I'm out on the range, the land Thinking of the job to be done My life is hard but I don't Men me, that's how the west was won I stand the and the suffering For on the trail I am the On doors I knock and on I ring Always that I will get the sale
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings and I sense my prey Ready to fall to my pitch I tell him all about the all of its inherent benefits If you lose an arm it's a thousand Lose both of them and get twice as And if you die, well then, bless your luck You'll be raking in the cash
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The signs, the deed is done It's for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the the wind can blow so cold I into the setting sun the knowledge of a job well done But I rest until everyone Has become properly
'Cause I am Dan the Salesman In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind legally And on the dotted line I make sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie them up and them legally For on the line I make them sign