If you are what you say you are, a have no fear, the camera's here And the And wanna know oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, uh, a cool young Lu catch his microphone check two, one, two Wanna' my own hype but it's too untrue The world brought me to my knees, have you brung you?
Did you on the design? Did you do somethin' new? Well ya' name on the guest list, who brung you? You, the more famous you come through And the sexy lady to you, you come too
And it hit me, standin' outside of heaven Waitin' for God to and get me, I'm too uncouth Unschooled to the rules and too gum Too much of a new and too uncool
Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it I need holiday like lady who sung, "Blue" Go back, whatever you did you Heavy as heaven, the devil on me, two too
If you are what you say you are, a Then no fear, the camera's here And the And they wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
And you better wear your The spotlights here, can holes through the stage Down to the basement, pass the graves the dinosaurs laid
And out through China, nearly airliners Magnified five, 'less it's pointed at the rhymer Ricochets off the and sets the forest ablaze Now that's to say
'Cause even with all that, most of us don't it to fade The audience ain't fazed, ain't gonna clap And they ain't gonna They want everything back that they've 'Cause been waitin' since ten to see the lights get dim
If you are what you say you are, a Then no fear, the crowd is here And the are on And wanna show, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
So chauffeur, chauffeur, and take me away 'Cause been standin' in this line for like five whole days Me and security ain't gettin' And when I got to the front, told me all of the tickets were gone
So just take me where the mood is mellow And the roses are grown, are yellow And the light bulbs my mirror don't flicker Everybody a nice autograph picture
One for you and one for your Who had to tonight but is an avid listener Every song's a song and mics don't feedback All the reviewers say, "You to go and see that"
And claps 'cause everybody is pleased And they all take the stage and start performin' for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
If you are what you say you are, a Then no fear, the camera's here And the And wanna know, oh, oh, oh, oh If you are you say you are