Performed by sandler, frank, and randi
by a fan
"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
[baseball sounds and cow ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] moo
"and now a cow who skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
[plane M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the down, quit being a pansy and do it moo [ripcord moo,mrr [parachute moow
"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising forgot his french fries"
[cow paper bag] moo,moo [car screeches, and turns around] mrr
"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and realises he can't swim"
walking towards pool, big splash] moo [crowd mrr,mrr [underwater
"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"
F1: ohh baby you it when I dance with you moo F1: uh uh uh, you can't touch moo Bouncer: keep your off the girl moo Bouncer: hey cow, you got no on you gotta leave moo M2: hey it cow
"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
[tennis ball hit] that was out moo Farmer: don't tell me it cause I saw it and that was out moo Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a where it's out moo Farmer: tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out mrr Farmer: you see from that angle moo
"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out just a practical joke"
[phone rings, cow it up] Farmer: may I speak to the cow moo Farmer: hi, I'm a actor moo Farmer: oh, you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me moo Farmer: why don't I reservations? moo Farmer: and why don't I tell you my name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle mrr Farmer: take fatty mrr [slams phone]
"and now a cow his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"
sounds] Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the of the road, I am warning you for the last time. hits farmer] Farmer: mooooooooooooo