"Whassup, man?" "What up?" "Can you believe I went in this place and this, this arrogant son of a bitch behind the counter had the nerve to call me a fucking superstar" "Rock star" "No, I, no, a superstar, a rock star none the less, but a superstar, yes, no, and, and what I understand is how the fuck am I a superstar? How are you a superstar? We don't got a fucking video on MTV" "No!" "I got one car! And it's got a flat tire and a fucking broken rear mirror" "I got two cars" "You got two cars?" "But still..." "You be a superstar" "No" "I seen you flying the hood" "No!" "You be a superstar" "Never!" "Ok, look, so I don't understand that shit, basically that shit ain't shit to me, I ain't a mothafucking.." "You be a rock star. Ya know, maybe a rock star" "You could be a rock star. With a little bit of effort and a video. I can you into some A&R. I can get you on the radio, you, my friend, can be a rock star" "Nice" "Warped Tour, baby"
(Chorus) Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't come on Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit (Say what?) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't Everybody on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you shit Don't let it go to your
(Monoxide Child) I'm a phat ass mink, and some chipped sunglasses So sweet and they call me Lil' Molasses Don't let it fool you though, I'm a slitter Chest permed, all covered in glitter I got bitches falling out of my at all times on me, spreading these rumors, to all kinds Hating on me, leaving these people false lines Bitch, you must be out your goddamn Understand I'm the mothafucking shit, And you ain't got to say it, I can see it on lips, please Put my on a hot dog bun and put that in your mouth And my name off your tongue, hoe (BIATCH!) fun in that Twiztid thong I got my in the car waiting all night long I shit (Yeah) You can let the world know The way I gets some pussy's if the bitch is a hoe (Eat a dick)
(Chorus) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't come on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't (Say what?) Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't Everybody on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't Don't let it go to head
(Jamie Madrox) Superstar with the boots and a big old Neck, chest, and dick tip in lipstick Rhinestone Nipples us about them tender young asses And fucking in a We like ass bounce to the ounce All you hoes go and ask your friends what I'm talking Light built, with bills Got a chauffer a limo I ain't never a steering wheel Besides I'm to to drive And after the show about getting high Let's talk you for a second lets talk about me for an hour and a half Oh yeah, here go that autograph you asking Don't forget to flash your on the way out See, I'm a superstar, hell I'm on my own Even I ain't shit And know it
(Chorus 2x) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't Everybody on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you shit (Say what?) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit come on Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit Don't let it go to head