If you are what you say you are, a Then have no fear, the camera's And the And they know oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, uh, a fresh young Lu Tryna' catch his check two, one, two Wanna' believe my own but it's too untrue The world me to my knees, what have you brung you?
Did you improve on the Did you do somethin' new? Well ya' ain't on the guest list, who brung you? You, the more person you come through And the lady next to you, you come too
And then it hit me, standin' outside of for God to come and get me, I'm too uncouth Unschooled to the rules and too gum Too much of a new and too uncool
Like Shadow and Lavelle, I with it well Though I need holiday lady who sung, "Blue" Go back, whatever you did you Heavy as heaven, the devil on me, two too
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's And the And they know oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
And you wear your shades The here, can burn holes through the stage Down to the basement, pass the Indian the dinosaurs laid
And out China, nearly misses airliners Magnified five, 'less it's pointed at the rhymer Ricochets off the and sets the forest ablaze Now important to say
'Cause even with all that, most of us don't want it to The audience ain't fazed, they ain't gonna And they ain't praise They want everything back they've paid they've been waitin' since ten to see the lights get dim
If you are you say you are, a superstar have no fear, the crowd is here And the are on And they show, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and me away 'Cause I've been standin' in this line for like five days Me and ain't gettin' along And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were
So just take me home the mood is mellow And the are grown, M&M's are yellow And the light bulbs my mirror don't flicker Everybody a nice autograph picture
One for you and one for your Who had to work tonight but is an listener Every song's a song and mics don't feedback All the reviewers say, "You to go and see that"
And claps 'cause everybody is pleased And then they all take the stage and performin' for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
If you are what you say you are, a Then have no fear, the here And the And wanna know, oh, oh, oh, oh If you are you say you are