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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream.

So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the time we that arena door,
The crowd was backed up plumb out into the street.

Yeah, people were pushin' and like cattle,
Just gettin' in was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And about time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest ever been signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
Then they lowered the lights and the crowd to scream.

He introduced the Spider parts unknown,
With his partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team never had been beat.

the ref checked 'em over and the rules were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
And then in the Vulture, with his manager Sneaky Pete.

Well they rang the bell and all Hell loose,
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an spin
Then he body him, and then he did it again
I swear I see how that 'ol boy could take much more.

There was this old lady right next to me
If she was a day, she was three
But she raised more Cain any man I'd ever seen!

She screamed and cursed in the Cyclone's
'Til they carried her out a basket case.
And then the came and formed a circle 'round the ring.

It was about then in the thick of things
That my Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's to cuss
And I if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end.

So I screamed 'WATCH IT PAL! I RUN A
I TEACH KARATE AND JU JITSU!'
But before I could finish, he my teeth a rake

Then he jumped real in the air
And both feet caught me a Flying Mary
Tell me how that wrasslin's fake!

he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he pile-drived me right in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest I've ever come to being
And that's the last I remember 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has ever
He'll make you groan, make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your
Cyclone...