I'm out on the range, surveying the Thinking of the job to be done My is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the was won I the pain and the suffering For on the trail I am the On doors I knock and on bells I Always sure that I will get the
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them And on the dotted line I make sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door wide and I sense my prey to fall victim to my pitch I tell him all the plan With all of its benefits If you an arm it's a thousand bucks both of them and get twice as much And if you should die, well then, your luck You'll just be in the cash
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind legally And on the dotted I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The sucker signs, the is done It's time for me to get on the road A man out on the land Where the can blow so cold I ride into the sun With the of a job well done But I rest until everyone Has properly insured
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and them legally For on the line I make them sign