Performed by adam sandler, frank, and
by a fan
"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
[baseball and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] moo
"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
[plane M1: cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it moo [ripcord moo,mrr [parachute Cow:
"and now a cow who goes to the hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"
opening paper bag] moo,moo [car screeches, and back around] mrr
"and now a cow winning first prise in the contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim"
[cow towards pool, big splash] moo [crowd mrr,mrr [underwater
"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer he doesn't have any shoes on"
F1: ohh baby you like it I dance with you moo F1: uh uh uh, you touch that moo Bouncer: your hands off the girl moo Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you leave moo M2: hey it cow
"and now a cow playing against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
[tennis ball being Farmer: was out moo Farmer: don't me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out moo Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is a mark where it's out moo Farmer: don't that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out mrr Farmer: you cannot see that angle moo
"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"
[phone rings, cow it up] Farmer: may I speak to the cow moo Farmer: hi, I'm a famous moo Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was if you would like to go to dinner with me moo Farmer: why I make reservations? moo Farmer: and why don't I tell you my real farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle mrr Farmer: that fatty mrr [slams phone]
"and now a cow gets his on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"
[car Farmer: over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [car hits oooh Cow: