Me an' Earl was workin' the superslab outside a' Ogallala? When outta town a local clown in a '65 Impala Had a 'coon flyin' off a' his whip antenna
We was haulin' a load a' them go-go 'em over to O-town Old boy got on his "How's about a little showdown?"
Well, hot damn, I'm a man, So ev'rybody get yer down 'Cause this old truck make us a buck in the bread pan, pickin' out vittles Swing heifers and away we go
Wake up, Earl, we gots to race that pile a' junk over ta Platte city
Well, bears and deuces wild We got the door pad-locked He says, "Bet five bucks and a a' beef, "I can beat them ta Flat Rock."
You hear that, Earl? He says he's whip Ol' Bessie here!
I says, "Call your and raise ya ten "Jes' kiss that goodby, boy "'Cause when Bessie that floatin' gear "You be eatin' Hereford pie. Yeah."
Well, hot damn, I'm a man, So ev'rybody get yer bets 'Cause this old truck make us a buck She gonna round curves at thirty gees A trunk full a' cows an' a hood full a'
it up a notch, Earl. Yeah, that's it. That's floatin' gear! Bessie!
Well, it on in and head it for the barn If we don't win, we sell the farm
If old wreck don't break my neck, We gonna them cows to a discatheque
I says, "Come on, Earl, give it a whirl. "That Chevy is up speed." Well, we the Platte at a hundred flat Old was a-blowin' the weeds
We was in that Monfort lane.
Yeah, we won the race with a ace When the made a fatal pass Yeah, he got too Got a dose a' that good ol' Hereford gas. Phew!
Hot damn, I'm a man, So get yer bets down 'Cause this old truck's gonna make us a rollin' the boulevard shakedown
Hot damn, I'm a man And I sorta like ta put my foot old rig gonna blow your wig Got go-go girls and a cab see ya all out on the superslab for a showdown