I'm out on the range, surveying the Thinking of the job that's to be My life is but I don't mind Men like me, how the west was won I stand the pain and the For on the trail I am the On I knock and on bells I ring sure that I will get the sale
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The door swings wide and I sense my Ready to fall to my pitch I him all about the plan With all of its benefits If you lose an arm it's a thousand both of them and get twice as much And if you should die, well then, bless luck You'll just be raking in the
'Cause I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and them legally And on the dotted I make them sign (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
The signs, the deed is done It's for me to get back on the road A man out on the land Where the wind can blow so I ride into the sun With the knowledge of a job done But I can't rest until Has become insured
I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up I do ride I them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
Yes, I am Dan the Insurance In a beat-up I do ride I rope in and tie them up and bind them legally For on the dotted I make them sign