Luyện nghe bài hát Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

Well, I saw it one day
the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way
'Come along and take a trip, bring you up there on a ship
Bring the wife and family, bring the kids', yippee

Well, I run right down and bought a
To this called the Bear Mountain Picnic
Little did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, funny
It had nothin' to do with
Didn't come close to a mountain, I bears

Took the wife and kids down to the
There were six people there
had a ticket for the trip
"Oh well", I said, "It's a pretty big
Besides, anyhow, the the merrier"

Well, we all got on and do you think
That big old boat started to
More kept a-pilin' on
old ship was a-goin' down
Funny way to start a

Well, I soon track of my kids and wife
So many people I saw in my life
That old ship was sinkin' in the water
There were six thousand tryin' to kill each other

Dogs a-barkin', a-screamin',
a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper flyin'
Cops a-comin', me
we just better call off the picnic

I got shoved down and pushed
All I remember was a sound
Don't remember one thing
All I remember's up on a shore

My arms and were broken
My feet was splintered, my was cracked
I couldn't walk, talk, smell, feel
Couldn't see, I know where I was
I was bald, quite lucky to be alive

Well, like I just climbed outta my casket
I back hold of my picnic basket
Took the and kids and started home
Wishin' I'd never got up mornin'

Now, I don't just what you do
If you have a picnic, that's up to you
But don't tell me about it, I wanna hear it
'Cause see, I just lost all my picnic

Stay in my kitchen, picnics
See I got in my bathroom

Now, it seem to me quite so funny
What some people are gonna do for
There's a brand new gimmick day
to take somebody's money away

I think we oughta take some of people
Put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear for a picnic