Butthole Surfer

I was walkin' down around Venice way
Los Angeles, oh, big California
A man came up to me about 40, gay
I say, "Go away okay no way agghh"
Butthole surf [unverified]

I was ridin' wave around Malibu Beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin' like a leech
He said, "Hey, sonny boy
Can I eat you peach?"

I say, "Motherfucker if you reach
I don't know what I'm goin' to do"
Butthole surf [unverified]

I was ridin' my cruiser
In West Hollywood
A girl came up to me
And she was lookin' mighty good

I was eating quaaludes
Like butthole surfers should
She left me there where I stood
Butthole surf [unverified]

Hey butt
What the fuck?
We all like you
'Cause you're a slut