I'm out on the range, the land of the job that's to be done My life is but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the was won I the pain and the suffering For on the I am the king On I knock and on bells I ring Always sure that I get the sale
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door wide and I sense my prey to fall victim to my pitch I him all about the plan With all of its inherent If you lose an arm it's a bucks Lose both of and get twice as much And if you should die, well then, bless luck You'll just be in the cash
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The signs, the deed is done time for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the Where the wind can blow so I ride the setting sun With the knowledge of a job done But I rest until everyone Has become properly
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them And on the line I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally For on the dotted I make them sign