I took a contract to bury the of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, wherever or whatsoever the of death he die he die in the light o' day or under the peak-faced moon; In cabin or dance-hall, camp or dive, mucklucks or patent On tundra or virgin peak, by glacier, drift or draw; In muskeg or canyon gloom, by avalanche, fang or claw; By battle, murder or wealth, by pestilence, hooch or lead I swore on the Book I would follow and look till I my tombless dead.
For was a dainty kind of cuss, and his mind was mighty sot On a patch with flowers and grass in a civilized bone-yard lot. And he died or how he died, it didn't matter a damn So as he had a grave with frills and a tombstone "epigram". So I promised him, and he paid the price in cheechako coin (Which the same I blowed in that night down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot of pine: "Here lies poor Bill MacKie", And I hung it up on my cabin wall and I waited for to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day came a with a story strange, Of a line of traps 'way back of the Bighorn range; Of a hut by the great divide, and a white man stiff and still, Lying there by his lonesome self, and I figured it be Bill. So I thought of the contract I'd made with him, and I took down the shelf The swell black box with the silver plate he'd out for hisself; And I packed it full of grub and "hooch", and I slung it on the Then I harnessed up my team of dogs and was off at of day.
You know what it's like in the Yukon wild when it's sixty-nine When the wriggle their purple heads through the crust of the pale blue snow; When the crack like little guns in the silence of the wood, And the hang down like tusks under the parka hood; When the stove-pipe breaks sudden off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the careless feel of a bit of steel burns like a red-hot When the mercury is a frozen ball, and the frost-fiend to kill Well, it was like that that day when I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the awful hush seemed to crush me down on every hand, As I blundered blind with a trail to find through that and bitter land; Half dazed, half crazed in the winter wild, with its grim woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on life only the sourdough knows! by the compass, North I pressed; river and peak and plain Passed like a dream I to lose and I waked to dream again.
River and plain and mighty peak--and who could unawed? As summits blazed, he could stand undazed at the foot of the throne of God. North, aye, North, through a accurst, shunned by the scouring brutes, And all I was my own harsh word and the whine of the malamutes, Till at last I to a cabin squat, built in the side of a hill, And I burst in the door, and there on the floor, to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, like a winding-sheet, each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice over all; ice on the dead man's chest, glittering ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his stare; Hard as a log and like a frog, with his arms and legs outspread. I gazed at the coffin I'd for him, and I gazed at the gruesome dead, And at last I spoke: "Bill liked his but still, goldarn his eyes, A man had to consider his mates in the way he goes and dies."
Have you ever stood in an hut in the shadow of the Pole, a little coffin six by three and a grief you can't control? Have you ever sat by a frozen that looks at you with a grin, And that to say: "You may try all day, but you'll never jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I never felt so As I sat there gazing at that stiff and studying I'd do. Then I rose and I kicked off the husky dogs were nosing round about, And I lit a fire in the stove, and I started to thaw Bill out.
Well, I and thawed for thirteen days, but it didn't seem no good; His arms and legs stuck out like pegs, as if they was of wood. Till at last I said: "It ain't no use--he's froze too hard to He's obstinate, and he won't lie straight, so I I got to saw." So I sawed off poor arms and legs, and I laid him snug and straight In the little coffin he picked hisself, with the dinky plate; And I came nigh near to shedding a as I nailed him safely down; Then I stowed him away in my Yukon sleigh, and I back to town.
So I him as the contract was in a narrow grave and deep, And there he's waiting the Great Clean-up, when the Judgment sluice-heads And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the of the Midnight Sun, And sometimes I wonder if they was, the awful I done. And as I sit and the talks, expounding of the Law, I often think of poor old how hard he was to saw.