If you are you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the here And the And wanna know oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, uh, a fresh cool Lu Tryna' his microphone check two, one, two Wanna' believe my own hype but too untrue The world brought me to my knees, what you brung you?
Did you improve on the design? Did you do somethin' Well ya' name ain't on the guest list, who you? You, the more famous person you through And the sexy lady next to you, you too
And then it hit me, standin' outside of Waitin' for God to and get me, I'm too uncouth to the rules and too gum shoe Too much of a new and too uncool
Like Shadow and Lavelle, I with it well I need holiday like lady who sung, "Blue" Go back, whatever you did you as heaven, the devil on me, two ton's too
If you are what you say you are, a Then have no fear, the here And the And they know oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
And you better wear your The spotlights here, can burn holes the stage Down to the basement, pass the Indian Where the laid
And out through China, nearly airliners Magnified times five, 'less pointed at the rhymer Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest Now important to say
'Cause even with all that, most of us want it to fade The audience ain't fazed, they ain't clap And ain't gonna praise They want everything that they've paid 'Cause they've been since ten to see the lights get dim
If you are what you say you are, a Then have no fear, the is here And the are on And they wanna show, oh, oh, oh, oh
So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me 'Cause I've been standin' in this line for like five days Me and security ain't gettin' And when I got to the front, told me all of the tickets were gone
So just me home where the mood is mellow And the roses are grown, are yellow And the bulbs around my mirror don't flicker Everybody a nice autograph picture
One for you and one for your Who had to tonight but is an avid listener Every song's a favorite song and don't feedback All the say, "You need to go and see that"
And everybody 'cause everybody is pleased And then they all take the and start performin' for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the here And the And they know, oh, oh, oh, oh If you are you say you are