Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by to batch,
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the time we that arena door,
The was already backed up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and like cattle,
gettin' in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we through the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the card ever been signed,
We got a match that'll blow yer mind!"
Then they lowered the lights and the began to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that had been beat.

Then the ref 'em over and the rules were explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
some old lady with blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they rang the bell and all broke loose,
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything like this, not in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I didn't see how 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right about then in the thick of
That my buddy threw a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd better be for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car,
Locked the and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end.

Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he me right there in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever to being killed
And that's the last thing I 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone...

I woke up in a bed,
Stars a-circlin' my head,
And a cast on just about every bone.

But the doctor I'd be just fine,
"These things just a little time..."
And three later, he let me go back home.

But I laid in bed three weeks thinkin'
"I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the next time we meet, I be on no binge.

"Cause I been the same since we had that fight,
And I'd see that in my dreams at night,
And I won't be 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife said I got home
Was, "You'd better leave Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so next time."

So, I to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
Then I changed the subject, 'cause I done up my mind.

Then I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same durn thing if been me.

It all happened so quick that car door slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the locks jammed.
You was already down, he's time I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' takin' him again,
I know two ol' who weigh 210.
wade through hell just to fight a circus owl.

They both lift weights, so you know they're
And the four of us would make a of a team.
We might not win, but we'd fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you fight."

So I checked around at a few of the
And found out where all the wrasslin'
Hung out after the matches Wednesday night.

Well, I got there the following week,
And found me a where I could see the street
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, a while, he finally appeared,
Sat at the bar, and ordered a beer
And he barely a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
this time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

Then the Cyclone at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me that some never learn."

And then he through them tables and chairs,
Put a full-nelson on me, and my hair,
And when he me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then came a of judo chops
And I was beggin' call the cops
Before the could commit a mortal crime.

I sure breathed a sigh of
When I them ambulance sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if they hadn't gotten on time.

I came to as was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you thing it'll be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you leave that Cyclone alone,
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the wrassler the ring has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Blue
The Blue