I'm out on the range, surveying the Thinking of the job that's to be My life is but I don't mind Men like me, how the west was won I stand the pain and the For on the I am the king On I knock and on bells I ring Always sure that I will get the
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The swings wide and I sense my prey to fall victim to my pitch I tell him all the plan all of its inherent benefits If you lose an arm a thousand bucks Lose both of them and get twice as And if you should die, well then, bless your You'll just be raking in the
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind legally And on the dotted line I them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The sucker signs, the deed is It's time for me to get on the road A lonely man out on the Where the can blow so cold I into the setting sun With the knowledge of a job done But I can't rest everyone Has become properly
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and them legally And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally For on the dotted line I make them