I a contract to bury the body of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, wherever or whatsoever the of death he die Whether he die in the light o' day or under the peak-faced In or dance-hall, camp or dive, mucklucks or patent shoon; On velvet or virgin peak, by glacier, drift or draw; In muskeg hollow or gloom, by avalanche, fang or claw; By battle, or sudden wealth, by pestilence, hooch or lead I swore on the I would follow and look till I found my tombless dead.
For Bill was a dainty of cuss, and his mind was mighty sot On a dinky patch with flowers and in a civilized bone-yard lot. And where he died or how he died, it matter a damn So long as he had a grave with and a tombstone "epigram". So I him, and he paid the price in good cheechako coin (Which the same I blowed in that very down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot slab of pine: "Here poor Bill MacKie", And I hung it up on my cabin wall and I waited for to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day came a squaw a story strange, Of a long-deserted line of traps 'way back of the range; Of a little hut by the great divide, and a white man and still, Lying by his lonesome self, and I figured it must be Bill. So I thought of the contract I'd with him, and I took down from the shelf The swell black box the silver plate he'd picked out for hisself; And I packed it full of grub and "hooch", and I slung it on the Then I harnessed up my team of and was off at dawn of day.
You what it's like in the Yukon wild when it's sixty-nine below; When the ice-worms wriggle their purple heads through the crust of the pale blue When the pine-trees crack like little guns in the of the wood, And the icicles down like tusks under the parka hood; When the stove-pipe smoke sudden off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the careless of a bit of steel burns like a red-hot spit; When the mercury is a frozen ball, and the frost-fiend stalks to Well, it was just like that that day I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the hush that seemed to crush me down on every hand, As I blind with a trail to find through that blank and bitter land; Half dazed, half crazed in the winter wild, with its heart-breaking woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on life that the sourdough knows! North by the compass, North I pressed; and peak and plain Passed like a dream I slept to lose and I to dream again.
River and plain and mighty who could stand unawed? As their summits blazed, he could undazed at the foot of the throne of God. North, aye, North, a land accurst, shunned by the scouring brutes, And all I heard was my own word and the whine of the malamutes, Till at last I to a cabin squat, built in the side of a hill, And I in the door, and there on the floor, frozen to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, like a winding-sheet, sheathing smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice over all; Sparkling ice on the dead chest, glittering ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his glassy Hard as a log and trussed like a frog, with his and legs outspread. I gazed at the I'd brought for him, and I gazed at the gruesome dead, And at last I "Bill liked his joke; but still, goldarn his eyes, A man had ought to his mates in the way he goes and dies."
Have you ever in an Arctic hut in the shadow of the Pole, With a little coffin six by three and a grief you control? Have you ever sat by a frozen that looks at you with a grin, And that seems to "You may try all day, but you'll never jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I never felt so As I sat there gazing at stiff and studying what I'd do. Then I rose and I off the husky dogs that were nosing round about, And I lit a roaring fire in the stove, and I to thaw Bill out.
Well, I and thawed for thirteen days, but it didn't seem no good; His arms and stuck out like pegs, as if they was made of wood. Till at last I "It ain't no use--he's froze too hard to thaw; He's obstinate, and he won't lie straight, so I I got to saw." So I sawed off poor Bill's arms and legs, and I laid him and straight In the little coffin he picked hisself, with the silver plate; And I came nigh near to shedding a tear as I nailed him down; Then I stowed him away in my sleigh, and I started back to town.
So I buried him as the contract was in a narrow and deep, And there he's waiting the Clean-up, when the Judgment sluice-heads sweep; And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the of the Midnight Sun, And sometimes I wonder if they was, the things I done. And as I sit and the parson talks, of the Law, I think of poor old Bill--and how hard he was to saw.