Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd seen the matches before
And by the we reached that arena door,
The crowd was already backed up out into the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and like cattle,
Just in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to like the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we a program as we passed through the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And about that time, the stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card been signed,
We got a tag-team that'll blow yer mind!"
they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the from parts unknown,
his trusty partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were on a team that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old lady with hair fell right out of her seat.

Well rang the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he slammed him, and then he did it again
I I didn't see how that 'ol boy could take much more.

It was about then in the thick of things
That my buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And I knew we'd better be for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's startin' to
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's for sure.

Well, where we wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
the doors and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end.

Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms me from behind
he pile-drived me right there in the hard concrete.

Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to killed
And that's the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has known
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
a-circlin' around my head,
And a plaster cast on just every bone.

But the said I'd be just fine,
"These just take a little time..."
And three later, he let me go back home.

But I in bed three weeks just thinkin'
"I I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't been the since we had that fight,
And I'd see Cyclone in my dreams at night,
And I won't be 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the thing my wife said when I got home
Was, "You'd leave that Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so lucky time."

So, I to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am,
But it YOU who got the body slam,"
Then I changed the subject, 'cause I made up my mind.

Then I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same durn thing if it'd me.

It all happened so when that car door slammed,
It musta something, 'cause the door locks jammed.
You was already down, he's time I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' takin' him again,
I know two ol' boys who 210.
They'd wade through just to fight a circus owl.

They both lift weights, so you know mean
And the four of us would make a of a team.
We might not win, but we'd fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they said willin'
They'd at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight."

So I around at a few of the bars
And out where all the wrasslin' stars
Hung out after the matches every night.

Well, I got early the following week,
And found me a table where I could see the
And waited for the Blue to hit the door.

Well, after a while, he appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and a beer
And he barely a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

Then the looked at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me that some never learn."

And then he waded through them and chairs,
Put a full-nelson on me, and my hair,
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned.

Then came a barrage of judo
And I was somebody'd call the cops
Before the could commit a mortal crime.

I sure breathed a sigh of
I heard them ambulance sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be now, if they hadn't gotten there on time.

I to as they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you thing be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't leave Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you ain't home!
You'll need the services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest wrassler the has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you and break your bones
Blue
The Cyclone