I took a to bury the body of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, wherever or the manner of death he die Whether he die in the o' day or under the peak-faced moon; In cabin or dance-hall, camp or dive, mucklucks or patent On velvet or virgin peak, by glacier, drift or draw; In muskeg hollow or canyon gloom, by avalanche, or claw; By battle, or sudden wealth, by pestilence, hooch or lead I on the Book I would follow and look till I found my tombless dead.
For Bill was a dainty kind of cuss, and his was mighty sot On a dinky patch with and grass in a civilized bone-yard lot. And he died or how he died, it didn't matter a damn So long as he had a grave with frills and a "epigram". So I promised him, and he paid the price in cheechako coin (Which the same I blowed in that very down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot of pine: "Here lies poor Bill MacKie", And I it up on my cabin wall and I waited for Bill to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day a squaw with a story strange, Of a long-deserted line of 'way back of the Bighorn range; Of a little hut by the great divide, and a white man and still, there by his lonesome self, and I figured it must be Bill. So I thought of the contract I'd made with him, and I took from the shelf The swell black box with the silver plate he'd out for hisself; And I packed it full of and "hooch", and I slung it on the sleigh; I harnessed up my team of dogs and was off at dawn of day.
You what it's like in the Yukon wild when it's sixty-nine below; the ice-worms wriggle their purple heads through the crust of the pale blue snow; When the pine-trees crack like guns in the silence of the wood, And the icicles hang down like tusks the parka hood; When the stove-pipe smoke breaks off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the feel of a bit of steel burns like a red-hot spit; the mercury is a frozen ball, and the frost-fiend stalks to kill Well, it was just like that day when I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the awful hush that to crush me down on every hand, As I blundered blind with a trail to find through that and bitter land; dazed, half crazed in the winter wild, with its grim heart-breaking woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on life only the sourdough knows! North by the compass, North I river and peak and plain Passed like a dream I slept to lose and I waked to again.
River and and mighty peak--and who could stand unawed? As summits blazed, he could stand undazed at the foot of the throne of God. North, aye, North, through a accurst, shunned by the scouring brutes, And all I heard was my own harsh word and the of the malamutes, Till at I came to a cabin squat, built in the side of a hill, And I burst in the door, and there on the floor, to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, a winding-sheet, sheathing each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice over all; Sparkling ice on the dead man's chest, ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his glassy Hard as a log and trussed like a frog, with his arms and outspread. I gazed at the coffin I'd brought for him, and I at the gruesome dead, And at last I spoke: "Bill liked his joke; but still, his eyes, A man had to consider his mates in the way he goes and dies."
Have you ever in an Arctic hut in the shadow of the Pole, With a little coffin six by three and a you can't control? Have you ever sat by a frozen corpse looks at you with a grin, And seems to say: "You may try all day, but you'll never jam me in"? I'm not a man of the kind, but I never felt so blue As I sat there gazing at that stiff and what I'd do. Then I rose and I kicked off the husky dogs that nosing round about, And I lit a fire in the stove, and I started to thaw Bill out.
Well, I thawed and thawed for thirteen days, but it didn't no good; His arms and legs stuck out pegs, as if they was made of wood. Till at last I said: "It no use--he's froze too hard to thaw; He's obstinate, and he won't lie straight, so I I got to saw." So I sawed off poor arms and legs, and I laid him snug and straight In the little he picked hisself, with the dinky silver plate; And I came near to shedding a tear as I nailed him safely down; Then I stowed him away in my Yukon sleigh, and I back to town.
So I buried him as the was in a narrow grave and deep, And there he's waiting the Great Clean-up, when the Judgment sweep; And I smoke my pipe and I in the light of the Midnight Sun, And sometimes I wonder if they was, the awful I done. And as I sit and the parson talks, of the Law, I think of poor old Bill--and how hard he was to saw.