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"Technical Foul" Videos
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Look you've got to understand
Its just been me and Eleanor for sixty-seven years
So she gets nervous around strangers
I wouldn't show that picture to any one
Or they might try to take you two guys back to the laboratory
Listen we got rules in this house, and you better follow
Them or you'll find yourself outta of here
This might be harder then I thought
If you're coming from street, with dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio to some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door after using the refridgerator
That's a technical foul, a technical foul
If you touch the thermostat, you'll get hit with a bat
'Cause tha'ts a technical foul, you'll feel my wrath
If your hair clogs the drain, you'll know the meaning of pain
Cause that's a technical foul, Ill show you no mercy
This is such bull shit, hey in this house we say bull spit
Or its a technical foul, a technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks
You got it bub or you can go rot in the gutter
It's up to you Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't want to do that
But let me run a few questions by you
So I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol, after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul, okay?
If I decide to wash my ass with your monogrammed towel
That's a technical foul
Please say, hiney
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not really technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do you'll get a T
Take a whizz in those flowers
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong
Adios Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls
You'll get a kick in the balls
Can I walk around with my morning erection?
If you want an automatic ejection
'Cause that's a technical foul
But I'd like to see it anyway, just kidding
There are certain rules which apply in one's life
With your sister, friends or imaginary wife
I cant believe, I haven't killed myself
Respect carries over me on the court
Here with Wigs McGee, and a fury elf
Whether you're Jewish diabetic or especially short
Shes ironic and hes a troll
I see, shes strange in my royal carry
My imaginary wife is short and hairy
They took my wig, I remember the look in their eyes
How did my life get stuck in this shit hole?
Why oh why won't someone retrieve my wig, wig, wig?
Guess I have to deal with your demands
But please don't touch me with your alien hands
I got no right to growl
The whistle she's on the prowl
Without my wig, I look like an owl
Oh, my God, don't laugh at her
Or it's a technical foul
Or it's a technical foul
Or it's a technical foul
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- Sex Or Weight Lifting 2007
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- Steve Polychronopolous 2006
- Technical Foul 2007
- Im Fuckin Wasted 2007
- I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog 2006
- Hanukkah Song Part One 2006
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- Mother's Day Song 2006
- Real Love 2009
- The Chanukah Song, Part 3 2008
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- The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie 2007
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- Bum Biddy 2007
- Hot Water Burn Baby 2007
- Medium Pace 2006
- Stoned on Sesame Street 2007
- The New Chanukah Song 2006
- The Hannukah Oing 2006
- Masturbata 2006
- Long Ago 2008
- Hanukkah Song Part Two 2006
- The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler 2007
- The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over 2007
- Secret 2007
- Right Field 2006
- The Peeper 2007
- Santa Song 2006
- The Chanuka Song 2006
- Cordurory Blues 2006
- Patch Song 2008
- Chanukah Song [Live] 2013
- Chanunak Song 2006
- Corduroy Blues 2006
- Food Inuendo Guy 2006
- George Simmons Soon Will Be Gone 2009
- Girl 2006
- Kermet and Big Bird Stoned 2007
- Read Hooded Sweatshirt 2006
- Respect 2007
- Sweat Beatrice 2006
- The Beating of a High School Science Teacher 2006
- The Chanukah Song Part III 2006
- The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview 2007
- The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson 2007
Singles
52 songs
- I Wanna Grow Old With You 1 2006
- Grow Old With You 2006
- Forgetful Lucy 1 2007
- Piece Of Shit Car 2006
- Billy Madison's Victory Song 2006
- The Goat 2007
- Sex Or Weight Lifting 2007
- The Hanukkah Song 2006
- Steve Polychronopolous 2006
- Technical Foul 2007
- Im Fuckin Wasted 2007
- I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog 2006
- Hanukkah Song Part One 2006
- Davey's Song 2008
- Mother's Day Song 2006
- Real Love 2009
- The Chanukah Song, Part 3 2008
- Somebody Kill Me 2006
- The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie 2007
- Sweet Beatrice 2006
- Bum Biddy 2007
- Hot Water Burn Baby 2007
- Medium Pace 2006
- Stoned on Sesame Street 2007
- The New Chanukah Song 2006
- The Hannukah Oing 2006
- Masturbata 2006
- Long Ago 2008
- Hanukkah Song Part Two 2006
- The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler 2007
- The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over 2007
- Secret 2007
- Right Field 2006
- The Peeper 2007
- Santa Song 2006
- The Chanuka Song 2006
- Cordurory Blues 2006
- Patch Song 2008
- Chanukah Song [Live] 2013
- Chanunak Song 2006
- Corduroy Blues 2006
- Food Inuendo Guy 2006
- George Simmons Soon Will Be Gone 2009
- Girl 2006
- Kermet and Big Bird Stoned 2007
- Read Hooded Sweatshirt 2006
- Respect 2007
- Sweat Beatrice 2006
- The Beating of a High School Science Teacher 2006
- The Chanukah Song Part III 2006
- The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview 2007
- The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson 2007
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