It feels so wrong 'cause it so right But it's alright, it's okay me I'll do my all by myself I don't nobody to play with me
But if you give me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I But don't nobody wanna with me So I'm my ball and going home, home
I'm that guy, man, shove a dime up in my end And crush it with my butt while I cut vocals Slut poke holes in your shirt, jump in mud I stomp mud holes in your ass, girl, now let's cuddle
Blood curdling, you're gurgling in on your waddle I do for my next trick, I'm wonderful I think I might do something a little less subtle Shove a Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Of the Valentine Day massacre assassin I her in the ass with an icicle and leave her lay in a blood bath I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
In my Spider Man mask, man, just The fun I can have a strap on up a Kim Kardashians ass And the bitch run a triathlon
Are those Damn I'd like to have some Laying on the patio, man a fat one drop the magic marker, put the cap on Goddamn man, are you that of an asshole
It feels so wrong it feel so right But it's alright, it's okay me I'll do my steps all by I need nobody to play with me
But if you just me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I But nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and home, home
I'm Houdini, tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each One of my and make it disappear like a genie Make this shit disappear Tara Reid in a bikini me, homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter, I'm maneuver The hoover up in your poop shoot, move or ya Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in uvula You ain't gonna know he was tryna do to your gluteus
tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio Now who do ya think is more Weeny smothered in butter pudding on the tube of your Eye and that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it, mother
I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a art Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's McDonald's in her lap and watch the Sopranos.
It so wrong 'cause it feel so right But it's alright, okay with me I'll do my steps all by I need nobody to play with me
But if you just me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I But nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and home, home
Shady, are ya doin' chewin' on a human? Grab an aluminum bat, hide a clue in the back Boom and assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back Usin' the bathroom, a raccoon
a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon You shouldn't ask, what is he doin' with that You should be glad he leave you full of stab wounds You in a trance, I'm doing my dance, ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah by the hair and Make her a bathin' suit and take her parasailin' Shady, why do you gotta pick on the for? Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in talk?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters my bed Kelly Pickler hid my box under my bassinet No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper to be changed You like graffiti, Well, I can pee-pee and write your name
It feels so wrong it feel so right But it's alright, okay with me do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play me
But if you just give me a I can put you in a trance, the way I But don't wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and home, home
Fine, nobody to play with me? you then, bitch Guys, you're always mean to me All you ever do is rub gum in my and stuff You guys are gon' make me, me sad Bad, I'm gonna cry, I'm I'm tell my mom Mom