I'm out on the range, the land Thinking of the job to be done My is hard but I don't mind Men like me, how the west was won I stand the and the suffering For on the I am the king On doors I and on bells I ring Always that I will get the sale
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I rope them in and tie them up and bind them And on the dotted line I make them (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings wide and I my prey to fall victim to my pitch I tell him all about the all of its inherent benefits If you an arm it's a thousand bucks Lose both of them and get twice as And if you should die, then, bless your luck just be raking in the cash
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up Chevrolet I do I them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The signs, the deed is done time for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the Where the can blow so cold I into the setting sun the knowledge of a job well done But I can't rest until Has become insured
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and them legally For on the dotted line I make sign