I took a contract to the body of blasphemous Bill MacKie, Whenever, wherever or the manner of death he die Whether he die in the light o' day or under the moon; In cabin or dance-hall, or dive, mucklucks or patent shoon; On velvet tundra or peak, by glacier, drift or draw; In muskeg hollow or canyon gloom, by avalanche, fang or By battle, murder or wealth, by pestilence, hooch or lead I swore on the Book I would follow and till I found my tombless dead.
For Bill was a kind of cuss, and his mind was mighty sot On a dinky patch with flowers and grass in a civilized lot. And where he died or how he died, it matter a damn So as he had a grave with frills and a tombstone "epigram". So I promised him, and he paid the price in cheechako coin (Which the same I blowed in that night down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot slab of pine: "Here lies Bill MacKie", And I it up on my cabin wall and I waited for Bill to die.
passed away, and at last one day came a squaw with a story strange, Of a line of traps 'way back of the Bighorn range; Of a little hut by the great divide, and a white man and still, Lying there by his self, and I figured it must be Bill. So I thought of the contract I'd with him, and I took down from the shelf The black box with the silver plate he'd picked out for hisself; And I packed it full of grub and "hooch", and I slung it on the Then I harnessed up my of dogs and was off at dawn of day.
You know what like in the Yukon wild when it's sixty-nine below; When the wriggle their purple heads through the crust of the pale blue snow; When the pine-trees crack little guns in the silence of the wood, And the icicles hang down like under the parka hood; When the stove-pipe smoke breaks sudden off, and the sky is lit, And the careless feel of a bit of burns like a red-hot spit; When the mercury is a frozen ball, and the stalks to kill Well, it was just that that day when I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the awful hush that seemed to crush me on every hand, As I blundered blind a trail to find through that blank and bitter land; Half dazed, half crazed in the winter wild, its grim heart-breaking woes, And the ruthless for a grip on life that only the sourdough knows! by the compass, North I pressed; river and peak and plain Passed like a dream I slept to lose and I waked to again.
River and plain and mighty who could stand unawed? As their summits blazed, he could stand undazed at the of the throne of God. North, aye, North, a land accurst, shunned by the scouring brutes, And all I heard was my own harsh word and the of the malamutes, Till at I came to a cabin squat, built in the side of a hill, And I in the door, and there on the floor, frozen to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, a winding-sheet, sheathing each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice gleaming over Sparkling ice on the dead man's chest, ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his stare; Hard as a log and trussed like a frog, with his arms and outspread. I gazed at the I'd brought for him, and I gazed at the gruesome dead, And at last I spoke: "Bill his joke; but still, goldarn his eyes, A man had to consider his mates in the way he goes and dies."
Have you ever stood in an Arctic hut in the of the Pole, With a coffin six by three and a grief you can't control? Have you sat by a frozen corpse that looks at you with a grin, And that seems to say: "You may try all day, but never jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I never felt so As I sat there at that stiff and studying what I'd do. Then I rose and I kicked off the husky that were nosing round about, And I lit a fire in the stove, and I started to thaw Bill out.
Well, I thawed and thawed for days, but it didn't seem no good; His arms and legs stuck out pegs, as if they was made of wood. at last I said: "It ain't no use--he's froze too hard to thaw; He's obstinate, and he lie straight, so I guess I got to saw." So I sawed off Bill's arms and legs, and I laid him snug and straight In the coffin he picked hisself, with the dinky silver plate; And I came nigh near to shedding a tear as I nailed him safely Then I stowed him away in my sleigh, and I started back to town.
So I buried him as the contract was in a narrow and deep, And there he's waiting the Great Clean-up, the Judgment sluice-heads sweep; And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the light of the Sun, And sometimes I if they was, the awful things I done. And as I sit and the parson talks, of the Law, I often think of poor old Bill--and how he was to saw.