Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the we reached that arena door,
The was already backed up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, were pushin' and shovin' like cattle,
Just in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we through the door,
Went to section D, 3 and 4
And about that time, the stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the card ever been signed,
We got a match that'll blow yer mind!"
Then they lowered the lights and the began to scream.

He introduced the from parts unknown,
his trusty partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that never had beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the rules explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old lady with blue hair right out of her seat.

Well they rang the and all Hell broke loose,
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
he body slammed him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy take much more.

It was right about then in the of things
That my buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And I knew better be headin' for the door.

I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he's startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anyone in.

And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end.

Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me behind
he pile-drived me right there in the hard concrete.

Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever to being killed
And that's the thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
He'll lay you and break your bones
Cyclone...

I woke up in a bed,
Stars a-circlin' my head,
And a plaster on just about every bone.

But the doctor said I'd be fine,
"These things just take a time..."
And three weeks later, he let me go home.

But I laid in bed three just thinkin'
"I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin',
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I been the same since we had that fight,
And I'd see that in my dreams at night,
And I won't be satisfied I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife when I got home
Was, "You'd leave that Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so lucky time."

So, I says to her, "Beg pardon, ma'am,
But it YOU who got the body slam,"
Then I the subject, 'cause I done made up my mind.

Then I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same durn thing if been me.

It all happened so when that car door slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the door jammed.
You was already down, he's time I got free."

Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' takin' him again,
I two ol' boys who weigh 210.
They'd wade through hell just to a circus owl.

They both lift weights, so you they're mean
And the four of us would make a of a team.
We might not win, but we'd fight to a draw."

Well, we talked it over, said they's willin'
They'd at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight."

So I checked at a few of the bars
And found out where all the wrasslin'
Hung out after the matches every night.

Well, I got there early the week,
And found me a table I could see the street
And waited for the Blue to hit the door.

Well, a while, he finally appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and ordered a
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see two big dudes over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

the Cyclone looked at me and grinned
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It to me that some guys never learn."

And then he waded through tables and chairs,
Put a on me, and grabbed my hair,
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned.

Then a barrage of judo chops
And I was beggin' somebody'd the cops
Before the Cyclone could commit a crime.

I sure breathed a of relief
When I heard them ambulance scream,
'Cause I'd be dead now, if they hadn't there on time.

I came to as they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't leave that alone,
One of these days, you ain't home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the meanest wrassler the ring has known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Blue
The Blue