I'm out on the range, the land Thinking of the job to be done My life is hard but I don't Men like me, how the west was won I stand the pain and the For on the trail I am the On doors I and on bells I ring Always sure that I will get the
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind legally And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings and I sense my prey to fall victim to my pitch I him all about the plan With all of its benefits If you lose an arm it's a thousand Lose both of them and get as much And if you should die, well then, bless your You'll just be in the cash
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind legally And on the dotted I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The sucker signs, the is done time for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the Where the wind can so cold I ride the setting sun With the of a job well done But I can't rest until Has become properly
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally And on the dotted I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally For on the dotted line I make sign