Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of The Cow

Performed by sandler, frank, and randi

by a fan

"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

[baseball sounds and cow ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
moo

"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 from the ground"

sounds]
M1: alright cow, don't even think about jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it
moo
[ripcord
moo,mrr
[parachute
moow

"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets home before realising they forgot his french fries"

[cow opening paper
moo,moo
[car screeches, and turns back
mrr

"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and realises he can't swim"

[cow walking pool, big splash]
moo
[crowd
mrr,mrr
[underwater

"and now a club gets a dance at a strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

F1: ohh baby you it when I dance with you
moo
F1: uh uh uh, you can't touch
moo
Bouncer: your hands off the girl
moo
Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you leave
moo
M2: hey it cow

"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

[tennis ball hit]
that was out
moo
Farmer: don't me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
moo
Farmer: by at least 3 feet how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
moo
Farmer: don't tell was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
mrr
Farmer: you cannot see from that
moo

"and now a cow recieves a call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"

rings, cow picks it up]
Farmer: hello may I to the cow
moo
Farmer: hi, I'm a famous
moo
Farmer: oh, you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
moo
Farmer: why don't I make
moo
Farmer: and why I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle
mrr
Farmer: take that
mrr
[slams down

"and now a cow gets his on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"

[car
Farmer: pull over, pull the to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
[car farmer]
Farmer:
Cow: