"Whassup, man?" "What up?" "Can you believe I went in mothafucking place and this, this arrogant son of a bitch behind the counter had the nerve to call me a fucking superstar" "Rock star" "No, I, no, a superstar, a rock none the less, but a superstar, yes, no, and, and what I don't understand is how the fuck am I a superstar? How are you a superstar? We don't got a fucking video on MTV" "No!" "I got one car! And it's got a flat tire and a fucking rear view mirror" "I got two cars" "You got two cars?" "But still..." "You be a superstar" "No" "I seen you around the hood" "No!" "You be a superstar" "Never!" "Ok, well look, so I don't understand shit, basically that shit ain't shit to me, I ain't a mothafucking.." "You be a rock star. Ya know, maybe a rock star" "You could be a rock star. With a bit of effort and a video. I can work you into some A&R. I can get you on the radio, you, my friend, can be a rock star" "Nice" "Warped Tour, baby"
(Chorus) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't Everybody on Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit (Say what?) Superstar, you shit Superstar, you shit Everybody on Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit let it go to your head
(Monoxide Child) I'm rocking a phat ass mink, and some sunglasses So sweet and sticky they call me Molasses Don't let it you though, I'm a neck slitter Chest permed, all covered in glitter I got bitches falling out of my at all times Lying on me, spreading rumors, to all kinds on me, leaving these people with false lines Bitch, you must be out your goddamn Understand I'm the mothafucking shit, And you got to say it, I can see it on your lips, please Put my on a hot dog bun and put that in your mouth And my name off your tongue, hoe (BIATCH!) Pink fun in that Twiztid I got my in the car waiting all night long I ain't (Yeah) You can let the whole know The only way I gets pussy's if the bitch is a hoe (Eat a dick)
(Chorus) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit come on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you shit (Say what?) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't Everybody on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't let it go to your head
(Jamie Madrox) Superstar with the boots and a big old Neck, chest, and dick tip covered in Rhinestone Nipples tells us about them tender asses And in a casket We ass with bounce to the ounce All you hoes go and ask your friends I'm talking about Light built, with bills Got a chauffer with a I never touch a steering wheel Besides I'm to to drive And after the it's about getting high talk about you for a second Then lets talk about me for an and a half Oh yeah, here go that you asking about Don't forget to your titties on the way out See, I'm a superstar, hell I'm on my own Even I ain't shit And everybody it
(Chorus 2x) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you shit Everybody on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't (Say what?) Superstar, you ain't Superstar, you ain't come on Superstar, you shit Superstar, you ain't Don't let it go to head