Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
mountain picnic was comin' my way.
"come 'n' take a trip,
bring you up there on a ship.
Bring the wife and
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' a ticket
To this bear picnic.
But did I realize
I was in for a surprise.
Had to do with mountains.
I didn't even come to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' down to the pier,
Six people there,
had ticket for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
That big old boat t' sink
More people a-pilin' on,
old ship was a-slowly goin' down.
Funny way t' a picnic.

Well, I soon lost of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many there I never saw in m' life
old ship sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand people t' kill each other,
Dogs a-barkin', a-meowin',
screamin', fists a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just better off the picnic.

I got down 'n' pushed around,
All I hear there was a screamin' sound,
remember one thing more,
Just remember up on a little shore,
busted, stomach cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite to be alive though.

Feelin' like I outa m' casket,
I grabbed back hold of m' basket.
Took the wife 'n' kids 'n' home,
Wishin' I'd never got up morn.

Now, I care just what you do,
If you wanta have a picnic, up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I don't hear it,
'cause, see, I just all m' picnic spirit.
in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me so funny
some people are gonna do f'r money.
There's a bran' new gimmick day
Just t' take money away.
I we oughta take some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to mountain . . .
For a picnic.