Luyện nghe bài hát Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

Well, I saw it one day
That the Bear picnic was comin' my way
'Come along and take a trip, we'll bring you up there on a
the wife and family, bring the whole kids', yippee

Well, I run right and bought a ticket
To this thing the Bear Mountain Picnic
did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise
It had nothin' to do picnics
Didn't come close to a mountain, I bears

the wife and kids down to the pier
There six thousand people there
Everybody had a ticket for the
"Oh well", I said, "It's a big ship
Besides, anyhow, the the merrier"

Well, we all got on and do you think
big old boat started to sink
More people kept on
old ship was a-goin' down
Funny way to a picnic

Well, I soon lost track of my and wife
So many people I never saw in my
That old ship was down in the water
There were six thousand people tryin' to kill each

a-barkin', cats a-screamin',
Women a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper
a-comin', me runnin'
Maybe we just call off the picnic

I got shoved down and around
All I was a moanin' sound
remember one thing more
All I walkin' up on a shore

My arms and legs were
My feet was splintered, my head was
I couldn't walk, talk, smell, feel
Couldn't see, I didn't know I was
I was bald, quite to be alive though

Well, feelin' like I climbed outta my casket
I grabbed back hold of my picnic
Took the wife and kids and home
Wishin' I'd never got up mornin'

Now, I care just what you do
If you wanna have a picnic, up to you
But don't tell me about it, I wanna hear it
'Cause see, I just lost all my picnic

Stay in my kitchen, picnics
See I got picnic in my

Now, it seem to me quite so funny
What some people are gonna do for
There's a brand new every day
to take somebody's money away

I think we oughta some of these people
Put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear for a picnic