I took a to bury the body of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, wherever or whatsoever the of death he die Whether he die in the light o' day or under the peak-faced In cabin or dance-hall, camp or dive, or patent shoon; On velvet tundra or virgin peak, by glacier, or draw; In muskeg or canyon gloom, by avalanche, fang or claw; By battle, murder or sudden wealth, by pestilence, or lead I swore on the Book I would follow and till I found my tombless dead.
For Bill was a kind of cuss, and his mind was mighty sot On a dinky patch with flowers and grass in a civilized lot. And he died or how he died, it didn't matter a damn So long as he had a grave with frills and a "epigram". So I promised him, and he the price in good cheechako coin (Which the I blowed in that very night down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a slab of pine: "Here lies poor Bill MacKie", And I hung it up on my wall and I waited for Bill to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day came a squaw with a strange, Of a long-deserted of traps 'way back of the Bighorn range; Of a hut by the great divide, and a white man stiff and still, Lying there by his lonesome self, and I it must be Bill. So I thought of the contract I'd made with him, and I took down from the The swell black box with the silver plate he'd out for hisself; And I packed it full of grub and "hooch", and I it on the sleigh; Then I harnessed up my of dogs and was off at dawn of day.
You know what it's like in the Yukon wild when sixty-nine below; When the ice-worms wriggle their purple heads through the crust of the pale snow; When the crack like little guns in the silence of the wood, And the hang down like tusks under the parka hood; When the stove-pipe breaks sudden off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the careless feel of a bit of steel burns like a spit; When the mercury is a frozen ball, and the stalks to kill Well, it was just that that day when I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the awful hush that seemed to me down on every hand, As I blundered blind with a trail to find through that blank and land; dazed, half crazed in the winter wild, with its grim heart-breaking woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on that only the sourdough knows! North by the compass, North I river and peak and plain Passed like a dream I to lose and I waked to dream again.
and plain and mighty peak--and who could stand unawed? As their summits blazed, he could stand undazed at the foot of the of God. North, aye, North, through a accurst, shunned by the scouring brutes, And all I heard was my own word and the whine of the malamutes, at last I came to a cabin squat, built in the side of a hill, And I burst in the door, and on the floor, frozen to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, like a winding-sheet, each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice gleaming over Sparkling ice on the dead chest, glittering ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his stare; Hard as a log and trussed like a frog, with his and legs outspread. I at the coffin I'd brought for him, and I gazed at the gruesome dead, And at I spoke: "Bill liked his joke; but still, goldarn his eyes, A man had ought to consider his in the way he goes and dies."
Have you stood in an Arctic hut in the shadow of the Pole, With a coffin six by three and a grief you can't control? Have you ever sat by a frozen corpse that looks at you a grin, And that seems to say: "You may try all day, but never jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I felt so blue As I sat there gazing at that and studying what I'd do. Then I rose and I kicked off the husky dogs that nosing round about, And I lit a roaring in the stove, and I started to thaw Bill out.
Well, I thawed and thawed for thirteen days, but it didn't no good; His arms and legs out like pegs, as if they was made of wood. Till at last I said: "It ain't no use--he's too hard to thaw; obstinate, and he won't lie straight, so I guess I got to saw." So I sawed off poor arms and legs, and I laid him snug and straight In the little coffin he picked hisself, with the silver plate; And I came nigh near to shedding a as I nailed him safely down; Then I stowed him away in my sleigh, and I started back to town.
So I buried him as the was in a narrow grave and deep, And there he's waiting the Great Clean-up, the Judgment sluice-heads sweep; And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the light of the Sun, And sometimes I wonder if they was, the things I done. And as I sit and the parson talks, of the Law, I often think of poor old Bill--and how he was to saw.