Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain picnic was my way.
"come along 'n' a trip,
bring you up there on a ship.
Bring the and kids
the whole family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right 'n' bought a ticket
To this mountain picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had to do with mountains.
I didn't come close to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' down to the pier,
Six people there,
Everybody had for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
That big old boat t' sink
More people a-pilin' on,
old ship was a-slowly goin' down.
Funny way t' a picnic.

Well, I soon track of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many people there I never saw in m'
That old sinkin' down in the water,
Six people tryin' t' kill each other,
Dogs a-barkin', a-meowin',
Women screamin', a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just call off the picnic.

I got shoved down 'n' around,
All I could hear there was a sound,
Don't one thing more,
Just remember walkin' up on a shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite lucky to be though.

Feelin' I climbed outa m' casket,
I grabbed back hold of m' basket.
Took the 'n' kids 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd got up that morn.

Now, I care just what you do,
If you wanta have a picnic, up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanta it,
'cause, see, I just lost all m' spirit.
Stay in m' kitchen, m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me so funny
What some people are do f'r money.
a bran' new gimmick every day
Just t' take money away.
I we oughta take some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, 'em up to bear mountain . . .
For a picnic.