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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the we reached that arena door,
The crowd was backed up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were and shovin' like cattle,
Just gettin' in was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And about that time, the announcer stepped the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card ever signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
Then lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the Spider parts unknown,
With his partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They takin' on a team that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em and the rules were explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
And then in came the Vulture, with his Sneaky Pete.

Well rang the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy take much more.

There was this little old lady next to me
If she was a day, she was three
But she raised Cain than any man I'd ever seen!

She screamed and cursed in the face
'Til carried her out like a basket case.
And then the police and formed a circle 'round the ring.

It was right about then in the thick of
That my Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I we'd better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and about to let anyone in.

And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end.

So I screamed IT PAL! I RUN A SCHOOL
WHERE I TEACH AND JU JITSU!'
But before I could finish, he gave my teeth a

Then he jumped real in the air
And both feet caught me a Flying Mary
me then how that wrasslin's fake!

Then he body me two or three times
And he put his around me from behind
Then he pile-drived me there in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to being
And that's the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to

Cyclone,
He's the rascal the ring has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone...