Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of The Cow

Performed by sandler, frank, and randi

by a fan

"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league getting hit by a pitch"

[baseball and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
moo

"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it does 40 feet from the ground"

sounds]
M1: alright cow, don't think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it
moo
[ripcord
moo,mrr
[parachute
Cow:

"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"

[cow opening paper
moo,moo
[car screeches, and turns back
mrr

"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then he can't swim"

[cow towards pool, big splash]
moo
[crowd
mrr,mrr
[underwater

"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer he doesn't have any shoes on"

F1: ohh baby you like it when I with you
moo
F1: uh uh uh, you touch that
moo
Bouncer: keep hands off the girl
moo
Bouncer: hey cow, you got no on you gotta leave
moo
M2: hey it cow

"and now a cow tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

ball being hit]
Farmer: was out
moo
Farmer: don't tell me it wasn't I saw it and that was out
moo
Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is a mark where it's out
moo
Farmer: don't tell that was an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
mrr
Farmer: you cannot see from angle
moo

"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out just a practical joke"

rings, cow picks it up]
Farmer: may I speak to the cow
moo
Farmer: hi, I'm a famous
moo
Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would to go to dinner with me
moo
Farmer: why don't I make
moo
Farmer: and why don't I tell you my real farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle
mrr
Farmer: that fatty
mrr
[slams down

"and now a cow gets his revenge on stinky thumbs arbuckle"

sounds]
Farmer: pull over, the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
[car hits
oooh
Cow: