I woke up this morning rock hard had to piss so bad shit made me say God Lord, dick harder then a Armadillo So I in the bathroom and drained the little fellow the toilet, washed my hands, took off my silk shirt And piss down my pants I was to meet this Bitch in 'bout an [Incomprehensible] and grabbed And toweled and my stankin' ass in the shower And now I'm feelin' better at I'm smellin' better instead
Of a combination of pussy and cheddar, I still smelled Last night's fuck, so washed my lips, But I can't forget to wipe under the nuts, blow my my toes, then my asshole, foggin' up the mirrors Never go wet all my fuckin' clothes, ain't a bitch I'm already runnin' late, thinkin' I got to do nothin' Now I gotta change my outfit to the closet And the wardrobe seen that silk shirt, Tommy, fuck it
I'll wear that Polo though, and Polo socks Slipped on the 'cause it was too hot to bust the Timbo high tops, I looked in the mirror one last for kicks Like I had to check, like I ain't know I was the shit Everything was in place, pearly whites, brown Daily and daily face, mirror, mirror, wasup? Who's the most stuck up? I'm better bitch I just fucked stankin' slut, that's the thought for the day
I'm 'bouts to cut that hoe she fuck anyways Now I'm back on my mission, but I hit the fuckin' front door Gots to hit the kitchen 'cause all the didn't Is gettin' man, I ain't ate shit dawg, hungrier than three niggas Grits and oatmeal, no time to cook though, it I'll grab That left-over cold cut combo and now the stomachs at I'm 'bout the jet, but first the beeper, the ring They wanted the and now I'm ready for the street
Lookin' neat, smellin' sweet from my to my fuckin' feet I guess part of my job being colder then cold, smoother then smooth Sharper then sharp, so if you catch my in the club say shit Sweatin' a like Micheal [Incomprehensible] Tyler don't pay bitch 'Cause I ain't that that's gonna play with you or stay with you But I'll damn sure lay with you I'm that type of nigga To tell a that I love 'em quick, better but not believe it Though 'cause I 'bout shit
nigga ain't shit That nigga 'bout shit That ain't shit
nigga ain't shit That nigga ain't 'bout shit