Performed by adam sandler, frank, and
by a fan
"and now a cow at bat in the of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
[baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits moo
"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
sounds] M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a and do it moo [ripcord moo,mrr [parachute moow
"and now a cow who to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"
[cow opening paper moo,moo [car screeches, and turns around] mrr
"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he swim"
[cow towards pool, big splash] moo [crowd mrr,mrr [underwater
"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't any shoes on"
F1: ohh baby you it when I dance with you moo F1: uh uh uh, you touch that moo Bouncer: your hands off the girl moo Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta moo M2: hey it cow
"and now a cow playing against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
[tennis ball being Farmer: was out moo Farmer: don't tell me it wasn't I saw it and that was out moo Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark it's out moo Farmer: don't tell was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out mrr Farmer: you cannot see from that moo
"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he finds out it's just a practical joke"
[phone rings, cow it up] Farmer: may I speak to the cow moo Farmer: hi, I'm a famous moo Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you like to go to dinner with me moo Farmer: why I make reservations? moo Farmer: and why don't I you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle mrr Farmer: take fatty mrr [slams down
"and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky arbuckle"
[car Farmer: over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [car hits Farmer: mooooooooooooo