Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The Beginning)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
And left me at by myself to batch,
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never seen the matches
And by the we reached that arena door,
The crowd was backed up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and shovin' cattle,
gettin' in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to like the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a as we passed through the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card ever signed,
We got a tag-team that'll blow yer mind!"
Then lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
With his partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were takin' on a that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em and the rules were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
And in came the Vulture, with his manager Sneaky Pete.

Well rang the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and then he did it
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy could much more.

There was little old lady right next to me
If she was a day, she was eighty
But she raised more Cain than any man I'd seen!

She screamed and in the Cyclone's face
'Til they carried her out like a case.
And then the police came and a circle 'round the ring.

It was about then in the thick of things
my buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I we'd better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in.

And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end.

So I screamed 'WATCH IT PAL! I RUN A
WHERE I KARATE AND JU JITSU!'
But before I could finish, he gave my teeth a

he jumped real high in the air
And both feet caught me with a Mary
Tell me how that wrasslin's fake!

Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile-drived me right there in the concrete.

Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever to being killed
And that's the thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone...