If you are you say you are, a superstar Then no fear, the camera's here And the And they know oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, uh, a cool young Lu Tryna' catch his microphone two, one, two Wanna' believe my own but it's too untrue The world brought me to my knees, what have you you?
Did you improve on the design? Did you do somethin' Well ya' name ain't on the guest list, who brung You, the more person you come through And the lady next to you, you come too
And then it hit me, outside of heaven for God to come and get me, I'm too uncouth Unschooled to the rules and too gum Too much of a new and too uncool
Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle it well Though I need holiday like who sung, "Blue" Go back, whatever you did you as heaven, the devil on me, two ton's too
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's And the And they wanna know oh, oh, oh, oh,
And you better your shades The spotlights here, can burn through the stage Down to the basement, the Indian graves the dinosaurs laid
And out China, nearly misses airliners Magnified times five, 'less it's pointed at the Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest Now that's to say
'Cause even with all that, most of us don't it to fade The audience fazed, they ain't gonna clap And they ain't praise They want back that they've paid 'Cause they've been since ten to see the lights get dim
If you are what you say you are, a Then have no fear, the crowd is And the are on And they wanna show, oh, oh, oh, oh
So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me 'Cause I've been standin' in this line for like five days Me and security ain't gettin' And I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were gone
So just take me home where the mood is And the are grown, M&M's are yellow And the light bulbs around my don't flicker gets a nice autograph picture
One for you and one for your Who had to work tonight but is an listener Every song's a favorite song and mics feedback All the reviewers say, "You to go and see that"
And claps 'cause everybody is pleased And they all take the stage and start performin' for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
If you are what you say you are, a have no fear, the camera's here And the And wanna know, oh, oh, oh, oh If you are you say you are