Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of The Cow

Performed by sandler, frank, and randi

by a fan

"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little game getting hit by a pitch"

[baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits
moo

"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it does 40 feet from the ground"

[plane
M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit a pansy and do it
moo
[ripcord
moo,mrr
[parachute
moow

"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home realising they forgot his french fries"

[cow opening bag]
moo,moo
[car screeches, and back around]
mrr

"and now a cow winning prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim"

walking towards pool, big splash]
moo
[crowd
mrr,mrr
[underwater

"and now a gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

F1: ohh baby you like it I dance with you
moo
F1: uh uh uh, you can't that
moo
Bouncer: keep hands off the girl
moo
Bouncer: hey cow, you got no on you gotta leave
moo
M2: hey it cow

"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer an obvious bad call"

[tennis ball being
Farmer: was out
moo
Farmer: don't me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
moo
Farmer: by at least 3 feet how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
moo
Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this and this ball was out
mrr
Farmer: you cannot see from angle
moo

"and now a cow recieves a call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"

rings, cow picks it up]
Farmer: hello may I to the cow
moo
Farmer: hi, I'm a famous
moo
Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would to go to dinner with me
moo
Farmer: why don't I make
moo
Farmer: and why don't I tell you my real name? farmer thumbs arbuckle
mrr
Farmer: that fatty
mrr
[slams phone]

"and now a cow his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"

[car
Farmer: pull over, pull the to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
[car hits
oooh
Cow: