Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain picnic was my way.
"come 'n' take a trip,
We'll bring you up on a ship.
Bring the wife and
the whole family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' bought a
To this mountain picnic.
But did I realize
I was in for a surprise.
Had to do with mountains.
I even come close to a bear.

Took the 'n' kids down to the pier,
Six thousand there,
Everybody had for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' what think,
That big old boat started t'
More people kept on,
old ship was a-slowly goin' down.
Funny way t' a picnic.

Well, I lost track of m' kids 'n' wife,
So people there I never saw in m' life
That old sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand tryin' t' kill each other,
a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just call off the picnic.

I got down 'n' pushed around,
All I could there was a screamin' sound,
Don't remember one more,
remember walkin' up on a little shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite to be alive though.

Feelin' like I climbed m' casket,
I back hold of m' picnic basket.
the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd never got up morn.

Now, I care just what you do,
If you have a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanta it,
'cause, see, I just lost all m' spirit.
Stay in m' kitchen, m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me quite so
What some are gonna do f'r money.
There's a new gimmick every day
t' take somebody's money away.
I think we oughta take o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to mountain . . .
For a picnic.