Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain picnic was my way.
"come along 'n' a trip,
bring you up there on a ship.
Bring the wife and
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right 'n' bought a ticket
To this bear picnic.
But did I realize
I was in for a surprise.
Had nothin' to do mountains.
I didn't even come to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' down to the pier,
Six thousand there,
Everybody had for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
big old boat started t' sink
More people a-pilin' on,
old ship was a-slowly goin' down.
Funny way t' a picnic.

Well, I soon track of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many people I never saw in m' life
old ship sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand people tryin' t' kill other,
a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we better call off the picnic.

I got shoved 'n' pushed around,
All I could there was a screamin' sound,
remember one thing more,
Just remember walkin' up on a shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite lucky to be though.

Feelin' like I outa m' casket,
I grabbed hold of m' picnic basket.
Took the 'n' kids 'n' started home,
I'd never got up that morn.

Now, I don't just what you do,
If you have a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanta it,
'cause, see, I just all m' picnic spirit.
in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me quite so
What some people are do f'r money.
There's a bran' new gimmick day
Just t' somebody's money away.
I think we oughta take o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to mountain . . .
For a picnic.