Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of The Cow

Performed by sandler, frank, and randi

by a fan

"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game hit by a pitch"

[baseball and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
moo

"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet the ground"

[plane
M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it
moo
[ripcord
moo,mrr
[parachute
Cow:

"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising forgot his french fries"

[cow paper bag]
moo,moo
[car screeches, and turns around]
mrr

"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at break and then realises he can't swim"

[cow walking pool, big splash]
moo
[crowd
mrr,mrr
[underwater

"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

F1: ohh baby you it when I dance with you
moo
F1: uh uh uh, you can't touch
moo
Bouncer: your hands off the girl
moo
Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta
moo
M2: hey it cow

"and now a cow playing tennis farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

ball being hit]
Farmer: was out
moo
Farmer: don't me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
moo
Farmer: by at 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
moo
Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was ball and this ball was out
mrr
Farmer: you see from that angle
moo

"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon out it's just a practical joke"

[phone rings, cow it up]
Farmer: may I speak to the cow
moo
Farmer: hi, I'm a famous
moo
Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you like to go to dinner with me
moo
Farmer: why don't I make
moo
Farmer: and why don't I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs
mrr
Farmer: that fatty
mrr
[slams phone]

"and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer thumbs arbuckle"

sounds]
Farmer: pull over, the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
[car hits
Farmer:
mooooooooooooo