"Whassup, man?" "What up?" "Can you believe I went in this mothafucking place and this, this arrogant son of a bitch behind the counter had the to call me a fucking superstar" "Rock star" "No, I, no, a superstar, a rock none the less, but a superstar, yes, no, and, and what I don't understand is how the fuck am I a superstar? How are you a superstar? We don't got a fucking video on MTV" "No!" "I got one car! And it's got a flat tire and a fucking rear view mirror" "I got two cars" "You got two cars?" "But still..." "You be a superstar" "No" "I seen you around the hood" "No!" "You be a superstar" "Never!" "Ok, well look, so I don't understand that shit, basically shit ain't shit to me, I ain't a mothafucking.." "You be a rock star. Ya know, maybe a rock star" "You could be a rock star. With a little bit of effort and a video. I can work you into A&R. I can get you on the radio, you, my friend, can be a rock star" "Nice" "Warped Tour, baby"
(Chorus) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't come on Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit (Say what?) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit Everybody on Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit Don't let it go to your
(Monoxide Child) I'm rocking a ass mink, and some chipped sunglasses So and sticky they call me Lil' Molasses Don't let it fool you though, I'm a slitter Chest hair permed, all in glitter I got bitches falling out of my at all times on me, spreading these rumors, to all kinds Hating on me, leaving these with false lines Bitch, you be out your goddamn mind Understand I'm the mothafucking shit, And you got to say it, I can see it on your lips, please Put my dick on a hot dog bun and put that in mouth And my name off your tongue, hoe (BIATCH!) Pink fun in Twiztid thong I got my homie in the car all night long I shit (Yeah) You can let the whole world The only way I gets pussy's if the bitch is a hoe (Eat a dick)
(Chorus) Superstar, you shit Superstar, you shit Everybody on Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit (Say what?) Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't come on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't let it go to your head
(Jamie Madrox) Superstar with the boots and a big old Neck, chest, and tip covered in lipstick sunglasses Nipples us about them tender young asses And in a casket We like ass bounce to the ounce All you lame hoes go and ask your I'm talking about Light built, with dollor Got a chauffer a limo I ain't touch a steering wheel Besides I'm to fine to And after the show it's getting high Let's talk about you for a Then lets about me for an hour and a half Oh yeah, here go that autograph you about Don't forget to flash your on the way out See, I'm a superstar, I'm on my own dick Even though I shit And know it
(Chorus 2x) Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't come on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't (Say what?) Superstar, you shit Superstar, you shit Everybody on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't Don't let it go to head