I took a contract to bury the of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, wherever or whatsoever the manner of he die Whether he die in the light o' day or under the peak-faced In cabin or dance-hall, camp or dive, mucklucks or patent On velvet tundra or virgin peak, by glacier, or draw; In muskeg or canyon gloom, by avalanche, fang or claw; By battle, murder or sudden wealth, by pestilence, or lead I swore on the Book I would follow and look till I found my dead.
For Bill was a dainty kind of cuss, and his mind was sot On a dinky patch with flowers and in a civilized bone-yard lot. And where he or how he died, it didn't matter a damn So long as he had a grave with and a tombstone "epigram". So I him, and he paid the price in good cheechako coin (Which the same I blowed in that very down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot slab of pine: "Here lies poor MacKie", And I hung it up on my cabin wall and I for Bill to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day came a squaw with a strange, Of a long-deserted line of traps 'way back of the range; Of a hut by the great divide, and a white man stiff and still, Lying there by his self, and I figured it must be Bill. So I thought of the contract I'd made him, and I took down from the shelf The swell black box with the silver he'd picked out for hisself; And I packed it full of grub and "hooch", and I slung it on the Then I harnessed up my of dogs and was off at dawn of day.
You know what it's in the Yukon wild when it's sixty-nine below; When the ice-worms wriggle their purple heads through the crust of the pale blue When the pine-trees crack like guns in the silence of the wood, And the icicles hang down like under the parka hood; When the stove-pipe smoke sudden off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the careless feel of a bit of steel burns a red-hot spit; When the mercury is a frozen ball, and the frost-fiend stalks to Well, it was just like that that day I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the awful that seemed to crush me down on every hand, As I blundered with a trail to find through that blank and bitter land; Half dazed, half crazed in the winter wild, with its grim woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on life that the sourdough knows! North by the compass, North I pressed; river and and plain Passed a dream I slept to lose and I waked to dream again.
River and plain and mighty peak--and who stand unawed? As their summits blazed, he could undazed at the foot of the throne of God. North, aye, North, through a land accurst, shunned by the brutes, And all I heard was my own harsh word and the of the malamutes, Till at last I came to a cabin squat, built in the of a hill, And I burst in the door, and there on the floor, to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, a winding-sheet, sheathing each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice gleaming all; ice on the dead man's chest, glittering ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his glassy as a log and trussed like a frog, with his arms and legs outspread. I gazed at the I'd brought for him, and I gazed at the gruesome dead, And at last I spoke: "Bill liked his but still, goldarn his eyes, A man had ought to consider his mates in the way he and dies."
Have you ever stood in an hut in the shadow of the Pole, a little coffin six by three and a grief you can't control? Have you ever sat by a frozen corpse that looks at you a grin, And that seems to say: "You may try all day, but you'll jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I felt so blue As I sat gazing at that stiff and studying what I'd do. Then I rose and I kicked off the husky that were nosing round about, And I lit a fire in the stove, and I started to thaw Bill out.
Well, I thawed and thawed for thirteen days, but it didn't seem no His arms and legs stuck out like pegs, as if was made of wood. Till at last I said: "It ain't no froze too hard to thaw; obstinate, and he won't lie straight, so I guess I got to saw." So I sawed off Bill's arms and legs, and I laid him snug and straight In the little he picked hisself, with the dinky silver plate; And I came nigh near to a tear as I nailed him safely down; Then I stowed him in my Yukon sleigh, and I started back to town.
So I buried him as the was in a narrow grave and deep, And there he's waiting the Great Clean-up, when the Judgment sluice-heads And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the of the Midnight Sun, And sometimes I wonder if was, the awful things I done. And as I sit and the parson talks, of the Law, I often think of poor old how hard he was to saw.