I'm out on the range, the land Thinking of the job to be done My life is hard but I don't Men me, that's how the west was won I the pain and the suffering For on the I am the king On doors I knock and on bells I Always that I will get the sale
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The swings wide and I sense my prey to fall victim to my pitch I him all about the plan With all of its benefits If you an arm it's a thousand bucks Lose both of them and get twice as And if you die, well then, bless your luck You'll be raking in the cash
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie them up and bind legally And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The sucker signs, the is done It's for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the Where the can blow so cold I into the setting sun With the of a job well done But I rest until everyone Has properly insured
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them And on the dotted line I them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and them legally For on the dotted I make them sign