It so wrong 'cause it feel so right But it's alright, okay with me I'll do my steps all by I don't need nobody to with me
But if you just me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I But don't nobody wanna with me So I'm taking my ball and home, home
I'm that guy, man, a dime up in my hind end And crush it with my butt muscles I cut vocals Slut poke in your shirt, jump in mud puddles While I stomp mud holes in ass, girl, now let's cuddle
Blood curdling, gurgling in on your blood waddle I do for my trick, I'm feeling wonderful I think I might just do a little less subtle Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a kids butt hole
Feel the of a psychopath slash Ambassador Of the Valentine Day massacre assassin I slash her in the ass with an icicle and leave her lay in a blood I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
In my Spider Man mask, man, imagine The fun I can have with a on Stick up a Kim ass And the bitch run a triathlon
Are those pistachios? Damn I'd like to some Laying on the patio, man a fat one drop the magic marker, put the cap on Goddamn man, are you that of an asshole
It feels so wrong it feel so right But alright, it's okay with me do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play me
But if you give me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I But nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and home, home
I'm like Houdini, my teeny, eenie, weenie between each One of my thighs and make it disappear a genie this shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini Believe me, homie, you don't know the of a meanie
They call me the fruit loop Jupiter, I'm tryna maneuver The up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in uvula You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your
Totally tubular, sniffin' through a tube in the studio Now who do ya is more fruitier? Weeny smothered in butter pudding on the tube of your Eye shadow and that'd look nice, you seen it, mother
I think I'll put a of art on my Visa card Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a art Then on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's in her lap and watch the Sopranos.
It feels so wrong 'cause it feel so But alright, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by I don't need nobody to play me
But if you just give me a I can put you in a trance, the way I But don't wanna play with me So I'm my ball and going home, home
Shady, are ya doin' chewin' on a human? Grab an aluminum bat, hide a clue in the back Boom and assumin' the fact that dude's in the back room Usin' the bathroom, a raccoon
Skewin' a rat, a cat, a baboon You shouldn't ask, what is he doin' with that You should be glad he leave you full of stab wounds You in a trance, I'm doing my dance, ooh
But they're afraid I get Sarah Palin by the hair and Make her wear a bathin' suit and take her Shady, why do you pick on the lady for? Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters my bed Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my No my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed You like graffiti, dike? Well, I can pee-pee and your name
It feels so wrong it feel so right But alright, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by I don't need to play with me
But if you give me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I But don't nobody wanna with me So I'm taking my ball and home, home
Fine, nobody wants to with me? Fuck you then, Guys, you're always to me anyways All you do is rub gum in my hair and stuff You guys are make me, make me sad Bad, I'm cry, I'm crying I'm gonna my mom Mom