While we are on the subject of hard I wanted to say you that, "I always was a man who likes hard work" I was born working and I worked my way up by hard I ain't got no where, but I got there by hard work
Work of the hardest kind I been and I been out I disgusted I been busted and I couldn't be trusted I my way up and I worked my way down I been drunk and I been sober, I baptized and got hijacked I been robbed for cash and I been on a credit
Worked my way in jail and I worked my way jail Woke up a lot of mornin's, didn't know I was at The hardest work I done was, when I was tryin' To get myself a woman to help ease my worried mind
I'm gonna tell ya just how much I had to do To get this woman I was you about, I shook hands With ninety seven of her and her blood relatives And I done just the same eighty six people Who's just her friends and her
I kissed seventy three and put dry pants On thirty four of em', well as others this same thing several times Well are a lot of other things just like this I held one hundred five wild horses And put saddles and on more than that
Harnessed some of the craziest and teams in that whole country' I rode fourteen loco to a stand still And I let forty two hound dogs lick me all over seven I's bit by hungry dogs and I was all to pieces My moccasins and rattlesnakes on two river bottoms
I chopped and carried three fourteen arm loads Of stove wood, one hundred buckets of coal Carried a of kerosene eighteen miles over the mountains Got lost, lost a good pair of in a mud hole And I chopped and weeded forty eight rows of cotton
Thirteen acres of bad corn, I cut the weeds Out of eleven back yards, all on account of I wanted to show her I was a man and I liked to work I cleaned out nine lofts, cranked thirty one cars All and models, pulled three cars out of mud holes And four or out of snow drifts
I dug five cisterns of water for some of her Run all kinds of errands, played the for nine meetin's I Joined eleven separate denominations I joined up and signed up seven best trade unions I could find, I my wages, a, dues six months in advance
I waded forty miles of swamps and six big rivers across two ranges of mountains Crossed three deserts, I got the fever, sun stroke, Malaria, Moonstruck, skeeter bit, ivy and the seven year itch And the blind staggers, I was give up for less, and dead
A couple of times struck by lightning, by Congress by friends and kinfolks eell as by three cars on highways A lot of times in people's hen houses, I hit and run down Run over and walked on knocked around, I'm just sittin' Now tryin' to study up else I can do to show that women That I still afraid of hard work