Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain was comin' my way.
"come along 'n' a trip,
We'll you up there on a ship.
Bring the wife and
the whole family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' bought a
To bear mountain picnic.
But did I realize
I was in for a surprise.
Had nothin' to do mountains.
I didn't come close to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' kids to the pier,
Six thousand there,
had ticket for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' what think,
That big old boat t' sink
More people kept on,
That old ship was a-slowly down.
way t' start a picnic.

Well, I soon lost track of m' 'n' wife,
So people there I never saw in m' life
That old ship down in the water,
Six thousand tryin' t' kill each other,
Dogs a-barkin', a-meowin',
Women screamin', a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just better off the picnic.

I got shoved down 'n' around,
All I could hear there was a sound,
Don't one thing more,
Just remember walkin' up on a shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite lucky to be though.

like I climbed outa m' casket,
I grabbed hold of m' picnic basket.
Took the wife 'n' kids 'n' home,
Wishin' I'd never got up morn.

Now, I don't care just you do,
If you wanta a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanta it,
'cause, see, I just lost all m' spirit.
in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me quite so
What some are gonna do f'r money.
There's a new gimmick every day
Just t' take money away.
I think we take some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to bear . . .
For a picnic.