Performed by sandler, frank, and randi
by a fan
"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a league game getting hit by a pitch"
[baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and cow] moo
"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it does 40 feet from the ground"
[plane M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the down, quit being a pansy and do it moo [ripcord moo,mrr [parachute moow
"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his fries"
opening paper bag] moo,moo [car screeches, and turns around] mrr
"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop at spring break and then realises he can't swim"
[cow towards pool, big splash] moo [crowd mrr,mrr [underwater
"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any on"
F1: ohh baby you like it when I with you moo F1: uh uh uh, you can't that moo Bouncer: keep your off the girl moo Bouncer: hey cow, you got no on you gotta leave moo M2: hey it cow
"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
[tennis ball hit] Farmer: was out moo Farmer: tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out moo Farmer: by at 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out moo Farmer: don't tell was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out mrr Farmer: you cannot see from angle moo
"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out just a practical joke"
rings, cow picks it up] Farmer: hello may I to the cow moo Farmer: hi, I'm a actor moo Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would to go to dinner with me moo Farmer: why I make reservations? moo Farmer: and why don't I tell you my real name? stinky thumbs arbuckle mrr Farmer: take that mrr [slams down
"and now a cow gets his on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"
sounds] Farmer: over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [car hits Farmer: mooooooooooooo