Luyện nghe bài hát Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

Well, I saw it one day
That the Bear picnic was comin' my way
'Come along and take a trip, we'll bring you up on a ship
Bring the and family, bring the whole kids', yippee

Well, I run right down and bought a
To this called the Bear Mountain Picnic
Little did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, surprise
It had nothin' to do picnics
Didn't come close to a mountain, I hate

the wife and kids down to the pier
There were six thousand people
Everybody had a ticket for the
"Oh well", I said, "It's a pretty big
Besides, anyhow, the the merrier"

Well, we all got on and what do you
big old boat started to sink
More people a-pilin' on
old ship was a-goin' down
Funny way to a picnic

Well, I soon lost track of my kids and
So many I never saw in my life
That old ship was sinkin' in the water
There six thousand people tryin' to kill each other

a-barkin', cats a-screamin',
Women a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', flyin'
a-comin', me runnin'
Maybe we just call off the picnic

I got shoved down and around
All I was a moanin' sound
Don't remember one more
All I remember's walkin' up on a

My arms and legs were
My feet was splintered, my head was
I couldn't walk, couldn't talk, smell,
Couldn't see, I didn't know I was
I was bald, quite to be alive though

Well, feelin' I just climbed outta my casket
I back hold of my picnic basket
the wife and kids and started home
Wishin' I'd got up that mornin'

Now, I don't care what you do
If you wanna have a picnic, up to you
But don't tell me about it, I don't hear it
'Cause see, I just lost all my picnic

in my kitchen, have picnics
See I got picnic in my

Now, it don't to me quite so funny
What some people are do for money
a brand new gimmick every day
Just to take somebody's away

I think we oughta take of these people
Put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear Mountain for a