Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The Beginning)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch,
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the time we reached that door,
The was already backed up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people pushin' and shovin' like cattle,
gettin' in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to like the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a as we passed through the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card ever signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the from parts unknown,
his trusty partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the rules explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
And then in came the Vulture, with his Sneaky Pete.

Well rang the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was like a rubber goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
Then he body him, and then he did it again
I swear I see how that 'ol boy could take much more.

There was this old lady right next to me
If she was a day, she was three
But she raised more Cain any man I'd ever seen!

She and cursed in the Cyclone's face
they carried her out like a basket case.
And then the police came and a circle 'round the ring.

It was right about then in the thick of
That my buddy Bill threw a in the ring
And I knew we'd better be for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's startin' to
And I if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, we parked wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
the doors and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end.

So I screamed IT PAL! I RUN A SCHOOL
WHERE I KARATE AND JU JITSU!'
But before I finish, he gave my teeth a rake

Then he jumped real in the air
And feet caught me with a Flying Mary
Tell me then how that fake!

Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile-drived me right there in the concrete.

Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to killed
And the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the rascal the ring has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone...