The Ballad Of Naked Man

Naked Man, Naked Man
Passing through Naked Land
Naked Man, Naked Man
In the sand, where is your hand?
Naked Man, Naked Man
Please go back to Naked Land

Naked isn't a sometimes thing
Naked is an all time thing
It's not the size of the dog in the thing
It's the size on the thing in the dog

Naked on a Monday
Naked all year long
Naked is never right
Naked is always wrong

So get the hell away from me
You goddamn Naked Man
Go the fuck away from me
Back to Naked Land

Naked Man, Naked Man
Passing through Naked Land
Naked Man, Naked Man
In the sand, where is your hand?
Naked Man, Naked Man
Please go back to Naked Land

Naked Man in Denver
Naked past sleep
Naked isn't dirty
Naked isn't clean

Naked isn't fun
Naked isn't nice
Naked lasts forever
So roll those naked dice

Naked in the morning
Naked all night long
So Paul is a naked lady