I'm out on the range, the land of the job that's to be done My is hard but I don't mind Men like me, how the west was won I stand the pain and the For on the I am the king On I knock and on bells I ring Always sure that I get the sale
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings wide and I sense my to fall victim to my pitch I tell him all about the all of its inherent benefits If you lose an arm it's a bucks both of them and get twice as much And if you should die, well then, bless luck just be raking in the cash
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The sucker signs, the is done time for me to get back on the road A man out on the land Where the can blow so cold I ride the setting sun the knowledge of a job well done But I can't rest until Has properly insured
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally For on the dotted line I make them