Luyện nghe bài hát Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

Well, I saw it one day
the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way
'Come along and take a trip, we'll you up there on a ship
the wife and family, bring the whole kids', yippee

Well, I run right and bought a ticket
To this thing called the Bear Picnic
did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise
It had nothin' to do with
come close to a mountain, I hate bears

Took the wife and down to the pier
were six thousand people there
Everybody had a for the trip
"Oh well", I said, "It's a pretty big
Besides, anyhow, the the merrier"

Well, we all got on and do you think
big old boat started to sink
More people a-pilin' on
That old was a-goin' down
Funny way to start a

Well, I lost track of my kids and wife
So many people I saw in my life
old ship was sinkin' down in the water
There were six thousand people to kill each other

Dogs a-barkin', a-screamin',
a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper flyin'
Cops a-comin', me
Maybe we better call off the picnic

I got shoved down and around
All I remember was a moanin'
remember one thing more
All I walkin' up on a shore

My arms and legs broken
My was splintered, my head was cracked
I couldn't walk, talk, smell, feel
Couldn't see, I didn't know I was
I was bald, quite lucky to be alive

Well, feelin' like I climbed outta my casket
I grabbed back hold of my picnic
Took the wife and kids and home
I'd never got up that mornin'

Now, I care just what you do
If you have a picnic, that's up to you
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanna it
'Cause see, I just lost all my spirit

Stay in my kitchen, have
See I got in my bathroom

Now, it seem to me quite so funny
What some people are do for money
There's a new gimmick every day
Just to somebody's money away

I think we take some of these people
Put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear for a picnic