Luyện nghe bài hát Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

Well, I saw it one day
That the Bear picnic was comin' my way
'Come and take a trip, we'll bring you up there on a ship
Bring the wife and family, the whole kids', yippee

Well, I run right and bought a ticket
To this thing called the Bear Picnic
did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise
It had to do with picnics
come close to a mountain, I hate bears

Took the wife and kids down to the
There were six people there
Everybody had a for the trip
"Oh well", I said, "It's a pretty big
Besides, anyhow, the the merrier"

Well, we all got on and what do you
That big old boat to sink
people kept a-pilin' on
That old ship was a-goin'
Funny way to start a

Well, I soon track of my kids and wife
So many people I saw in my life
That old ship was sinkin' in the water
There were six thousand tryin' to kill each other

Dogs a-barkin', a-screamin',
a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper flyin'
Cops a-comin', me
we just better call off the picnic

I got shoved and pushed around
All I remember was a sound
Don't one thing more
All I remember's walkin' up on a

My arms and were broken
My feet was splintered, my head was
I couldn't walk, talk, smell, feel
Couldn't see, I know where I was
I was bald, quite lucky to be alive

Well, feelin' like I climbed outta my casket
I grabbed back hold of my picnic
Took the and kids and started home
Wishin' I'd never got up that

Now, I don't care just you do
If you wanna a picnic, that's up to you
But don't tell me it, I don't wanna hear it
'Cause see, I just lost all my picnic

Stay in my kitchen, have
See I got picnic in my

Now, it don't to me quite so funny
What some are gonna do for money
There's a brand new every day
to take somebody's money away

I think we oughta take some of people
Put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Mountain for a picnic