Luyện nghe bài hát Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

Well, I saw it one day
That the Bear Mountain was comin' my way
'Come along and a trip, we'll bring you up there on a ship
Bring the wife and family, bring the kids', yippee

Well, I run right down and a ticket
To this thing the Bear Mountain Picnic
did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise
It had to do with picnics
come close to a mountain, I hate bears

Took the wife and kids to the pier
There were six thousand there
Everybody had a ticket for the
"Oh well", I said, "It's a big ship
Besides, anyhow, the the merrier"

Well, we all got on and do you think
big old boat started to sink
More kept a-pilin' on
That old was a-goin' down
way to start a picnic

Well, I lost track of my kids and wife
So many people I never saw in my
That old ship was down in the water
There were six people tryin' to kill each other

Dogs a-barkin', a-screamin',
a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper flyin'
Cops a-comin', me
Maybe we better call off the picnic

I got shoved down and pushed
All I remember was a moanin'
Don't remember one thing
All I remember's walkin' up on a

My arms and legs broken
My was splintered, my head was cracked
I walk, couldn't talk, smell, feel
Couldn't see, I know where I was
I was bald, lucky to be alive though

Well, feelin' like I just outta my casket
I grabbed back hold of my basket
Took the wife and kids and home
Wishin' I'd never got up that

Now, I don't just what you do
If you have a picnic, that's up to you
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanna it
see, I just lost all my picnic spirit

Stay in my kitchen, picnics
See I got in my bathroom

Now, it don't seem to me so funny
What people are gonna do for money
a brand new gimmick every day
Just to take somebody's away

I think we oughta take of these people
Put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear for a picnic