While we are on the subject of work I just wanted to say you that, "I was a man who likes hard work" I was born working and I worked my way up by work I ain't got no where, but I got there by hard work
Work of the hardest I been down and I been out I been disgusted I busted and I couldn't be trusted I worked my way up and I my way down I been drunk and I sober, I been baptized and got hijacked I been robbed for cash and I robbed on a credit
Worked my way in and I worked my way outta jail up a lot of mornin's, didn't know where I was at The hardest work I done was, when I was tryin' To get myself a worried woman to help ease my mind
I'm gonna tell ya just how much I had to do To get this I was tellin' you about, I shook hands With ninety seven of her and her blood relatives And I done the same with eighty six people Who's her friends and her neighbors
I kissed seventy babies and put dry pants On thirty four of em', well as others done this same thing times there are a lot of other things just like this I held one hundred twenty wild horses And put saddles and bridles on more that
Harnessed some of the craziest and wildest teams in whole country' I rode fourteen loco to a stand still And I let forty two hound dogs lick me all over seven I's bit by hungry dogs and I was all to pieces My water moccasins and rattlesnakes on two bottoms
I chopped and carried three fourteen arm loads Of wood, one hundred nine buckets of coal a gallon of kerosene eighteen miles over the mountains Got lost, lost a pair of shoes in a mud hole And I and weeded forty eight rows of short cotton
Thirteen acres of bad corn, I cut the weeds Out of back yards, all on account of 'cause I wanted to show her I was a man and I liked to work I cleaned out nine barn lofts, cranked one cars All makes and models, pulled cars out of mud holes And four or five out of snow
I dug five cisterns of for some of her friends Run all kinds of errands, the fiddle for nine Church meetin's I Joined eleven denominations I joined up and signed up with best trade unions I could find, I paid my wages, a, six months in advance
I waded forty eight miles of swamps and six big Walked two ranges of mountains Crossed three deserts, I got the fever, sun stroke, Malaria, Moonstruck, bit, poison ivy and the seven year itch And the staggers, I was give up for less, lost and dead
A of times struck by lightning, struck by Congress Struck by friends and eell as by three cars on highways A lot of times in people's hen houses, I been hit and run Run over and on knocked around, I'm just sittin' here Now tryin' to study up what else I can do to show that I still ain't afraid of hard work