Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by to batch,
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of
And said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the we reached that arena door,
The crowd was already up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people pushin' and shovin' like cattle,
Just in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to like the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we a program as we passed through the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card been signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
Then they the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were on a team that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old lady with hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they rang the and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was shakin' like a goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I didn't see how 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right then in the thick of things
That my buddy Bill threw a in the ring
And I knew better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he's startin' to cuss
And I if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and about to let anyone in.

And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end.

Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me from
he pile-drived me right there in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and of my ribs
the closest I've ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has known
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
He'll lay you and break your bones
Cyclone...

I woke up in a bed,
Stars a-circlin' my head,
And a plaster cast on about every bone.

But the doctor I'd be just fine,
"These things just a little time..."
And three later, he let me go back home.

But I in bed three weeks just thinkin'
"I believe I coulda him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't been the same since we had fight,
And I'd see Cyclone in my dreams at night,
And I won't be 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife when I got home
Was, "You'd better leave Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so lucky time."

So, I says to her, "Beg pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
Then I the subject, 'cause I done made up my mind.

Then I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same durn thing if it'd me.

It all so quick when that car door slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the locks jammed.
You was down, he's gone time I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer 'bout takin' him again,
I know two ol' boys who 210.
wade through hell just to fight a circus owl.

They both lift weights, so you know mean
And the four of us make a heck of a team.
We might not win, but durn-sure fight to a draw."

Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd at nothing, short of killin'.
"Hoss, we'll back you as long as you wanna fight."

So I checked at a few of the bars
And found out all the wrasslin' stars
Hung out after the every Wednesday night.

Well, I got there early the week,
And found me a table I could see the street
And waited for the Blue to hit the door.

Well, a while, he finally appeared,
Sat at the bar, and ordered a beer
And he barely a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, and I'm a son of a gun, was gone!

Then the Cyclone looked at me and
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me some guys never learn."

And then he through them tables and chairs,
Put a on me, and grabbed my hair,
And when he me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then came a barrage of chops
And I was beggin' somebody'd the cops
Before the Cyclone could commit a crime.

I sure a sigh of relief
I heard them ambulance sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if they hadn't gotten on time.

I came to as was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't that Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you ain't home!
You'll need the services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest wrassler the ring has ever
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
He'll lay you and break your bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone