Performed by sandler, frank, and randi
by a fan
"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little game getting hit by a pitch"
[baseball and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] moo
"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
[plane M1: cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it moo [ripcord moo,mrr [parachute Cow:
"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising forgot his french fries"
[cow opening paper moo,moo [car screeches, and back around] mrr
"and now a cow winning first in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim"
[cow walking towards pool, big moo [crowd mrr,mrr [underwater
"and now a gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"
F1: ohh baby you it when I dance with you moo F1: uh uh uh, you can't that moo Bouncer: your hands off the girl moo Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta moo M2: hey it cow
"and now a cow playing tennis farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
ball being hit] Farmer: was out moo Farmer: don't me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out moo Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where out moo Farmer: tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out mrr Farmer: you cannot see that angle moo
"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"
rings, cow picks it up] Farmer: hello may I to the cow moo Farmer: hi, I'm a famous moo Farmer: oh, you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me moo Farmer: why don't I reservations? moo Farmer: and why don't I tell you my name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle mrr Farmer: take fatty mrr [slams phone]
"and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer thumbs arbuckle"
[car Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [car hits Farmer: Cow: