Performed by sandler, frank, and randi
by a fan
"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] moo
"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
sounds] M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it moo [ripcord moo,mrr [parachute moow
"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets home before realising they forgot his french fries"
[cow paper bag] moo,moo [car screeches, and turns around] mrr
"and now a cow winning first prise in the contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim"
[cow walking towards pool, big moo [crowd mrr,mrr [underwater
"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't any shoes on"
F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance you moo F1: uh uh uh, you can't that moo Bouncer: your hands off the girl moo Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta moo M2: hey it cow
"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
[tennis being hit] Farmer: was out moo Farmer: don't tell me it wasn't I saw it and that was out moo Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look is still a mark where it's out moo Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this and this ball was out mrr Farmer: you cannot see from angle moo
"and now a cow recieves a call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"
rings, cow picks it up] Farmer: may I speak to the cow moo Farmer: hi, I'm a famous moo Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to with me moo Farmer: why don't I reservations? moo Farmer: and why don't I tell you my name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle mrr Farmer: take fatty mrr [slams phone]
"and now a cow gets his on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"
[car Farmer: pull over, pull the to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [car farmer] oooh Cow: