Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town a year or so back
And left me at home by to batch,
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer drinkin' of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd seen the matches before
And by the time we reached arena door,
The crowd was already backed up plumb out the street.

Yeah, were pushin' and shovin' like cattle,
Just gettin' in was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And about time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the card ever been signed,
We got a match that'll blow yer mind!"
Then they lowered the lights and the began to scream.

He introduced the from parts unknown,
With his partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that never had beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then old lady with blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they rang the bell and all Hell loose,
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he body him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right about then in the of things
That my Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's to cuss
And I knew if he caught us break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car,
Locked the and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end.

Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his arms me from behind
he pile-drived me right there in the hard concrete.

Broke both my and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to being
And the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
Stars around my head,
And a plaster cast on just every bone.

But the doctor I'd be just fine,
"These things take a little time..."
And three weeks later, he let me go home.

But I laid in bed three weeks just
"I believe I coulda took him if I been drinkin',
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't been the same since we had fight,
And I'd see that Cyclone in my at night,
And I be satisfied 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife said I got home
Was, "You'd better leave Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so lucky time."

So, I to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
Then I changed the subject, 'cause I made up my mind.

Then I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same durn thing if been me.

It all happened so quick when car door slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the door jammed.
You was already down, he's time I got free."

said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him again,
I know two ol' boys who 210.
They'd wade through just to fight a circus owl.

They both lift weights, so you know they're
And the of us would make a heck of a team.
We might not win, but we'd durn-sure to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they said they's
They'd stop at nothing, of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you fight."

So I checked at a few of the bars
And out where all the wrasslin' stars
Hung out the matches every Wednesday night.

Well, I got early the following week,
And me a table where I could see the street
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, after a while, he appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and ordered a
And he took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

Then the Cyclone at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me that some guys learn."

And then he through them tables and chairs,
Put a on me, and grabbed my hair,
And when he me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then came a of judo chops
And I was beggin' call the cops
the Cyclone could commit a mortal crime.

I breathed a sigh of relief
When I heard them sirens scream,
I'd be dead now, if they hadn't gotten there on time.

I came to as they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you thing it'll be time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't leave Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone