Performed by sandler, frank, and randi
by a fan
"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a league game getting hit by a pitch"
[baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and cow] moo
"and now a cow who goes for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
[plane M1: alright cow, even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it moo [ripcord moo,mrr [parachute moow
"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home realising they forgot his french fries"
[cow opening paper moo,moo [car screeches, and turns around] mrr
"and now a cow winning first in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim"
[cow towards pool, big splash] moo [crowd mrr,mrr [underwater
"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer he doesn't have any shoes on"
F1: ohh baby you like it I dance with you moo F1: uh uh uh, you can't touch moo Bouncer: keep hands off the girl moo Bouncer: hey cow, you got no on you gotta leave moo M2: hey it cow
"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the makes an obvious bad call"
[tennis being hit] that was out moo Farmer: don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and was out moo Farmer: by at least 3 that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out moo Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was ball and this ball was out mrr Farmer: you cannot see from that moo
"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"
[phone rings, cow it up] hello may I speak to the cow moo Farmer: hi, I'm a actor moo Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was if you would like to go to dinner with me moo Farmer: why don't I make moo Farmer: and why don't I tell you my name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle mrr Farmer: that fatty mrr [slams phone]
"and now a cow gets his revenge on stinky thumbs arbuckle"
[car Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the time. [car hits Farmer: mooooooooooooo