"Tayler Swift -" Videos
Taylor: Once upon a time,
Before i was insane,
I dated this Disney guy,
Joe Jonas was his name.
But he broke up with me.
Joe: You're just way too creepy,
Plus I've found someone else his name's Mickey
(Mickey: Oh Ho!)
Taylor: So i wrote a song,
About his stupid ass.
Then found this guy named john,
But that was over fast.
If you don''t marry me,
I will pull out your teeth!
John: You're totally crazy!
Taylor: Maybe! *HAHAHAHA!*
He hit me with his guitar,
And he said that,
John: We are through!
Taylor: Just you wait until I, write a song about you!
Then i met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick.
And was obsessed right away.
Jake: You've sent me one thousand messages.
And that's just from today!
Taylor: Oh, that's because i'm having your baby.
Jake: What? But you don't even put out.
Taylor: Stop questioning me Jakey,
Or i'll punch you six feet under ground!
Taylor: Fine, go!
Its good material!
Next came Kennedy
I think he was 15.
I bought the house next door,
To watch you constantly.
And also to make sure, you never ever cheat!
Kennedy: OMG we are done you are scary!
Taylor: Harry was my last,
That One Direction freak!
I taped him to my wall, so he could never leave.
Harry: Someone call the police!
You're insane we are through!
Taylor: You're just like all the rest, what did i do to you?
So i used my stalker app,
To track down all of the pricks!
The next song, i write,
I'll use their blood as my ink!
Jake: Holy crap that nut job just bursted in!
( Taylor's Ex's AAH!)
Taylor: What the hell is this?
All of taylor's Ex's: A support group for all the men,
You wrote songs about you bitch!
I have not written about Harry yet!
Harry: I am just planning ahead.
:John: Why are you even here anyway?
Taylor:To finish you all off with my pen
All of Taylor's Ex's: No!
Its true I'm the Devil!
Doctor: Okay that enough,
You were right she's nuts.
You are coming with us.
Get off of me,
I'm not crazy!
All of Taylor's Ex's: It worked!
This was all a plan we knew you would come
So we hired this doctor.
Doctor: You're going to an insane asylum,
based on the behavior i observed.
Let me go you Assholes!
Doctor's Helpers: No.
Doctor:Welcome to your new home.
(Mickey: Ahh Ah! So you're Crazy too huh?