Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear mountain was comin' my way.
"come 'n' take a trip,
bring you up there on a ship.
Bring the wife and
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run down 'n' bought a ticket
To bear mountain picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had to do with mountains.
I didn't even come to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' kids to the pier,
Six people there,
Everybody had for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' what think,
That big old started t' sink
people kept a-pilin' on,
That old was a-slowly goin' down.
way t' start a picnic.

Well, I soon track of m' kids 'n' wife,
So people there I never saw in m' life
old ship sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand people tryin' t' each other,
a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just better off the picnic.

I got shoved down 'n' around,
All I hear there was a screamin' sound,
Don't one thing more,
remember walkin' up on a little shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite lucky to be though.

Feelin' I climbed outa m' casket,
I back hold of m' picnic basket.
Took the wife 'n' 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd got up that morn.

Now, I don't just what you do,
If you wanta a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't tell me it, I don't wanta hear it,
'cause, see, I just lost all m' spirit.
Stay in m' kitchen, m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it seem to me quite so funny
What some people are do f'r money.
There's a bran' new gimmick day
Just t' take money away.
I think we oughta take o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to mountain . . .
For a picnic.