Luyện nghe bài hát Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

Well, I saw it one day
That the Bear picnic was comin' my way
'Come along and take a trip, we'll bring you up there on a
Bring the wife and family, the whole kids', yippee

Well, I run right and bought a ticket
To thing called the Bear Mountain Picnic
did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise
It had nothin' to do picnics
Didn't come close to a mountain, I bears

the wife and kids down to the pier
There were six people there
Everybody had a ticket for the
"Oh well", I said, "It's a pretty big
Besides, anyhow, the the merrier"

Well, we all got on and what do you
That big old boat to sink
More people a-pilin' on
That old was a-goin' down
Funny way to start a

Well, I lost track of my kids and wife
So many people I saw in my life
old ship was sinkin' down in the water
There were six thousand people tryin' to kill other

Dogs a-barkin', a-screamin',
Women a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper
a-comin', me runnin'
Maybe we just better call off the

I got shoved down and around
All I remember was a sound
Don't remember one more
All I walkin' up on a shore

My and legs were broken
My feet was splintered, my head was
I couldn't walk, couldn't talk, smell,
Couldn't see, I know where I was
I was bald, lucky to be alive though

Well, like I just climbed outta my casket
I grabbed back of my picnic basket
the wife and kids and started home
Wishin' I'd never got up that

Now, I don't care what you do
If you wanna have a picnic, up to you
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanna it
'Cause see, I just lost all my picnic

in my kitchen, have picnics
See I got in my bathroom

Now, it don't to me quite so funny
What some are gonna do for money
a brand new gimmick every day
Just to take somebody's money

I think we take some of these people
Put 'em on a boat, 'em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic