Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
mountain picnic was comin' my way.
"come along 'n' a trip,
We'll bring you up on a ship.
the wife and kids
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' bought a
To this bear picnic.
But did I realize
I was in for a surprise.
Had to do with mountains.
I didn't even come to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' down to the pier,
Six thousand there,
Everybody had for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' what think,
That big old boat started t'
More kept a-pilin' on,
That old ship was a-slowly down.
Funny way t' a picnic.

Well, I soon lost track of m' 'n' wife,
So people there I never saw in m' life
old ship sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand tryin' t' kill each other,
a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', fists a-flyin', cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just better off the picnic.

I got shoved 'n' pushed around,
All I could there was a screamin' sound,
remember one thing more,
Just remember up on a little shore,
busted, stomach cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite to be alive though.

Feelin' I climbed outa m' casket,
I grabbed hold of m' picnic basket.
Took the 'n' kids 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd got up that morn.

Now, I don't care just you do,
If you wanta a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't me about it, I don't wanta hear it,
'cause, see, I just all m' picnic spirit.
Stay in m' kitchen, m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't to me quite so funny
What some people are do f'r money.
There's a new gimmick every day
Just t' take money away.
I think we oughta some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to mountain . . .
For a picnic.