I took a contract to bury the body of blasphemous MacKie, Whenever, or whatsoever the manner of death he die Whether he die in the light o' day or the peak-faced moon; In cabin or dance-hall, camp or dive, mucklucks or shoon; On velvet tundra or peak, by glacier, drift or draw; In hollow or canyon gloom, by avalanche, fang or claw; By battle, or sudden wealth, by pestilence, hooch or lead I swore on the Book I would follow and till I found my tombless dead.
For Bill was a dainty kind of cuss, and his mind was sot On a dinky with flowers and grass in a civilized bone-yard lot. And where he died or how he died, it matter a damn So long as he had a grave with frills and a "epigram". So I promised him, and he paid the price in cheechako coin (Which the same I in that very night down in the Tenderloin). Then I painted a three-foot of pine: "Here lies poor Bill MacKie", And I hung it up on my cabin and I waited for Bill to die.
passed away, and at last one day came a squaw with a story strange, Of a line of traps 'way back of the Bighorn range; Of a little hut by the great divide, and a white man and still, Lying there by his self, and I figured it must be Bill. So I thought of the contract I'd made with him, and I took down the shelf The swell black box the silver plate he'd picked out for hisself; And I packed it full of and "hooch", and I slung it on the sleigh; Then I harnessed up my team of dogs and was off at of day.
You know what it's like in the Yukon when it's sixty-nine below; When the ice-worms wriggle their purple through the crust of the pale blue snow; When the pine-trees crack like guns in the silence of the wood, And the icicles down like tusks under the parka hood; When the smoke breaks sudden off, and the sky is weirdly lit, And the careless of a bit of steel burns like a red-hot spit; When the is a frozen ball, and the frost-fiend stalks to kill Well, it was just like that that day I set out to look for Bill.
Oh, the awful that seemed to crush me down on every hand, As I blundered blind with a trail to find through that blank and land; Half dazed, half crazed in the winter wild, with its heart-breaking woes, And the ruthless strife for a grip on that only the sourdough knows! North by the compass, North I river and peak and plain Passed like a dream I slept to lose and I waked to again.
River and plain and peak--and who could stand unawed? As their summits blazed, he stand undazed at the foot of the throne of God. North, aye, North, through a land accurst, shunned by the brutes, And all I heard was my own harsh and the whine of the malamutes, Till at I came to a cabin squat, built in the side of a hill, And I in the door, and there on the floor, frozen to death, lay Bill.
Ice, white ice, like a winding-sheet, each smoke-grimed wall; Ice on the stove-pipe, ice on the bed, ice gleaming over Sparkling ice on the man's chest, glittering ice in his hair, Ice on his fingers, ice in his heart, ice in his stare; Hard as a log and trussed a frog, with his arms and legs outspread. I gazed at the coffin I'd brought for him, and I gazed at the dead, And at last I spoke: "Bill liked his joke; but still, his eyes, A man had to consider his mates in the way he goes and dies."
Have you stood in an Arctic hut in the shadow of the Pole, With a little six by three and a grief you can't control? Have you ever sat by a frozen that looks at you with a grin, And that to say: "You may try all day, but you'll never jam me in"? I'm not a man of the quitting kind, but I felt so blue As I sat there gazing at that stiff and studying I'd do. Then I rose and I kicked off the husky dogs that were round about, And I lit a roaring fire in the stove, and I started to Bill out.
Well, I thawed and thawed for thirteen days, but it didn't no good; His arms and legs stuck out pegs, as if they was made of wood. at last I said: "It ain't no use--he's froze too hard to thaw; He's obstinate, and he lie straight, so I guess I got to saw." So I sawed off poor Bill's arms and legs, and I laid him snug and In the little coffin he picked hisself, with the silver plate; And I came near to shedding a tear as I nailed him safely down; Then I stowed him in my Yukon sleigh, and I started back to town.
So I buried him as the contract was in a narrow and deep, And there waiting the Great Clean-up, when the Judgment sluice-heads sweep; And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the light of the Sun, And sometimes I wonder if they was, the things I done. And as I sit and the parson talks, of the Law, I think of poor old Bill--and how hard he was to saw.