If you are you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's And the And they wanna oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, uh, a fresh cool Lu Tryna' his microphone check two, one, two Wanna' believe my own but it's too untrue The brought me to my knees, what have you brung you?
Did you on the design? Did you do somethin' new? ya' name ain't on the guest list, who brung you? You, the more famous person you through And the lady next to you, you come too
And then it hit me, standin' outside of Waitin' for God to and get me, I'm too uncouth Unschooled to the and too gum shoe Too much of a new comer and too
Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle it well Though I need holiday lady who sung, "Blue" Go back, whatever you did you Heavy as heaven, the on me, two ton's too
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's And the And wanna know oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
And you better wear shades The spotlights here, can holes through the stage Down to the basement, pass the Indian the dinosaurs laid
And out through China, nearly airliners Magnified times five, 'less it's pointed at the Ricochets off the and sets the forest ablaze Now that's to say
'Cause even all that, most of us don't want it to fade The audience ain't fazed, they gonna clap And they gonna praise They want everything back they've paid 'Cause they've been waitin' ten to see the lights get dim
If you are you say you are, a superstar have no fear, the crowd is here And the are on And they show, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me 'Cause been standin' in this line for like five whole days Me and ain't gettin' along And when I got to the front, they told me all of the were gone
So just take me where the mood is mellow And the roses are grown, M&M's are And the light bulbs around my don't flicker Everybody gets a nice picture
One for you and one for sister Who had to work but is an avid listener Every song's a song and mics don't feedback All the reviewers say, "You to go and see that"
And everybody claps 'cause is pleased And then they all the stage and start performin' for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
If you are what you say you are, a have no fear, the camera's here And the And they know, oh, oh, oh, oh If you are you say you are