I'm out on the range, surveying the Thinking of the job that's to be My life is hard but I mind Men like me, that's how the was won I the pain and the suffering For on the trail I am the On doors I knock and on I ring Always that I will get the sale
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally And on the dotted I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings and I sense my prey Ready to fall victim to my I him all about the plan all of its inherent benefits If you lose an arm a thousand bucks Lose both of them and get twice as And if you should die, well then, bless luck You'll be raking in the cash
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie them up and bind legally And on the dotted line I make sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The signs, the deed is done It's time for me to get on the road A lonely man out on the Where the can blow so cold I ride into the sun the knowledge of a job well done But I can't rest until Has properly insured
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and them legally And on the dotted line I make sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Salesman In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind legally For on the dotted line I make sign