I a contract to bury the body of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, or whatsoever the manner of death he die Whether he die in the light o' day or under the moon; In cabin or dance-hall, or dive, mucklucks or patent shoon; On velvet tundra or virgin peak, by glacier, drift or In muskeg hollow or canyon gloom, by avalanche, or claw; By battle, or sudden wealth, by pestilence, hooch or lead I swore on the Book I would follow and look till I my tombless dead.
For Bill was a dainty kind of cuss, and his mind was sot On a dinky patch with and grass in a civilized bone-yard lot. And where he or how he died, it didn't matter a damn So long as he had a with frills and a tombstone "epigram". So I promised him, and he the price in good cheechako coin (Which the same I in that very night down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot slab of pine: "Here lies Bill MacKie", And I it up on my cabin wall and I waited for Bill to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day came a squaw a story strange, Of a long-deserted line of traps 'way back of the Bighorn Of a hut by the great divide, and a white man stiff and still, Lying there by his self, and I figured it must be Bill. So I thought of the contract I'd made with him, and I took down the shelf The swell black box with the silver he'd picked out for hisself; And I packed it full of and "hooch", and I slung it on the sleigh; Then I up my team of dogs and was off at dawn of day.
You know what it's in the Yukon wild when it's sixty-nine below; When the ice-worms wriggle their purple through the crust of the pale blue snow; When the crack like little guns in the silence of the wood, And the icicles hang down like tusks the parka hood; When the stove-pipe smoke breaks sudden off, and the sky is lit, And the careless feel of a bit of steel burns a red-hot spit; the mercury is a frozen ball, and the frost-fiend stalks to kill Well, it was just like that day when I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the awful hush that seemed to me down on every hand, As I blundered blind with a trail to through that blank and bitter land; dazed, half crazed in the winter wild, with its grim heart-breaking woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on that only the sourdough knows! North by the compass, North I river and peak and plain like a dream I slept to lose and I waked to dream again.
River and plain and mighty peak--and who stand unawed? As their blazed, he could stand undazed at the foot of the throne of God. North, aye, North, a land accurst, shunned by the scouring brutes, And all I heard was my own word and the whine of the malamutes, at last I came to a cabin squat, built in the side of a hill, And I burst in the door, and there on the floor, to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, like a winding-sheet, sheathing smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice gleaming over ice on the dead man's chest, glittering ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his stare; Hard as a log and like a frog, with his arms and legs outspread. I gazed at the I'd brought for him, and I gazed at the gruesome dead, And at I spoke: "Bill liked his joke; but still, goldarn his eyes, A man had to consider his mates in the way he goes and dies."
you ever stood in an Arctic hut in the shadow of the Pole, With a little coffin six by three and a you can't control? Have you ever sat by a frozen corpse looks at you with a grin, And that seems to "You may try all day, but you'll never jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I felt so blue As I sat gazing at that stiff and studying what I'd do. Then I rose and I kicked off the husky dogs that were round about, And I lit a roaring fire in the stove, and I to thaw Bill out.
Well, I thawed and thawed for thirteen days, but it didn't no good; His arms and legs stuck out like pegs, as if they was of wood. Till at last I said: "It ain't no use--he's froze too hard to obstinate, and he won't lie straight, so I guess I got to saw." So I off poor Bill's arms and legs, and I laid him snug and straight In the little coffin he hisself, with the dinky silver plate; And I came near to shedding a tear as I nailed him safely down; Then I stowed him away in my sleigh, and I started back to town.
So I buried him as the contract was in a grave and deep, And there he's waiting the Great Clean-up, when the sluice-heads sweep; And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the light of the Sun, And sometimes I wonder if they was, the awful I done. And as I sit and the talks, expounding of the Law, I often think of old Bill--and how hard he was to saw.