Performed by adam sandler, frank, and
by a fan
"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game hit by a pitch"
[baseball and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] moo
"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally 40 feet from the ground"
[plane M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit a pansy and do it moo [ripcord moo,mrr [parachute Cow:
"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway before realising they forgot his french fries"
opening paper bag] moo,moo [car screeches, and turns back mrr
"and now a cow first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim"
[cow walking towards pool, big moo [crowd mrr,mrr [underwater
"and now a club gets a at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"
F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance you moo F1: uh uh uh, you can't touch moo Bouncer: keep hands off the girl moo Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta moo M2: hey it cow
"and now a cow playing tennis farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
[tennis ball being that was out moo Farmer: don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and was out moo Farmer: by at least 3 that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out moo Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and ball was out mrr Farmer: you cannot see from that moo
"and now a cow recieves a phone who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"
[phone rings, cow it up] Farmer: hello may I to the cow moo Farmer: hi, I'm a actor moo Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner me moo Farmer: why don't I make moo Farmer: and why don't I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs mrr Farmer: that fatty mrr [slams down
"and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer thumbs arbuckle"
[car Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am you for the last time. [car farmer] oooh Cow: