If you are what you say you are, a have no fear, the camera's here And the And they wanna oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, uh, a fresh young Lu catch his microphone check two, one, two Wanna' believe my own hype but too untrue The world me to my knees, what have you brung you?
Did you improve on the Did you do somethin' new? Well ya' name ain't on the guest list, who you? You, the more famous person you come And the sexy lady to you, you come too
And it hit me, standin' outside of heaven Waitin' for God to come and get me, I'm too to the rules and too gum shoe Too of a new comer and too uncool
Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well Though I need holiday lady who sung, "Blue" Go back, you did you undo Heavy as heaven, the on me, two ton's too
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then no fear, the camera's here And the And they know oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
And you wear your shades The spotlights here, can burn holes through the to the basement, pass the Indian graves Where the laid
And out China, nearly misses airliners Magnified five, 'less it's pointed at the rhymer Ricochets off the moon and sets the ablaze Now important to say
'Cause even with all that, most of us don't it to fade The audience ain't fazed, they ain't clap And they ain't gonna They want back that they've paid 'Cause they've been since ten to see the lights get dim
If you are you say you are, a superstar have no fear, the crowd is here And the are on And wanna show, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me I've been standin' in this line for like five whole days Me and security gettin' along And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets gone
So just take me home the mood is mellow And the roses are grown, M&M's are And the light bulbs around my don't flicker gets a nice autograph picture
One for you and one for sister Who had to tonight but is an avid listener Every song's a favorite song and don't feedback All the reviewers say, "You to go and see that"
And claps 'cause everybody is pleased And they all take the stage and start performin' for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then no fear, the camera's here And the And wanna know, oh, oh, oh, oh If you are you say you are