Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain was comin' my way.
"come 'n' take a trip,
We'll bring you up on a ship.
the wife and kids
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' bought a
To this mountain picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had nothin' to do mountains.
I didn't even come to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' down to the pier,
Six thousand there,
Everybody had for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
big old boat started t' sink
More kept a-pilin' on,
That old ship was a-slowly down.
way t' start a picnic.

Well, I soon lost track of m' 'n' wife,
So many people there I never saw in m'
That old ship down in the water,
Six thousand people tryin' t' kill other,
a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just better off the picnic.

I got shoved down 'n' around,
All I hear there was a screamin' sound,
remember one thing more,
Just remember walkin' up on a shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite lucky to be though.

Feelin' like I climbed m' casket,
I grabbed back of m' picnic basket.
the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd got up that morn.

Now, I care just what you do,
If you have a picnic, that's up t' you.
But tell me about it, I don't wanta hear it,
'cause, see, I lost all m' picnic spirit.
in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me so funny
What people are gonna do f'r money.
There's a new gimmick every day
Just t' somebody's money away.
I think we take some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to bear . . .
For a picnic.