While we are on the subject of work I wanted to say you that, "I always was a man who likes hard work" I was born working and I worked my way up by work I ain't ever got no where, but I got there by hard
Work of the hardest I been down and I been out I been disgusted I busted and I couldn't be trusted I worked my way up and I worked my way I been drunk and I sober, I been baptized and got hijacked I been robbed for cash and I robbed on a credit
Worked my way in jail and I worked my way jail Woke up a lot of mornin's, know where I was at The hardest I ever done was, when I was tryin' To get myself a worried woman to help my worried mind
I'm gonna tell ya how much work I had to do To get woman I was tellin' you about, I shook hands With ninety of her kinfolk and her blood relatives And I done just the same with eighty six Who's just her and her neighbors
I kissed seventy three and put dry pants On thirty four of em', well as others done this same thing several Well there are a lot of other things just like I held one hundred twenty five wild And put saddles and bridles on more than
Harnessed some of the craziest and teams in that whole country' I rode fourteen loco broncos to a stand And I let forty two hound dogs lick me all over times I's bit by hungry dogs and I was chewed all to My water moccasins and on two river bottoms
I chopped and carried three hundred arm loads Of stove wood, one hundred buckets of coal Carried a gallon of kerosene eighteen miles over the Got lost, lost a good pair of in a mud hole And I chopped and weeded forty eight of short cotton
acres of bad corn, I cut the sticker weeds Out of back yards, all on account of 'cause I wanted to show her that I was a man and I to work I cleaned out barn lofts, cranked thirty one cars All makes and models, pulled three out of mud holes And four or five out of drifts
I dug cisterns of water for some of her friends Run all kinds of errands, the fiddle for nine Church meetin's I Joined eleven denominations I joined up and signed up with seven trade unions I could find, I paid my wages, a, dues six in advance
I waded forty miles of swamps and six big rivers Walked across two of mountains Crossed three deserts, I got the fever, sun stroke, Malaria, Moonstruck, skeeter bit, poison ivy and the seven year And the staggers, I was give up for less, lost and dead
A of times struck by lightning, struck by Congress Struck by friends and eell as by three cars on highways A lot of times in people's hen houses, I hit and run down Run over and walked on knocked around, I'm sittin' here Now tryin' to up what else I can do to show that women I still ain't afraid of hard work