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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch,
And after five straight of TV I was ready to scream.

So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the time we that arena door,
The crowd was backed up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were and shovin' like cattle,
gettin' in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got seats.

Well, we a program as we passed through the door,
Went to section D, 3 and 4
And about time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the card ever been signed,
We got a tag-team match that'll yer mind!"
they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em and the rules were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
Then some old lady blue hair fell right out of her seat.

Well they rang the bell and all Hell loose,
My legs was shakin' like a goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an spin
he body slammed him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how 'ol boy could take much more.

It was right about then in the thick of
That my buddy threw a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's startin' to
And I knew if he caught us he'd Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car,
Locked the and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end.

he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his around me from behind
Then he pile-drived me right there in the concrete.

Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to being
And that's the thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone...

I up in a hospital bed,
a-circlin' around my head,
And a plaster cast on about every bone.

But the doctor said I'd be fine,
"These things take a little time..."
And three later, he let me go back home.

But I laid in bed three weeks thinkin'
"I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't drinkin',
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge.

"Cause I hadn't been the same we had that fight,
And I'd see Cyclone in my dreams at night,
And I won't be satisfied I get revenge..."

Well, the thing my wife said when I got home
Was, "You'd better that Cyclone alone".
She said, "You might not be so next time."

So, I says to her, "Beg pardon, ma'am,
But it wasn't YOU who got the slam,"
Then I the subject, 'cause I done made up my mind.

I called up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same durn if it'd been me.

It all happened so when that car door slammed,
It broke something, 'cause the door locks jammed.
You was already down, he's time I got free."

said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him again,
I two ol' boys who weigh 210.
They'd wade through hell just to a circus owl.

both lift weights, so you know they're mean
And the four of us make a heck of a team.
We might not win, but we'd fight to a draw."

Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
stop at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight."

So I around at a few of the bars
And out where all the wrasslin' stars
Hung out after the matches every night.

Well, I got there early the week,
And me a table where I could see the street
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, a while, he finally appeared,
Sat at the bar, and ordered a beer
And he barely took a sip I stepped to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
this time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, and I'm a son of a gun, was gone!

Then the Cyclone looked at me and
And he said, "Okay punk, we go again.
It seems to me some guys never learn."

And then he through them tables and chairs,
Put a full-nelson on me, and my hair,
And he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned.

Then a barrage of judo chops
And I was beggin' somebody'd the cops
Before the Cyclone commit a mortal crime.

I breathed a sigh of relief
When I heard ambulance sirens scream,
'Cause I'd be now, if they hadn't gotten there on time.

I to as they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't leave that alone,
One of these days, you goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine."

Cyclone,
He's the wrassler the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Blue
The Blue