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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
And left me at by myself to batch,
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never seen the before
And by the time we that arena door,
The crowd was already backed up out into the street.

Yeah, people pushin' and shovin' like cattle,
Just gettin' in was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the card ever been signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
Then lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were on a team that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
And then in came the Vulture, with his Sneaky Pete.

Well they rang the bell and all Hell loose,
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never seen like this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and then he did it
I swear I see how that 'ol boy could take much more.

There was this little old right next to me
If she was a day, she was three
But she raised more Cain any man I'd ever seen!

She and cursed in the Cyclone's face
'Til they carried her out like a case.
And then the police and formed a circle 'round the ring.

It was right then in the thick of things
That my buddy Bill threw a in the ring
And I knew we'd be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and startin' to cuss
And I knew if he us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and about to let anyone in.

And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end.

So I screamed IT PAL! I RUN A SCHOOL
WHERE I TEACH AND JU JITSU!'
But before I could finish, he gave my a rake

he jumped real high in the air
And feet caught me with a Flying Mary
Tell me how that wrasslin's fake!

Then he body me two or three times
And he put his around me from behind
Then he pile-drived me there in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing I remember he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone...