I'm out on the range, surveying the Thinking of the job that's to be My is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the was won I the pain and the suffering For on the trail I am the On I knock and on bells I ring Always sure I will get the sale
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind legally And on the dotted line I make sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings wide and I my prey to fall victim to my pitch I tell him all the plan With all of its benefits If you lose an arm it's a thousand Lose both of them and get as much And if you should die, well then, bless luck You'll just be in the cash
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The signs, the deed is done It's for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the Where the wind can blow so I into the setting sun the knowledge of a job well done But I rest until everyone Has become properly
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I them in and tie them up and bind them legally For on the dotted line I them sign