Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me Parody

(Justin:) My girl doesn't love me

[Justin: Will you always be a Belieber?
Justin's ex girl: Yes.]

(Justin:) Her new love is 1D

(Justin:) I'm under pressure
I puked at my show
Now my girl prefers One Direction
Was a Belieber
But now she has no interest in my baby sized erection

(Justin:) She wants to
Bang Harry
Why doesn't she wanna bang me?
Doesn't she know that I've got swaaaaaaag!

(Justin:) Girl, why don't you love me?
I'm better than 1D
Even though I threw up at my last live show

(Justin:) And what's with your daddy?
He's extremely scary
I'm pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat

(Justin:) Oh my god that's
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Harry from 1D!

(Harry:) We had sex sex sex sex sex sex
And she told me she hates you
Right after she she she she she she blew me
I'm sorry

(Justin:) Is my run over?
Everywhere I go people are laughing at my milk barf
Yes, I'm a poser
But that's no reason to replace the sticker that's on your car

(Justin:) What about all you guys?
You're my dancers, you must be on my side

(Dancer #1:) Sorry but we prefer boy bands.

(Justin:) Guys please do not leave me
You gotta belieb me
I'm better than 1D, I'm telling the truth

(Dancer #2:) Did you just stay belieb?
That's totally corny

(Dancer 3#:) Plus One Direction doesn't lip sync and puke.

(Justin:) But I am so
Swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy
Can't you see?
Nobody lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me
I fucking hate 1D