I'm out on the range, surveying the of the job that's to be done My is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the was won I stand the pain and the For on the I am the king On doors I knock and on bells I Always sure that I get the sale
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and them legally And on the dotted line I them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings wide and I sense my Ready to fall to my pitch I tell him all the plan With all of its inherent If you lose an arm it's a bucks Lose both of and get twice as much And if you die, well then, bless your luck You'll just be raking in the
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The sucker signs, the deed is It's time for me to get back on the A lonely man out on the Where the wind can blow so I into the setting sun With the of a job well done But I rest until everyone Has become properly
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them For on the dotted I make them sign