Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town 'bout a or so back
And left me at home by to batch,
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time."
He said, "Why we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd seen the matches before
And by the time we reached arena door,
The crowd was already up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and shovin' cattle,
Just gettin' in was a heck of a battle,
We had to like the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And about that time, the announcer stepped the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card ever signed,
We got a tag-team that'll blow yer mind!"
they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the from parts unknown,
his trusty partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that never had beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old with blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they rang the and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I see how that 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right about in the thick of things
That my Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I knew better be headin' for the door.

I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he's startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anyone in.

And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end.

Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his around me from behind
Then he pile-drived me right in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest I've ever come to killed
And that's the last thing I 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you and break your bones
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
Stars around my head,
And a plaster cast on just about bone.

But the doctor I'd be just fine,
"These things just a little time..."
And three later, he let me go back home.

But I laid in bed three just thinkin'
"I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't been the same we had that fight,
And I'd see that in my dreams at night,
And I be satisfied 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the thing my wife said when I got home
Was, "You'd leave that Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so next time."

So, I says to her, "Beg pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
Then I changed the subject, I done made up my mind.

Then I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same thing if it'd been me.

It all happened so when that car door slammed,
It musta something, 'cause the door locks jammed.
You was down, he's gone time I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout him again,
I two ol' boys who weigh 210.
wade through hell just to fight a circus owl.

They lift weights, so you know they're mean
And the of us would make a heck of a team.
We might not win, but we'd fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they said willin'
stop at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight."

So I checked at a few of the bars
And out where all the wrasslin' stars
Hung out after the every Wednesday night.

Well, I got there early the week,
And found me a where I could see the street
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, after a while, he appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and ordered a
And he barely took a sip I stepped to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

the Cyclone looked at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me some guys never learn."

And he waded through them tables and chairs,
Put a on me, and grabbed my hair,
And he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then a barrage of judo chops
And I was beggin' somebody'd call the
Before the Cyclone commit a mortal crime.

I sure a sigh of relief
When I them ambulance sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if hadn't gotten there on time.

I came to as they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you thing be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you leave that Cyclone alone,
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
He'll lay you and break your bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone