I took a contract to bury the of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, or whatsoever the manner of death he die Whether he die in the light o' day or under the moon; In cabin or dance-hall, camp or dive, mucklucks or patent On tundra or virgin peak, by glacier, drift or draw; In hollow or canyon gloom, by avalanche, fang or claw; By battle, murder or wealth, by pestilence, hooch or lead I swore on the Book I follow and look till I found my tombless dead.
For Bill was a dainty kind of cuss, and his was mighty sot On a dinky patch flowers and grass in a civilized bone-yard lot. And where he died or how he died, it matter a damn So long as he had a grave frills and a tombstone "epigram". So I promised him, and he the price in good cheechako coin (Which the same I blowed in that very down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot slab of pine: "Here lies Bill MacKie", And I hung it up on my wall and I waited for Bill to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day a squaw with a story strange, Of a long-deserted of traps 'way back of the Bighorn range; Of a little hut by the great divide, and a man stiff and still, Lying there by his lonesome self, and I it must be Bill. So I of the contract I'd made with him, and I took down from the shelf The black box with the silver plate he'd picked out for hisself; And I it full of grub and "hooch", and I slung it on the sleigh; Then I harnessed up my team of and was off at dawn of day.
You know it's like in the Yukon wild when it's sixty-nine below; When the ice-worms wriggle purple heads through the crust of the pale blue snow; When the pine-trees crack like little guns in the of the wood, And the icicles hang like tusks under the parka hood; When the stove-pipe smoke breaks off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the careless feel of a bit of steel burns a red-hot spit; the mercury is a frozen ball, and the frost-fiend stalks to kill Well, it was like that that day when I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the hush that seemed to crush me down on every hand, As I blundered blind with a trail to find through blank and bitter land; Half dazed, half in the winter wild, with its grim heart-breaking woes, And the ruthless strife for a on life that only the sourdough knows! North by the compass, I pressed; river and peak and plain Passed like a dream I slept to lose and I waked to again.
River and plain and mighty peak--and who could stand As summits blazed, he could stand undazed at the foot of the throne of God. North, aye, North, a land accurst, shunned by the scouring brutes, And all I heard was my own word and the whine of the malamutes, Till at I came to a cabin squat, built in the side of a hill, And I burst in the door, and on the floor, frozen to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, like a winding-sheet, each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice gleaming over Sparkling ice on the man's chest, glittering ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his stare; Hard as a log and trussed a frog, with his arms and legs outspread. I gazed at the coffin I'd brought for him, and I at the gruesome dead, And at last I spoke: "Bill liked his joke; but still, his eyes, A man had ought to consider his mates in the way he and dies."
Have you stood in an Arctic hut in the shadow of the Pole, With a little coffin six by three and a you can't control? Have you ever sat by a frozen that looks at you with a grin, And seems to say: "You may try all day, but you'll never jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I never so blue As I sat there at that stiff and studying what I'd do. Then I rose and I kicked off the husky dogs that nosing round about, And I lit a fire in the stove, and I started to thaw Bill out.
Well, I thawed and thawed for thirteen days, but it didn't no good; His arms and legs stuck out like pegs, as if they was of wood. Till at last I said: "It ain't no use--he's froze too to thaw; obstinate, and he won't lie straight, so I guess I got to saw." So I sawed off Bill's arms and legs, and I laid him snug and straight In the little he picked hisself, with the dinky silver plate; And I came nigh near to shedding a tear as I him safely down; Then I stowed him away in my Yukon sleigh, and I back to town.
So I buried him as the was in a narrow grave and deep, And there he's waiting the Great Clean-up, when the Judgment sweep; And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the of the Midnight Sun, And sometimes I wonder if they was, the things I done. And as I sit and the talks, expounding of the Law, I often think of poor old Bill--and how he was to saw.