If you are you say you are, a superstar have no fear, the camera's here And the And wanna know oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, uh, a fresh cool Lu Tryna' his microphone check two, one, two Wanna' believe my own hype but it's too The world brought me to my knees, what you brung you?
Did you improve on the design? Did you do somethin' Well ya' ain't on the guest list, who brung you? You, the famous person you come through And the sexy lady next to you, you too
And then it hit me, outside of heaven Waitin' for God to and get me, I'm too uncouth Unschooled to the rules and too gum Too of a new comer and too uncool
Like and Lavelle, I battle with it well Though I need holiday like who sung, "Blue" Go back, you did you undo as heaven, the devil on me, two ton's too
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then no fear, the camera's here And the And they wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
And you wear your shades The spotlights here, can burn holes the stage Down to the basement, pass the graves the dinosaurs laid
And out China, nearly misses airliners Magnified times five, 'less pointed at the rhymer off the moon and sets the forest ablaze Now important to say
'Cause even with all that, most of us don't it to fade The ain't fazed, they ain't gonna clap And ain't gonna praise They want everything back they've paid 'Cause they've been waitin' since ten to see the get dim
If you are what you say you are, a Then no fear, the crowd is here And the are on And they wanna show, oh, oh, oh, oh
So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me 'Cause been standin' in this line for like five whole days Me and security gettin' along And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets gone
So take me home where the mood is mellow And the roses are grown, M&M's are And the light around my mirror don't flicker gets a nice autograph picture
One for you and one for your Who had to work tonight but is an listener Every a favorite song and mics don't feedback All the say, "You need to go and see that"
And claps 'cause everybody is pleased And then they all the stage and start performin' for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's And the And they know, oh, oh, oh, oh If you are you say you are