Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of The Cow

Performed by sandler, frank, and randi

by a fan

"and now a cow at bat in the of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
moo

"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"

sounds]
M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit a pansy and do it
moo
[ripcord
moo,mrr
[parachute
Cow:

"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"

[cow paper bag]
moo,moo
[car screeches, and turns around]
mrr

"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at break and then realises he can't swim"

[cow walking pool, big splash]
moo
[crowd
mrr,mrr
[underwater

"and now a gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

F1: ohh baby you like it when I with you
moo
F1: uh uh uh, you can't that
moo
Bouncer: keep your off the girl
moo
Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you leave
moo
M2: hey it cow

"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the makes an obvious bad call"

[tennis being hit]
that was out
moo
Farmer: don't me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
moo
Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a where it's out
moo
Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, was this ball and this ball was out
mrr
Farmer: you cannot see that angle
moo

"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon out it's just a practical joke"

rings, cow picks it up]
Farmer: may I speak to the cow
moo
Farmer: hi, I'm a actor
moo
Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to with me
moo
Farmer: why I make reservations?
moo
Farmer: and why don't I you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle
mrr
Farmer: take fatty
mrr
[slams down

"and now a cow gets his revenge on stinky thumbs arbuckle"

sounds]
Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the time.
[car farmer]
oooh
Cow: