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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never seen the matches
And by the time we that arena door,
The crowd was already backed up out into the street.

Yeah, were pushin' and shovin' like cattle,
Just in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And about that time, the announcer into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card ever signed,
We got a match that'll blow yer mind!"
Then they lowered the and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the Spider parts unknown,
With his partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They takin' on a team that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
And then in came the Vulture, his manager Sneaky Pete.

Well they rang the bell and all broke loose,
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy could take more.

There was this little old lady next to me
If she was a day, she was three
But she raised more than any man I'd ever seen!

She screamed and cursed in the face
'Til carried her out like a basket case.
And then the police came and formed a 'round the ring.

It was about then in the thick of things
That my buddy Bill a chair in the ring
And I knew better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end.

So I screamed IT PAL! I RUN A SCHOOL
I TEACH KARATE AND JU JITSU!'
But before I could finish, he my teeth a rake

Then he jumped high in the air
And both feet caught me with a Mary
Tell me then how that fake!

Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me behind
he pile-drived me right there in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest I've ever come to being
And the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has ever
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone...