Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain picnic was my way.
"come 'n' take a trip,
We'll you up there on a ship.
Bring the and kids
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' bought a
To this bear picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had nothin' to do mountains.
I didn't even close to a bear.

the wife 'n' kids down to the pier,
Six people there,
had ticket for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
That big old started t' sink
More people a-pilin' on,
That old ship was goin' down.
way t' start a picnic.

Well, I soon lost of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many people I never saw in m' life
That old sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand people tryin' t' kill other,
a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', fists a-flyin', cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just call off the picnic.

I got shoved down 'n' around,
All I could hear was a screamin' sound,
Don't one thing more,
Just remember walkin' up on a shore,
busted, stomach cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite to be alive though.

Feelin' like I outa m' casket,
I grabbed back hold of m' basket.
Took the 'n' kids 'n' started home,
I'd never got up that morn.

Now, I don't just what you do,
If you wanta a picnic, that's up t' you.
But tell me about it, I don't wanta hear it,
'cause, see, I lost all m' picnic spirit.
Stay in m' kitchen, m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't to me quite so funny
What some are gonna do f'r money.
There's a bran' new every day
Just t' somebody's money away.
I we oughta take some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to mountain . . .
For a picnic.