I'm out on the range, surveying the Thinking of the job that's to be My life is but I don't mind Men like me, how the west was won I the pain and the suffering For on the I am the king On doors I knock and on bells I Always sure that I will get the
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally And on the dotted I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings wide and I my prey Ready to fall to my pitch I tell him all the plan all of its inherent benefits If you lose an arm it's a bucks Lose of them and get twice as much And if you should die, well then, bless luck You'll just be in the cash
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind legally And on the dotted line I make them (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The signs, the deed is done time for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the the wind can blow so cold I into the setting sun the knowledge of a job well done But I can't until everyone Has become insured
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them And on the dotted line I make them (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them For on the dotted I make them sign