Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain was comin' my way.
"come along 'n' a trip,
bring you up there on a ship.
Bring the and kids
the whole family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' bought a
To bear mountain picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had nothin' to do mountains.
I didn't come close to a bear.

the wife 'n' kids down to the pier,
Six thousand there,
had ticket for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
That big old boat started t'
people kept a-pilin' on,
That old was a-slowly goin' down.
way t' start a picnic.

Well, I soon lost track of m' 'n' wife,
So many people there I never saw in m'
That old ship down in the water,
Six thousand people tryin' t' kill other,
Dogs a-barkin', a-meowin',
screamin', fists a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just call off the picnic.

I got shoved 'n' pushed around,
All I could hear there was a sound,
Don't one thing more,
Just remember up on a little shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite to be alive though.

Feelin' like I climbed m' casket,
I grabbed hold of m' picnic basket.
Took the 'n' kids 'n' started home,
I'd never got up that morn.

Now, I don't care what you do,
If you wanta a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't tell me it, I don't wanta hear it,
'cause, see, I just all m' picnic spirit.
in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me so funny
What some people are do f'r money.
There's a bran' new gimmick day
Just t' take somebody's away.
I think we take some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to mountain . . .
For a picnic.