Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear picnic was comin' my way.
"come 'n' take a trip,
We'll bring you up on a ship.
Bring the and kids
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run down 'n' bought a ticket
To this mountain picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had to do with mountains.
I didn't even come to a bear.

Took the 'n' kids down to the pier,
Six people there,
had ticket for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
That big old started t' sink
people kept a-pilin' on,
That old was a-slowly goin' down.
way t' start a picnic.

Well, I soon lost track of m' 'n' wife,
So many people there I never saw in m'
That old sinkin' down in the water,
Six people tryin' t' kill each other,
Dogs a-barkin', a-meowin',
screamin', fists a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we better call off the picnic.

I got down 'n' pushed around,
All I could hear was a screamin' sound,
Don't one thing more,
Just remember up on a little shore,
busted, stomach cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite lucky to be though.

Feelin' like I outa m' casket,
I back hold of m' picnic basket.
Took the wife 'n' 'n' started home,
I'd never got up that morn.

Now, I don't care what you do,
If you have a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't tell me it, I don't wanta hear it,
'cause, see, I just all m' picnic spirit.
in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me quite so
What some are gonna do f'r money.
There's a new gimmick every day
t' take somebody's money away.
I think we take some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, 'em up to bear mountain . . .
For a picnic.