"Whassup, man?" "What up?" "Can you believe I went in this mothafucking place and this, this arrogant son of a bitch the counter had the nerve to call me a fucking superstar" "Rock star" "No, I, no, a superstar, a star none the less, but a superstar, yes, no, and, and what I don't understand is how the fuck am I a superstar? How are you a superstar? We don't got a fucking video on MTV" "No!" "I got one car! And it's got a tire and a fucking broken rear view mirror" "I got two cars" "You got two cars?" "But still..." "You be a superstar" "No" "I seen you flying the hood" "No!" "You be a superstar" "Never!" "Ok, look, so I don't understand that shit, basically that shit ain't shit to me, I ain't a mothafucking.." "You might be a star. Ya know, maybe a rock star" "You be a rock star. With a little bit of effort and a video. I can work you into some A&R. I can get you on the radio, you, my friend, can be a rock star" "Nice" "Warped Tour, baby"
(Chorus) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit Everybody on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you shit (Say what?) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit Everybody on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't let it go to your head
(Monoxide Child) I'm a phat ass mink, and some chipped sunglasses So sweet and they call me Lil' Molasses Don't let it fool you though, I'm a slitter hair permed, all covered in glitter I got falling out of my pockets at all times Lying on me, spreading these rumors, to all Hating on me, leaving these people with false Bitch, you be out your goddamn mind Understand I'm the shit, bitch And you ain't got to say it, I can see it on your lips, Put my on a hot dog bun and put that in your mouth And keep my name off tongue, hoe (BIATCH!) Pink fun in that thong I got my in the car waiting all night long I ain't (Yeah) You can let the whole world The only way I gets some pussy's if the is a hoe (Eat a dick)
(Chorus) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't come on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't (Say what?) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit Everybody on Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't let it go to your head
(Jamie Madrox) Superstar with the and a big old dick Neck, chest, and dick tip covered in Rhinestone Nipples tells us about them tender asses And fucking in a We ass with bounce to the ounce All you lame hoes go and ask your I'm talking about Light built, dollor bills Got a with a limo I ain't touch a steering wheel Besides I'm to fine to And after the show it's getting high talk about you for a second Then lets talk me for an hour and a half Oh yeah, here go that autograph you asking Don't forget to flash your on the way out See, I'm a superstar, I'm on my own dick though I ain't shit And know it
(Chorus 2x) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't Everybody on Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit (Say what?) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't come on Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't let it go to your head