While we are on the subject of work I just wanted to say you that, "I always was a man who likes work" I was born working and I worked my way up by work I ain't got no where, but I got there by hard work
Work of the hardest kind I down and I been out I been disgusted I been busted and I be trusted I worked my way up and I my way down I been and I been sober, I been baptized and got hijacked I robbed for cash and I been robbed on a credit
my way in jail and I worked my way outta jail Woke up a lot of mornin's, know where I was at The hardest work I ever done was, when I was To get a worried woman to help ease my worried mind
I'm gonna tell ya just how work I had to do To get woman I was tellin' you about, I shook hands ninety seven of her kinfolk and her blood relatives And I done just the same with eighty six Who's just her and her neighbors
I seventy three babies and put dry pants On thirty four of em', well as others done this same several times Well there are a lot of other things just this I one hundred twenty five wild horses And put saddles and bridles on more than
Harnessed some of the craziest and wildest teams in that whole I fourteen loco broncos to a stand still And I let forty two hound dogs me all over seven times I's bit by hungry and I was chewed all to pieces My water and rattlesnakes on two river bottoms
I chopped and carried hundred fourteen arm loads Of stove wood, one hundred buckets of coal Carried a gallon of kerosene eighteen miles over the Got lost, lost a good pair of in a mud hole And I chopped and weeded forty eight of short cotton
Thirteen of bad corn, I cut the sticker weeds Out of eleven back yards, all on account of I wanted to show her that I was a man and I to work I cleaned out nine barn lofts, thirty one cars All makes and models, pulled three out of mud holes And or five out of snow drifts
I dug five cisterns of water for of her friends Run all kinds of errands, played the fiddle for Church meetin's I Joined eleven denominations I joined up and signed up with seven best unions I could find, I paid my wages, a, six months in advance
I forty eight miles of swamps and six big rivers across two ranges of mountains Crossed three deserts, I got the fever, sun stroke, Malaria, Moonstruck, skeeter bit, poison ivy and the seven year And the staggers, I was give up for less, lost and dead
A couple of times struck by lightning, by Congress Struck by friends and kinfolks eell as by cars on highways A lot of times in people's hen houses, I hit and run down Run over and on knocked around, I'm just sittin' here Now tryin' to study up what else I can do to show women That I still ain't afraid of work