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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd seen the matches before
And by the time we reached arena door,
The crowd was already backed up plumb out the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and like cattle,
Just gettin' in line was a of a battle,
We had to like the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we a program as we passed through the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And about that time, the announcer stepped the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card been signed,
We got a tag-team match that'll yer mind!"
they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
With his partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were on a team that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
And then in came the Vulture, his manager Sneaky Pete.

Well rang the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
Then he body him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy take much more.

was this little old lady right next to me
If she was a day, she was eighty
But she raised more than any man I'd ever seen!

She screamed and in the Cyclone's face
'Til they carried her out a basket case.
And then the police came and formed a circle the ring.

It was right about in the thick of things
That my buddy Bill threw a in the ring
And I knew we'd better be for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and startin' to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car,
Locked the doors and about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end.

So I screamed 'WATCH IT PAL! I RUN A
WHERE I KARATE AND JU JITSU!'
But I could finish, he gave my teeth a rake

Then he jumped high in the air
And feet caught me with a Flying Mary
me then how that wrasslin's fake!

Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he pile-drived me there in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest I've come to being killed
And that's the thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone...