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Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch,
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream.

So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
And said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' and let off
a steam?"

Now I'd never the matches before
And by the we reached that arena door,
The crowd was already backed up plumb out the street.

Yeah, people were and shovin' like cattle,
gettin' in line was a heck of a battle,
We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got seats.

Well, we a program as we passed through the door,
Went to D, seats 3 and 4
And that time, the announcer stepped into the ring.

He said, "Tonight's the greatest card been signed,
We got a tag-team match blow yer mind!"
Then lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream.

He introduced the from parts unknown,
With his trusty partner, The Cyclone.
They takin' on a team that never had been beat.

Then the ref checked 'em and the rules were explained,
And hollered, "THE SPIDER'S GOT A CHAIN!"
And then in came the Vulture, with his Sneaky Pete.

Well they the bell and all Hell broke loose,
My legs was like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an spin
Then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy take much more.

There was this little old right next to me
If she was a day, she was eighty
But she raised more than any man I'd ever seen!

She screamed and cursed in the Cyclone's
they carried her out like a basket case.
And the police came and formed a circle 'round the ring.

It was right then in the thick of things
my buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I knew we'd better be for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and startin' to cuss
And I if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anyone in.

And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end.

So I screamed IT PAL! I RUN A SCHOOL
I TEACH KARATE AND JU JITSU!'
But before I could finish, he my teeth a rake

he jumped real high in the air
And both caught me with a Flying Mary
Tell me then how wrasslin's fake!

Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me from
he pile-drived me right there in the hard concrete.

Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing I 'fore he put me to sleep

Cyclone,
He's the meanest rascal the ring has ever
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan,
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone...