If you are what you say you are, a Then have no fear, the camera's And the And they wanna oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, uh, a fresh cool Lu Tryna' catch his microphone two, one, two believe my own hype but it's too untrue The world brought me to my knees, what have you you?
Did you improve on the Did you do somethin' new? Well ya' name on the guest list, who brung you? You, the more person you come through And the lady next to you, you come too
And then it hit me, outside of heaven Waitin' for God to and get me, I'm too uncouth to the rules and too gum shoe Too much of a new and too uncool
Like Shadow and Lavelle, I with it well Though I need holiday lady who sung, "Blue" Go back, whatever you did you Heavy as heaven, the devil on me, two too
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then no fear, the camera's here And the And they wanna know oh, oh, oh, oh,
And you wear your shades The spotlights here, can burn holes the stage Down to the basement, the Indian graves the dinosaurs laid
And out through China, misses airliners Magnified times five, it's pointed at the rhymer off the moon and sets the forest ablaze Now important to say
'Cause even with all that, most of us don't want it to The audience ain't fazed, they ain't clap And ain't gonna praise They want everything back that paid they've been waitin' since ten to see the lights get dim
If you are you say you are, a superstar have no fear, the crowd is here And the are on And they show, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and me away 'Cause I've been standin' in this line for five whole days Me and security ain't along And when I got to the front, they told me all of the were gone
So just take me home where the mood is And the are grown, M&M's are yellow And the light bulbs my mirror don't flicker Everybody gets a nice autograph
One for you and one for your Who had to work tonight but is an listener Every song's a favorite song and mics don't All the reviewers say, "You to go and see that"
And everybody claps 'cause everybody is And then all take the stage and start performin' for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
If you are what you say you are, a Then have no fear, the camera's And the And they know, oh, oh, oh, oh If you are you say you are