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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town 'bout a or so back
And left me at by myself to batch,
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the we reached that arena door,
The crowd was already up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and shovin' cattle,
Just gettin' in line was a of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a as we passed through the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card been signed,
We got a tag-team that'll blow yer mind!"
Then they lowered the and the crowd began to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
With his partner, The Blue Cyclone.
were takin' on a team that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old lady blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I see how that 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right about then in the thick of
my buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I we'd better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he's startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure.

Well, where we wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end.

Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he pile-drived me there in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest I've come to being killed
And that's the last I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has ever
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
lay you prone and break your bones
Cyclone...

I woke up in a bed,
Stars a-circlin' my head,
And a cast on just about every bone.

But the said I'd be just fine,
"These things just a little time..."
And three later, he let me go back home.

But I in bed three weeks just thinkin'
"I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't been the same we had that fight,
And I'd see that Cyclone in my at night,
And I won't be 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the thing my wife said when I got home
Was, "You'd better leave Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so lucky time."

So, I to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am,
But it YOU who got the body slam,"
Then I changed the subject, I done made up my mind.

Then I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same durn if it'd been me.

It all happened so quick when car door slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the door jammed.
You was already down, gone time I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer 'bout takin' him again,
I two ol' boys who weigh 210.
They'd wade hell just to fight a circus owl.

They both lift weights, so you know they're
And the four of us make a heck of a team.
We might not win, but durn-sure fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, said they's willin'
They'd at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight."

So I checked around at a few of the
And found out all the wrasslin' stars
out after the matches every Wednesday night.

Well, I got there the following week,
And found me a table where I see the street
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, after a while, he appeared,
Sat at the bar, and ordered a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, and I'm a son of a gun, was gone!

Then the looked at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me that guys never learn."

And then he waded through tables and chairs,
Put a on me, and grabbed my hair,
And he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then a barrage of judo chops
And I was beggin' somebody'd call the
the Cyclone could commit a mortal crime.

I sure a sigh of relief
When I heard them sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if hadn't gotten there on time.

I came to as they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you thing it'll be time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't that Cyclone alone,
One of these days, you goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone