Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
mountain picnic was comin' my way.
"come along 'n' a trip,
We'll you up there on a ship.
Bring the and kids
the whole family."
Yippee!

Well, I run down 'n' bought a ticket
To bear mountain picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had nothin' to do mountains.
I didn't come close to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' kids to the pier,
Six people there,
had ticket for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
That big old boat started t'
people kept a-pilin' on,
That old ship was a-slowly down.
way t' start a picnic.

Well, I soon lost of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many people I never saw in m' life
old ship sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand people t' kill each other,
a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just call off the picnic.

I got down 'n' pushed around,
All I hear there was a screamin' sound,
Don't one thing more,
remember walkin' up on a little shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite lucky to be though.

Feelin' like I outa m' casket,
I back hold of m' picnic basket.
Took the wife 'n' kids 'n' home,
I'd never got up that morn.

Now, I don't care just you do,
If you wanta a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I wanta hear it,
'cause, see, I just lost all m' spirit.
in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't to me quite so funny
What some people are do f'r money.
a bran' new gimmick every day
Just t' somebody's money away.
I think we oughta some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, 'em up to bear mountain . . .
For a picnic.