Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain picnic was my way.
"come along 'n' a trip,
We'll bring you up on a ship.
Bring the and kids
the whole family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' bought a
To this bear picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had nothin' to do mountains.
I didn't even close to a bear.

the wife 'n' kids down to the pier,
Six thousand there,
had ticket for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' what think,
That big old boat started t'
More people a-pilin' on,
That old was a-slowly goin' down.
way t' start a picnic.

Well, I soon lost of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many people I never saw in m' life
That old ship sinkin' in the water,
Six thousand people t' kill each other,
Dogs a-barkin', a-meowin',
screamin', fists a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we better call off the picnic.

I got shoved down 'n' around,
All I hear there was a screamin' sound,
Don't remember one more,
remember walkin' up on a little shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite lucky to be though.

Feelin' like I climbed m' casket,
I grabbed back of m' picnic basket.
Took the wife 'n' 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd never got up morn.

Now, I care just what you do,
If you have a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanta it,
'cause, see, I lost all m' picnic spirit.
Stay in m' kitchen, m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't to me quite so funny
What some people are do f'r money.
There's a bran' new every day
Just t' take money away.
I think we take some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, 'em up to bear mountain . . .
For a picnic.