While we are on the subject of work I just wanted to say you that, "I was a man who likes hard work" I was born working and I my way up by hard work I ain't ever got no where, but I got there by work
of the hardest kind I been down and I been out I been disgusted I busted and I couldn't be trusted I my way up and I worked my way down I been drunk and I been sober, I been baptized and got I been robbed for cash and I robbed on a credit
Worked my way in jail and I worked my way outta Woke up a lot of mornin's, know where I was at The hardest work I ever done was, when I was To get myself a worried to help ease my worried mind
I'm tell ya just how much work I had to do To get this woman I was tellin' you about, I shook With seven of her kinfolk and her blood relatives And I done just the same with six people Who's just her friends and her
I kissed seventy babies and put dry pants On thirty four of em', well as others done this same thing times Well there are a lot of things just like this I held one hundred twenty five wild And put saddles and bridles on more than
Harnessed some of the craziest and wildest teams in whole country' I rode fourteen loco to a stand still And I let forty two hound dogs lick me all over seven I's bit by hungry dogs and I was all to pieces My water moccasins and rattlesnakes on two river
I and carried three hundred fourteen arm loads Of stove wood, one hundred buckets of coal Carried a gallon of eighteen miles over the mountains Got lost, lost a pair of shoes in a mud hole And I chopped and weeded forty rows of short cotton
Thirteen acres of bad corn, I cut the weeds Out of eleven back yards, all on of 'cause I wanted to her that I was a man and I liked to work I cleaned out nine barn lofts, cranked thirty one All makes and models, three cars out of mud holes And four or five out of drifts
I dug five of water for some of her friends Run all kinds of errands, played the fiddle for Church meetin's I Joined eleven separate I joined up and up with seven best trade unions I could find, I my wages, a, dues six months in advance
I waded eight miles of swamps and six big rivers Walked across two ranges of Crossed three deserts, I got the fever, sun stroke, Malaria, Moonstruck, skeeter bit, poison ivy and the seven year And the blind staggers, I was give up for less, and dead
A couple of times struck by lightning, struck by by friends and kinfolks eell as by three cars on highways A lot of times in people's hen houses, I hit and run down Run over and walked on knocked around, I'm just sittin' Now tryin' to study up what else I can do to show women That I still ain't afraid of work