I a contract to bury the body of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, wherever or the manner of death he die Whether he die in the o' day or under the peak-faced moon; In cabin or dance-hall, camp or dive, mucklucks or patent On velvet or virgin peak, by glacier, drift or draw; In hollow or canyon gloom, by avalanche, fang or claw; By battle, murder or sudden wealth, by pestilence, hooch or I swore on the Book I would follow and look till I found my dead.
For Bill was a dainty kind of cuss, and his was mighty sot On a dinky patch with flowers and in a civilized bone-yard lot. And he died or how he died, it didn't matter a damn So as he had a grave with frills and a tombstone "epigram". So I promised him, and he paid the in good cheechako coin (Which the same I blowed in that very down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot slab of pine: "Here poor Bill MacKie", And I hung it up on my wall and I waited for Bill to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day came a squaw with a strange, Of a long-deserted of traps 'way back of the Bighorn range; Of a little hut by the great divide, and a white man and still, Lying by his lonesome self, and I figured it must be Bill. So I thought of the contract I'd made with him, and I took down the shelf The swell black box with the silver plate he'd out for hisself; And I packed it full of and "hooch", and I slung it on the sleigh; Then I up my team of dogs and was off at dawn of day.
You know what it's like in the Yukon wild when it's sixty-nine When the ice-worms wriggle purple heads through the crust of the pale blue snow; the pine-trees crack like little guns in the silence of the wood, And the icicles down like tusks under the parka hood; the stove-pipe smoke breaks sudden off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the feel of a bit of steel burns like a red-hot spit; When the mercury is a frozen ball, and the stalks to kill Well, it was just that that day when I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the awful hush that seemed to crush me down on hand, As I blundered blind with a trail to find through that blank and land; dazed, half crazed in the winter wild, with its grim heart-breaking woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on life that the sourdough knows! North by the compass, North I river and peak and plain Passed like a dream I slept to lose and I to dream again.
River and plain and peak--and who could stand unawed? As their summits blazed, he could stand at the foot of the throne of God. North, aye, North, through a land accurst, by the scouring brutes, And all I was my own harsh word and the whine of the malamutes, Till at last I came to a cabin squat, built in the of a hill, And I in the door, and there on the floor, frozen to death, lay Bill.
Ice, ice, like a winding-sheet, sheathing each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice gleaming all; ice on the dead man's chest, glittering ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his glassy Hard as a log and trussed like a frog, his arms and legs outspread. I gazed at the I'd brought for him, and I gazed at the gruesome dead, And at I spoke: "Bill liked his joke; but still, goldarn his eyes, A man had ought to consider his in the way he goes and dies."
Have you ever in an Arctic hut in the shadow of the Pole, With a little coffin six by three and a grief you control? Have you ever sat by a corpse that looks at you with a grin, And that seems to say: "You may try all day, but never jam me in"? I'm not a man of the kind, but I never felt so blue As I sat there gazing at stiff and studying what I'd do. Then I rose and I kicked off the husky dogs that were round about, And I lit a roaring in the stove, and I started to thaw Bill out.
Well, I and thawed for thirteen days, but it didn't seem no good; His arms and legs out like pegs, as if they was made of wood. Till at last I said: "It no use--he's froze too hard to thaw; He's obstinate, and he lie straight, so I guess I got to saw." So I off poor Bill's arms and legs, and I laid him snug and straight In the little coffin he picked hisself, with the dinky plate; And I nigh near to shedding a tear as I nailed him safely down; Then I stowed him away in my Yukon sleigh, and I started to town.
So I buried him as the contract was in a grave and deep, And there he's waiting the Great Clean-up, the Judgment sluice-heads sweep; And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the of the Midnight Sun, And sometimes I wonder if they was, the things I done. And as I sit and the parson talks, of the Law, I often of poor old Bill--and how hard he was to saw.