Luyện nghe bài hát Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

Well, I saw it one day
the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way
'Come along and take a trip, bring you up there on a ship
Bring the and family, bring the whole kids', yippee

Well, I run down and bought a ticket
To this thing called the Bear Picnic
Little did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, funny
It had nothin' to do picnics
come close to a mountain, I hate bears

Took the wife and kids to the pier
There were six thousand there
had a ticket for the trip
"Oh well", I said, "It's a pretty big
Besides, anyhow, the the merrier"

Well, we all got on and do you think
That big old started to sink
More people kept on
That old was a-goin' down
Funny way to start a

Well, I lost track of my kids and wife
So many I never saw in my life
That old ship was sinkin' in the water
There six thousand people tryin' to kill each other

Dogs a-barkin', a-screamin',
a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper flyin'
Cops a-comin', me
Maybe we better call off the picnic

I got down and pushed around
All I remember was a sound
Don't remember one thing
All I remember's up on a shore

My arms and legs broken
My feet was splintered, my was cracked
I couldn't walk, talk, smell, feel
Couldn't see, I didn't know I was
I was bald, quite lucky to be alive

Well, feelin' like I climbed outta my casket
I grabbed back hold of my picnic
Took the wife and and started home
Wishin' I'd never got up that

Now, I care just what you do
If you wanna a picnic, that's up to you
But don't me about it, I don't wanna hear it
'Cause see, I just lost all my picnic

in my kitchen, have picnics
See I got picnic in my

Now, it don't seem to me quite so
What some people are do for money
There's a brand new gimmick day
Just to take somebody's money

I think we take some of these people
Put 'em on a boat, 'em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic