I woke up this morning dick rock had to piss so bad That shit me say God Lord, dick harder then a Armadillo So I went in the and drained the little fellow Flush the toilet, my hands, took off my silk shirt And piss my pants I was rolling to meet this in 'bout an hour [Incomprehensible] and grabbed And toweled and jumped my ass in the shower And now I'm better at least I'm smellin' better instead
Of a combination of pussy and cheddar, I still like night's fuck, so washed my lips, fingertips But I can't forget to wipe under the nuts, my nose Wash my toes, my asshole, foggin' up the mirrors Never go wet all my fuckin' clothes, that a bitch I'm already late, thinkin' I ain't got to do nothin' Now I gotta change my outfit stepped to the And scanned the wardrobe that silk shirt, Tommy, fuck it
I'll wear Polo though, Girbauds and Polo socks Slipped on the Fila's it was too hot to bust the Timbo high tops, I looked in the mirror one time for kicks Like I really had to check, like I know I was the shit Everything was in place, whites, brown complexion Daily braids and daily face, mirror, mirror, Who's the most stuck up? I'm better than I fucked that stankin' slut, that's the thought for the day
I'm 'bouts to cut hoe she can't fuck anyways Now I'm back on my mission, but before I hit the fuckin' front Gots to hit the kitchen all the banquet didn't Is gettin' bigger man, I ain't ate shit dawg, hungrier than three Grits and oatmeal, no to cook though, fuck it I'll grab That left-over cold cut and now the stomachs at ease I'm 'bout the jet, but first grab the beeper, the They wanted the keys and now I'm for the street
Lookin' neat, smellin' from my teeth to my fuckin' feet I guess part of my job being colder then cold, smoother then smooth Sharper then sharp, so if you catch my in the club don't say Sweatin' a nigga like Micheal [Incomprehensible] Tyler don't pay 'Cause I that nigga that's gonna play with you or stay with you But damn sure lay with you 'cause I'm that type of nigga To tell a bitch I love 'em quick, better but not believe it Though 'cause I ain't 'bout
That ain't shit That nigga 'bout shit That nigga ain't
That ain't shit nigga ain't 'bout shit Ain't