down, gone time I got free."

said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him again,
I know two ol' boys who 210.
They'd through hell just to fight a circus owl.

They both weights, so you know they're mean
And the four of us make a heck of a team.
We might not win, but durn-sure fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, said they's willin'
They'd at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you fight."

So I around at a few of the bars
And found out where all the stars
out after the matches every Wednesday night.

Well, I got there the following week,
And found me a table where I see the street
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, a while, he finally appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and ordered a
And he took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see two big dudes over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, and I'm a son of a gun, was gone!

Then the looked at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me that some never learn."

And then he waded through them and chairs,
Put a on me, and grabbed my hair,
And when he me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then came a barrage of chops
And I was somebody'd call the cops
Before the could commit a mortal crime.

I sure breathed a of relief
When I heard them ambulance scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if they gotten there on time.

I to as they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't leave Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the wrassler the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Blue
The Blue