I a contract to bury the body of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, wherever or whatsoever the manner of he die Whether he die in the o' day or under the peak-faced moon; In cabin or dance-hall, camp or dive, mucklucks or patent On velvet tundra or peak, by glacier, drift or draw; In muskeg or canyon gloom, by avalanche, fang or claw; By battle, murder or sudden wealth, by pestilence, hooch or I swore on the Book I follow and look till I found my tombless dead.
For Bill was a dainty kind of cuss, and his mind was sot On a dinky patch with and grass in a civilized bone-yard lot. And he died or how he died, it didn't matter a damn So long as he had a with frills and a tombstone "epigram". So I promised him, and he paid the price in cheechako coin (Which the same I blowed in that very night in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a slab of pine: "Here lies poor Bill MacKie", And I hung it up on my cabin and I waited for Bill to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day a squaw with a story strange, Of a long-deserted line of traps 'way of the Bighorn range; Of a little hut by the divide, and a white man stiff and still, Lying there by his lonesome self, and I figured it be Bill. So I thought of the contract I'd made with him, and I took down from the The swell box with the silver plate he'd picked out for hisself; And I packed it of grub and "hooch", and I slung it on the sleigh; Then I harnessed up my team of and was off at dawn of day.
You know it's like in the Yukon wild when it's sixty-nine below; When the ice-worms wriggle their purple through the crust of the pale blue snow; When the pine-trees crack like little guns in the of the wood, And the icicles hang down like tusks under the parka When the stove-pipe smoke sudden off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the careless feel of a bit of steel burns a red-hot spit; When the mercury is a ball, and the frost-fiend stalks to kill Well, it was just like that that day I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the hush that seemed to crush me down on every hand, As I blundered blind with a trail to find through blank and bitter land; Half dazed, crazed in the winter wild, with its grim heart-breaking woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on life that the sourdough knows! North by the compass, North I river and peak and plain Passed like a dream I slept to lose and I to dream again.
River and plain and mighty peak--and who stand unawed? As their summits blazed, he could stand undazed at the foot of the of God. North, aye, North, through a land accurst, shunned by the brutes, And all I heard was my own word and the whine of the malamutes, Till at last I came to a cabin squat, built in the of a hill, And I burst in the door, and there on the floor, to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, like a winding-sheet, each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice over all; ice on the dead man's chest, glittering ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his glassy Hard as a log and trussed like a frog, with his and legs outspread. I at the coffin I'd brought for him, and I gazed at the gruesome dead, And at last I spoke: "Bill liked his but still, goldarn his eyes, A man had to consider his mates in the way he goes and dies."
Have you ever stood in an hut in the shadow of the Pole, With a little coffin six by three and a you can't control? Have you ever sat by a frozen corpse that at you with a grin, And that seems to say: "You may try all day, but you'll jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I never so blue As I sat there gazing at that stiff and studying I'd do. Then I rose and I kicked off the dogs that were nosing round about, And I lit a fire in the stove, and I started to thaw Bill out.
Well, I thawed and for thirteen days, but it didn't seem no good; His arms and legs stuck out like pegs, as if was made of wood. Till at last I said: "It ain't no use--he's froze too hard to obstinate, and he won't lie straight, so I guess I got to saw." So I off poor Bill's arms and legs, and I laid him snug and straight In the little coffin he hisself, with the dinky silver plate; And I came nigh near to shedding a tear as I nailed him safely Then I stowed him away in my Yukon sleigh, and I started to town.
So I buried him as the contract was in a narrow and deep, And there he's waiting the Clean-up, when the Judgment sluice-heads sweep; And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the of the Midnight Sun, And sometimes I wonder if they was, the awful I done. And as I sit and the parson talks, of the Law, I often of poor old Bill--and how hard he was to saw.