I took a contract to bury the of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, wherever or whatsoever the manner of he die he die in the light o' day or under the peak-faced moon; In cabin or dance-hall, camp or dive, mucklucks or shoon; On velvet tundra or virgin peak, by glacier, drift or In muskeg hollow or gloom, by avalanche, fang or claw; By battle, murder or sudden wealth, by pestilence, hooch or I on the Book I would follow and look till I found my tombless dead.
For was a dainty kind of cuss, and his mind was mighty sot On a dinky with flowers and grass in a civilized bone-yard lot. And where he died or how he died, it didn't matter a So long as he had a grave with and a tombstone "epigram". So I promised him, and he paid the in good cheechako coin (Which the same I blowed in that very night in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot slab of pine: "Here lies Bill MacKie", And I hung it up on my cabin wall and I waited for to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day came a squaw with a strange, Of a line of traps 'way back of the Bighorn range; Of a hut by the great divide, and a white man stiff and still, Lying there by his lonesome self, and I figured it be Bill. So I of the contract I'd made with him, and I took down from the shelf The swell black box with the plate he'd picked out for hisself; And I packed it full of and "hooch", and I slung it on the sleigh; I harnessed up my team of dogs and was off at dawn of day.
You know what it's like in the Yukon wild when sixty-nine below; When the ice-worms wriggle their purple heads through the crust of the pale blue When the pine-trees crack like little guns in the of the wood, And the icicles hang down like tusks under the hood; the stove-pipe smoke breaks sudden off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the careless feel of a bit of steel burns like a spit; When the mercury is a frozen ball, and the frost-fiend to kill Well, it was like that that day when I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the awful hush that seemed to crush me on every hand, As I blundered blind with a trail to find through blank and bitter land; Half dazed, half crazed in the winter wild, with its grim woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on life only the sourdough knows! North by the compass, North I pressed; river and peak and Passed like a I slept to lose and I waked to dream again.
River and plain and mighty peak--and who stand unawed? As their summits blazed, he could stand undazed at the of the throne of God. North, aye, North, a land accurst, shunned by the scouring brutes, And all I heard was my own word and the whine of the malamutes, Till at last I came to a squat, built in the side of a hill, And I burst in the door, and there on the floor, to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, like a winding-sheet, each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice over all; ice on the dead man's chest, glittering ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his glassy as a log and trussed like a frog, with his arms and legs outspread. I gazed at the coffin I'd for him, and I gazed at the gruesome dead, And at last I "Bill liked his joke; but still, goldarn his eyes, A man had ought to consider his mates in the way he and dies."
Have you stood in an Arctic hut in the shadow of the Pole, With a little coffin six by and a grief you can't control? Have you ever sat by a frozen corpse that at you with a grin, And that seems to "You may try all day, but you'll never jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I felt so blue As I sat there at that stiff and studying what I'd do. Then I and I kicked off the husky dogs that were nosing round about, And I lit a roaring fire in the stove, and I started to Bill out.
Well, I thawed and thawed for thirteen days, but it didn't no good; His arms and legs stuck out like pegs, as if was made of wood. Till at last I said: "It ain't no use--he's froze too hard to He's obstinate, and he lie straight, so I guess I got to saw." So I sawed off poor arms and legs, and I laid him snug and straight In the little coffin he hisself, with the dinky silver plate; And I came nigh near to shedding a tear as I nailed him safely Then I stowed him away in my Yukon sleigh, and I back to town.
So I buried him as the contract was in a grave and deep, And there he's waiting the Great Clean-up, when the Judgment sluice-heads And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the of the Midnight Sun, And sometimes I wonder if was, the awful things I done. And as I sit and the talks, expounding of the Law, I often of poor old Bill--and how hard he was to saw.