Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The Beginning)

Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch,
And after five straight of TV I was ready to scream.

So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time."
He said, "Why we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the time we that arena door,
The crowd was already backed up plumb out the street.

Yeah, were pushin' and shovin' like cattle,
Just gettin' in was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight the devil, but we finally got ring-side seats.

Well, we bought a program as we passed the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And about that time, the stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the card ever been signed,
We got a match that'll blow yer mind!"
Then they lowered the lights and the crowd to scream.

He the Spider from parts unknown,
With his partner, The Blue Cyclone.
They were takin' on a team never had been beat.

Then the ref 'em over and the rules were explained,
And somebody hollered, "THE GOT A CHAIN!"
And then in the Vulture, with his manager Sneaky Pete.

Well they the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!

The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he slammed him, and then he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy take much more.

There was this little old lady right to me
If she was a day, she was three
But she raised more than any man I'd ever seen!

She screamed and in the Cyclone's face
'Til they her out like a basket case.
And then the police came and formed a circle the ring.

It was right about in the thick of things
That my Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I we'd better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he's startin' to
And I knew if he caught us break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we parked too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
the doors and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end.

So I 'WATCH IT PAL! I RUN A SCHOOL
I TEACH KARATE AND JU JITSU!'
But before I finish, he gave my teeth a rake

Then he jumped real in the air
And both feet caught me with a Flying
Tell me how that wrasslin's fake!

Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his around me from behind
Then he pile-drived me right in the hard concrete.

Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest I've ever come to being
And that's the last thing I 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has known
make you groan, he'll make you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone...