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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch,
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream.

So I called up this beer buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the time we reached that door,
The crowd was already backed up out into the street.

Yeah, people pushin' and shovin' like cattle,
gettin' in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we through the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And about that time, the stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card been signed,
We got a tag-team match that'll yer mind!"
Then they lowered the lights and the crowd to scream.

He introduced the Spider parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that never had beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the rules explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
And then in came the Vulture, with his Sneaky Pete.

Well they rang the bell and all Hell loose,
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
Then he body him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy could take more.

There was this little old lady next to me
If she was a day, she was eighty
But she more Cain than any man I'd ever seen!

She and cursed in the Cyclone's face
they carried her out like a basket case.
And the police came and formed a circle 'round the ring.

It was right about then in the of things
my buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his and he's startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure.

Well, where we wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in.

And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end.

So I screamed 'WATCH IT PAL! I RUN A
WHERE I TEACH AND JU JITSU!'
But before I could finish, he my teeth a rake

Then he real high in the air
And both feet caught me a Flying Mary
me then how that wrasslin's fake!

Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile-drived me right there in the concrete.

Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest I've come to being killed
And that's the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
lay you prone and break your bones
Cyclone...