I took a to bury the body of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, wherever or whatsoever the of death he die Whether he die in the light o' day or under the moon; In cabin or dance-hall, or dive, mucklucks or patent shoon; On velvet or virgin peak, by glacier, drift or draw; In muskeg or canyon gloom, by avalanche, fang or claw; By battle, murder or sudden wealth, by pestilence, hooch or I swore on the Book I would and look till I found my tombless dead.
For was a dainty kind of cuss, and his mind was mighty sot On a dinky patch flowers and grass in a civilized bone-yard lot. And where he died or how he died, it matter a damn So long as he had a grave frills and a tombstone "epigram". So I him, and he paid the price in good cheechako coin (Which the same I blowed in that very down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot slab of pine: "Here lies poor MacKie", And I hung it up on my wall and I waited for Bill to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day a squaw with a story strange, Of a long-deserted line of traps 'way of the Bighorn range; Of a little hut by the divide, and a white man stiff and still, Lying there by his lonesome self, and I figured it be Bill. So I thought of the I'd made with him, and I took down from the shelf The swell box with the silver plate he'd picked out for hisself; And I it full of grub and "hooch", and I slung it on the sleigh; Then I harnessed up my team of and was off at dawn of day.
You know it's like in the Yukon wild when it's sixty-nine below; When the wriggle their purple heads through the crust of the pale blue snow; the pine-trees crack like little guns in the silence of the wood, And the icicles hang down like tusks the parka hood; the stove-pipe smoke breaks sudden off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the careless feel of a bit of burns like a red-hot spit; When the is a frozen ball, and the frost-fiend stalks to kill Well, it was just like that day when I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the awful hush that seemed to me down on every hand, As I blundered blind with a to find through that blank and bitter land; Half dazed, half crazed in the wild, with its grim heart-breaking woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on life that only the knows! North by the compass, North I pressed; river and and plain Passed like a dream I slept to lose and I waked to again.
River and and mighty peak--and who could stand unawed? As their summits blazed, he could stand undazed at the foot of the of God. North, aye, North, through a land accurst, shunned by the brutes, And all I heard was my own harsh word and the of the malamutes, Till at I came to a cabin squat, built in the side of a hill, And I in the door, and there on the floor, frozen to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, a winding-sheet, sheathing each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice gleaming all; Sparkling ice on the dead man's chest, ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his stare; Hard as a log and trussed a frog, with his arms and legs outspread. I at the coffin I'd brought for him, and I gazed at the gruesome dead, And at last I spoke: "Bill liked his joke; but still, his eyes, A man had ought to his mates in the way he goes and dies."
Have you ever stood in an Arctic hut in the of the Pole, With a little six by three and a grief you can't control? you ever sat by a frozen corpse that looks at you with a grin, And that seems to say: "You may try all day, but you'll jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I felt so blue As I sat there gazing at that stiff and studying I'd do. Then I and I kicked off the husky dogs that were nosing round about, And I lit a roaring fire in the stove, and I started to thaw out.
Well, I thawed and thawed for thirteen days, but it didn't no good; His arms and legs out like pegs, as if they was made of wood. Till at last I said: "It no use--he's froze too hard to thaw; He's obstinate, and he won't lie straight, so I I got to saw." So I sawed off poor Bill's arms and legs, and I laid him and straight In the little he picked hisself, with the dinky silver plate; And I nigh near to shedding a tear as I nailed him safely down; Then I stowed him away in my sleigh, and I started back to town.
So I buried him as the was in a narrow grave and deep, And there he's the Great Clean-up, when the Judgment sluice-heads sweep; And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the of the Midnight Sun, And sometimes I wonder if they was, the things I done. And as I sit and the parson talks, of the Law, I often think of old Bill--and how hard he was to saw.