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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch,
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never seen the before
And by the we reached that arena door,
The crowd was already up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and like cattle,
Just gettin' in was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got seats.

Well, we bought a as we passed through the door,
Went to section D, 3 and 4
And about that time, the announcer stepped the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the card ever been signed,
We got a tag-team that'll blow yer mind!"
Then they lowered the lights and the crowd to scream.

He introduced the Spider parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
And then in came the Vulture, his manager Sneaky Pete.

they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I didn't see how 'ol boy could take much more.

was this little old lady right next to me
If she was a day, she was three
But she raised Cain than any man I'd ever seen!

She screamed and cursed in the Cyclone's
they carried her out like a basket case.
And the police came and formed a circle 'round the ring.

It was about then in the thick of things
That my buddy threw a chair in the ring
And I knew better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his and he's startin' to cuss
And I if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anyone in.

And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end.

So I screamed IT PAL! I RUN A SCHOOL
I TEACH KARATE AND JU JITSU!'
But before I could finish, he my teeth a rake

he jumped real high in the air
And both caught me with a Flying Mary
Tell me then how wrasslin's fake!

Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile-drived me right in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest I've ever to being killed
And that's the last thing I 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone...