I'm out on the range, the land of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't Men like me, that's how the was won I stand the and the suffering For on the I am the king On doors I knock and on bells I Always that I will get the sale
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings and I sense my prey Ready to victim to my pitch I tell him all about the all of its inherent benefits If you an arm it's a thousand bucks Lose of them and get twice as much And if you should die, then, bless your luck just be raking in the cash
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie them up and bind legally And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The signs, the deed is done It's for me to get back on the road A man out on the land Where the wind can so cold I ride into the sun With the knowledge of a job done But I can't rest everyone Has become properly
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and them legally And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and them legally For on the dotted line I make sign