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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer drinkin' of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never seen the matches
And by the time we reached arena door,
The crowd was already up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were and shovin' like cattle,
gettin' in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got seats.

Well, we bought a program as we through the door,
Went to section D, 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card been signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
Then they lowered the lights and the crowd to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
his trusty partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They takin' on a team that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em and the rules were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
And in came the Vulture, with his manager Sneaky Pete.

Well they the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I didn't see how 'ol boy could take much more.

There was this little old right next to me
If she was a day, she was eighty
But she raised more Cain than any man I'd seen!

She screamed and cursed in the face
'Til they carried her out a basket case.
And then the police and formed a circle 'round the ring.

It was right about then in the thick of
my buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in.

And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end.

So I screamed 'WATCH IT PAL! I RUN A
WHERE I KARATE AND JU JITSU!'
But I could finish, he gave my teeth a rake

Then he jumped high in the air
And both feet caught me with a Mary
Tell me then how wrasslin's fake!

Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he me right there in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to being
And that's the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to

Cyclone,
He's the rascal the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone...