If you are what you say you are, a Then have no fear, the here And the And they wanna oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, uh, a fresh young Lu catch his microphone check two, one, two Wanna' believe my own hype but too untrue The world brought me to my knees, what have you brung
Did you on the design? Did you do somethin' new? Well ya' name ain't on the guest list, who you? You, the more famous person you come And the sexy lady next to you, you too
And it hit me, standin' outside of heaven for God to come and get me, I'm too uncouth Unschooled to the and too gum shoe Too of a new comer and too uncool
Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well Though I need holiday like who sung, "Blue" Go back, you did you undo Heavy as heaven, the devil on me, two too
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then no fear, the camera's here And the And they wanna know oh, oh, oh, oh,
And you better wear your The spotlights here, can burn through the stage Down to the basement, pass the Indian Where the laid
And out through China, nearly misses Magnified times five, 'less it's pointed at the Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest Now important to say
even with all that, most of us don't want it to fade The audience ain't fazed, they ain't clap And they ain't praise They want everything back that paid 'Cause been waitin' since ten to see the lights get dim
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the crowd is And the are on And they show, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me 'Cause I've standin' in this line for like five whole days Me and security gettin' along And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were
So just take me home where the is mellow And the roses are grown, M&M's are And the light bulbs around my mirror don't Everybody gets a nice picture
One for you and one for your Who had to work but is an avid listener Every song's a favorite song and mics feedback All the reviewers say, "You to go and see that"
And everybody claps 'cause everybody is And they all take the stage and start performin' for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
If you are you say you are, a superstar Then no fear, the camera's here And the And wanna know, oh, oh, oh, oh If you are you say you are