Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town 'bout a or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never seen the matches
And by the time we that arena door,
The crowd was already backed up out into the street.

Yeah, people were and shovin' like cattle,
Just gettin' in line was a of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got seats.

Well, we bought a program as we through the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card been signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
Then they lowered the lights and the began to scream.

He introduced the Spider from unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were takin' on a that never had been beat.

Then the ref 'em over and the rules were explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
Then old lady with blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they rang the and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything like this, not in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
he body slammed him, and then he did it again
I I didn't see how that 'ol boy could take much more.

It was about then in the thick of things
That my buddy Bill a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd better be for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he's startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car,
Locked the and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end.

Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his around me from behind
he pile-drived me right there in the hard concrete.

Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to being
And that's the thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
a-circlin' around my head,
And a plaster cast on just every bone.

But the said I'd be just fine,
"These things take a little time..."
And weeks later, he let me go back home.

But I laid in bed three weeks just
"I believe I coulda took him if I been drinkin',
So the next time we meet, I be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't the same since we had that fight,
And I'd see that in my dreams at night,
And I won't be satisfied I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife said when I got
Was, "You'd leave that Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so lucky time."

So, I to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am,
But it YOU who got the body slam,"
Then I the subject, 'cause I done made up my mind.

Then I called up Bill and told him my
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same thing if it'd been me.

It all happened so quick that car door slammed,
It musta something, 'cause the door locks jammed.
You was already down, gone time I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' takin' him again,
I two ol' boys who weigh 210.
They'd wade through hell just to fight a owl.

They both lift weights, so you know they're
And the of us would make a heck of a team.
We might not win, but durn-sure fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, they said willin'
They'd at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight."

So I checked around at a few of the
And found out all the wrasslin' stars
Hung out after the matches every night.

Well, I got early the following week,
And found me a table where I could see the
And waited for the Blue to hit the door.

Well, after a while, he appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, and I'm a son of a gun, was gone!

Then the Cyclone looked at me and
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me that some guys learn."

And then he waded them tables and chairs,
Put a on me, and grabbed my hair,
And he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then came a barrage of chops
And I was beggin' somebody'd call the
Before the Cyclone could commit a crime.

I sure a sigh of relief
When I heard ambulance sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if they hadn't there on time.

I came to as was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you thing it'll be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't leave Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest wrassler the ring has known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Blue
The Cyclone