Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain was comin' my way.
"come 'n' take a trip,
We'll bring you up on a ship.
Bring the wife and
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' a ticket
To bear mountain picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had to do with mountains.
I didn't come close to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' kids to the pier,
Six people there,
had ticket for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
big old boat started t' sink
More people a-pilin' on,
That old ship was goin' down.
Funny way t' a picnic.

Well, I lost track of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many people there I saw in m' life
That old ship down in the water,
Six thousand people tryin' t' kill other,
Dogs a-barkin', a-meowin',
Women screamin', fists a-flyin', cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we better call off the picnic.

I got shoved 'n' pushed around,
All I could there was a screamin' sound,
Don't one thing more,
Just walkin' up on a little shore,
busted, stomach cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite lucky to be though.

Feelin' I climbed outa m' casket,
I back hold of m' picnic basket.
Took the wife 'n' 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd never got up morn.

Now, I don't just what you do,
If you wanta have a picnic, up t' you.
But tell me about it, I don't wanta hear it,
'cause, see, I just all m' picnic spirit.
in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it seem to me quite so funny
What people are gonna do f'r money.
a bran' new gimmick every day
Just t' take somebody's away.
I think we oughta some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, 'em up to bear mountain . . .
For a picnic.