I saw it one day, Bear mountain picnic was my way. "come along 'n' a trip, We'll bring you up on a ship. Bring the and kids the whole family." Yippee!
Well, I run right down 'n' bought a To this bear picnic. But little did I I was in for a surprise. Had nothin' to do mountains. I didn't even close to a bear.
the wife 'n' kids down to the pier, Six thousand there, had ticket for the trip. "oh well." I said, "it's a big ship. Besides, anyway, the the merrier."
Well, we all got on 'n' what think, That big old boat started t' More people a-pilin' on, That old was a-slowly goin' down. way t' start a picnic.
Well, I soon lost of m' kids 'n' wife, So many people I never saw in m' life That old ship sinkin' in the water, Six thousand people t' kill each other, Dogs a-barkin', a-meowin', screamin', fists a-flyin', babies cryin', a-comin', me a-runnin'. Maybe we better call off the picnic.
I got shoved down 'n' around, All I hear there was a screamin' sound, Don't remember one more, remember walkin' up on a little shore, Head busted, cracked, splintered, I was bald, naked. . . Quite lucky to be though.
Feelin' like I climbed m' casket, I grabbed back of m' picnic basket. Took the wife 'n' 'n' started home, Wishin' I'd never got up morn.
Now, I care just what you do, If you have a picnic, that's up t' you. But don't tell me about it, I don't wanta it, 'cause, see, I lost all m' picnic spirit. Stay in m' kitchen, m' own picnic. . . In the bathroom.
Now, it don't to me quite so funny What some people are do f'r money. There's a bran' new every day Just t' take money away. I think we take some o' these people And put 'em on a boat, 'em up to bear mountain . . . For a picnic.