Performed by sandler, frank, and randi
by a fan
"and now a cow at bat in the of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
[baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and cow] moo
"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 from the ground"
sounds] M1: alright cow, don't even think about just and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it moo [ripcord moo,mrr [parachute Cow:
"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before they forgot his french fries"
[cow opening paper moo,moo [car screeches, and back around] mrr
"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he swim"
[cow walking towards pool, big moo [crowd mrr,mrr [underwater
"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't any shoes on"
F1: ohh baby you like it I dance with you moo F1: uh uh uh, you touch that moo Bouncer: keep hands off the girl moo Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta moo M2: hey it cow
"and now a cow playing against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
[tennis ball being Farmer: was out moo Farmer: don't tell me it wasn't I saw it and that was out moo Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look is still a mark where it's out moo Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this and this ball was out mrr Farmer: you cannot see that angle moo
"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"
[phone rings, cow it up] Farmer: hello may I to the cow moo Farmer: hi, I'm a actor moo Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would to go to dinner with me moo Farmer: why don't I reservations? moo Farmer: and why don't I tell you my name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle mrr Farmer: take that mrr [slams down
"and now a cow his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"
[car Farmer: pull over, pull the to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. hits farmer] Farmer: mooooooooooooo