Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain picnic was my way.
"come along 'n' a trip,
We'll bring you up on a ship.
the wife and kids
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' a ticket
To this bear picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had nothin' to do mountains.
I didn't come close to a bear.

Took the 'n' kids down to the pier,
Six people there,
Everybody had for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
That big old started t' sink
people kept a-pilin' on,
That old was a-slowly goin' down.
Funny way t' a picnic.

Well, I soon track of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many there I never saw in m' life
That old ship sinkin' in the water,
Six people tryin' t' kill each other,
Dogs a-barkin', a-meowin',
screamin', fists a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just call off the picnic.

I got shoved 'n' pushed around,
All I could there was a screamin' sound,
remember one thing more,
Just remember walkin' up on a shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite to be alive though.

like I climbed outa m' casket,
I grabbed hold of m' picnic basket.
Took the wife 'n' 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd got up that morn.

Now, I don't care just you do,
If you have a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I wanta hear it,
'cause, see, I just all m' picnic spirit.
in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it seem to me quite so funny
What people are gonna do f'r money.
There's a bran' new gimmick day
Just t' take money away.
I think we oughta take o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to mountain . . .
For a picnic.