I took a contract to bury the body of blasphemous MacKie, Whenever, or whatsoever the manner of death he die Whether he die in the light o' day or the peak-faced moon; In cabin or dance-hall, camp or dive, mucklucks or patent On velvet or virgin peak, by glacier, drift or draw; In muskeg or canyon gloom, by avalanche, fang or claw; By battle, or sudden wealth, by pestilence, hooch or lead I swore on the Book I would and look till I found my tombless dead.
For Bill was a dainty of cuss, and his mind was mighty sot On a dinky patch flowers and grass in a civilized bone-yard lot. And where he or how he died, it didn't matter a damn So long as he had a with frills and a tombstone "epigram". So I promised him, and he paid the price in good coin (Which the same I blowed in that night down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot slab of "Here lies poor Bill MacKie", And I hung it up on my wall and I waited for Bill to die.
Years passed away, and at last one day came a squaw with a strange, Of a line of traps 'way back of the Bighorn range; Of a hut by the great divide, and a white man stiff and still, there by his lonesome self, and I figured it must be Bill. So I thought of the contract I'd made with him, and I down from the shelf The swell black box with the silver plate he'd out for hisself; And I packed it full of grub and "hooch", and I slung it on the Then I harnessed up my team of dogs and was off at of day.
You know it's like in the Yukon wild when it's sixty-nine below; When the ice-worms wriggle their purple heads through the crust of the blue snow; When the crack like little guns in the silence of the wood, And the icicles hang down tusks under the parka hood; When the stove-pipe smoke sudden off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the feel of a bit of steel burns like a red-hot spit; the mercury is a frozen ball, and the frost-fiend stalks to kill Well, it was just like that day when I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the awful hush that to crush me down on every hand, As I blundered blind with a to find through that blank and bitter land; Half dazed, half in the winter wild, with its grim heart-breaking woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on life that only the knows! North by the compass, North I river and peak and plain Passed a dream I slept to lose and I waked to dream again.
River and plain and mighty peak--and who could unawed? As their summits blazed, he could stand undazed at the of the throne of God. North, aye, North, a land accurst, shunned by the scouring brutes, And all I heard was my own harsh word and the of the malamutes, Till at last I came to a cabin squat, in the side of a hill, And I in the door, and there on the floor, frozen to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, a winding-sheet, sheathing each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice over all; Sparkling ice on the dead man's chest, ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his glassy Hard as a log and trussed like a frog, with his and legs outspread. I at the coffin I'd brought for him, and I gazed at the gruesome dead, And at I spoke: "Bill liked his joke; but still, goldarn his eyes, A man had to consider his mates in the way he goes and dies."
you ever stood in an Arctic hut in the shadow of the Pole, With a little coffin six by three and a you can't control? Have you ever sat by a frozen corpse that at you with a grin, And seems to say: "You may try all day, but you'll never jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I never felt so As I sat there gazing at that stiff and what I'd do. Then I rose and I off the husky dogs that were nosing round about, And I lit a fire in the stove, and I started to thaw Bill out.
Well, I thawed and thawed for thirteen days, but it seem no good; His arms and legs stuck out like pegs, as if they was of wood. Till at last I said: "It ain't no use--he's froze too hard to He's obstinate, and he lie straight, so I guess I got to saw." So I sawed off poor Bill's and legs, and I laid him snug and straight In the little he picked hisself, with the dinky silver plate; And I came near to shedding a tear as I nailed him safely down; Then I stowed him away in my Yukon sleigh, and I started to town.
So I buried him as the was in a narrow grave and deep, And there he's waiting the Great Clean-up, when the sluice-heads sweep; And I smoke my pipe and I in the light of the Midnight Sun, And sometimes I wonder if was, the awful things I done. And as I sit and the parson talks, of the Law, I often think of old Bill--and how hard he was to saw.