Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch,
And after five straight of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time."
He said, "Why we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd seen the matches before
And by the time we reached that door,
The crowd was already up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and shovin' cattle,
Just gettin' in was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card ever signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
Then they lowered the and the crowd began to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that had been beat.

the ref checked 'em over and the rules were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then old lady with blue hair fell right out of her seat.

they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was like a rubber goose
I'd never seen like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
he body slammed him, and then he did it again
I I didn't see how that 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right about then in the of things
That my Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd better be for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was his head and he's startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, we parked wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end.

Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile-drived me right there in the concrete.

both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to killed
And that's the last I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the rascal the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
Stars around my head,
And a plaster on just about every bone.

But the doctor said I'd be fine,
"These things just take a time..."
And three weeks later, he let me go home.

But I in bed three weeks just thinkin'
"I I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I been the same since we had that fight,
And I'd see Cyclone in my dreams at night,
And I won't be satisfied I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife said I got home
Was, "You'd better that Cyclone alone".
She said, "You not be so lucky next time."

So, I says to her, "Beg pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
Then I changed the subject, 'cause I done up my mind.

Then I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same durn thing if it'd me.

It all so quick when that car door slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the locks jammed.
You was down, he's gone time I got free."

said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him again,
I know two ol' who weigh 210.
wade through hell just to fight a circus owl.

They both weights, so you know they're mean
And the of us would make a heck of a team.
We might not win, but durn-sure fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they they's willin'
They'd at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight."

So I checked at a few of the bars
And out where all the wrasslin' stars
out after the matches every Wednesday night.

Well, I got early the following week,
And found me a where I could see the street
And waited for the Blue to hit the door.

Well, a while, he finally appeared,
Sat at the bar, and ordered a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see two big dudes over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, and I'm a son of a gun, was gone!

Then the Cyclone at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me that some never learn."

And he waded through them tables and chairs,
Put a full-nelson on me, and my hair,
And he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then a barrage of judo chops
And I was somebody'd call the cops
Before the Cyclone could commit a crime.

I sure breathed a sigh of
When I heard them ambulance scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if they hadn't gotten on time.

I came to as they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you thing it'll be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't that Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you ain't home!
You'll need the services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest wrassler the ring has ever
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone