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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
And left me at home by to batch,
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream.

So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the we reached that arena door,
The crowd was already up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and shovin' cattle,
Just in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to like the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
to section D, seats 3 and 4
And about time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the card ever been signed,
We got a match that'll blow yer mind!"
they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the from parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team that never had beat.

Then the ref checked 'em over and the were explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
And in came the Vulture, with his manager Sneaky Pete.

they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen like this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he slammed him, and then he did it again
I I didn't see how that 'ol boy could take much more.

There was this old lady right next to me
If she was a day, she was three
But she raised Cain than any man I'd ever seen!

She screamed and cursed in the Cyclone's
they carried her out like a basket case.
And then the police came and formed a circle the ring.

It was about then in the thick of things
That my buddy Bill a chair in the ring
And I knew better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's startin' to
And I if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in.

And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end.

So I screamed 'WATCH IT PAL! I RUN A
WHERE I KARATE AND JU JITSU!'
But before I could finish, he gave my a rake

Then he jumped high in the air
And feet caught me with a Flying Mary
Tell me then how that fake!

Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he pile-drived me right there in the concrete.

Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest I've ever to being killed
And that's the last I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone...