Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain picnic was my way.
"come 'n' take a trip,
We'll bring you up on a ship.
the wife and kids
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run down 'n' bought a ticket
To bear mountain picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had nothin' to do mountains.
I didn't even close to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' kids to the pier,
Six people there,
had ticket for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
That big old started t' sink
More kept a-pilin' on,
That old ship was goin' down.
Funny way t' a picnic.

Well, I soon lost of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many there I never saw in m' life
That old ship down in the water,
Six people tryin' t' kill each other,
a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just better off the picnic.

I got shoved down 'n' around,
All I could hear there was a sound,
Don't one thing more,
remember walkin' up on a little shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite to be alive though.

Feelin' like I outa m' casket,
I grabbed back hold of m' basket.
the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd never got up morn.

Now, I don't care what you do,
If you wanta have a picnic, up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I wanta hear it,
'cause, see, I just lost all m' spirit.
Stay in m' kitchen, m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me so funny
What some people are do f'r money.
There's a bran' new gimmick day
Just t' somebody's money away.
I think we oughta take some o' people
And put 'em on a boat, 'em up to bear mountain . . .
For a picnic.