Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
mountain picnic was comin' my way.
"come 'n' take a trip,
We'll bring you up on a ship.
the wife and kids
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right 'n' bought a ticket
To this bear picnic.
But did I realize
I was in for a surprise.
Had to do with mountains.
I didn't even close to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' kids to the pier,
Six thousand there,
had ticket for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' what think,
big old boat started t' sink
More kept a-pilin' on,
That old ship was a-slowly down.
Funny way t' a picnic.

Well, I lost track of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many people there I saw in m' life
That old ship down in the water,
Six people tryin' t' kill each other,
a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', fists a-flyin', cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just better off the picnic.

I got shoved down 'n' around,
All I could there was a screamin' sound,
Don't one thing more,
Just walkin' up on a little shore,
busted, stomach cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite lucky to be though.

Feelin' I climbed outa m' casket,
I grabbed back of m' picnic basket.
Took the wife 'n' 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd never got up morn.

Now, I don't care just you do,
If you wanta have a picnic, up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanta it,
'cause, see, I just all m' picnic spirit.
in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it seem to me quite so funny
some people are gonna do f'r money.
There's a bran' new gimmick day
Just t' take money away.
I think we take some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to mountain . . .
For a picnic.