Me an' Earl was the superslab outside a' that Ogallala? When outta town a local clown in a '65 Impala Had a tail flyin' off a' his whip antenna
We was haulin' a load a' them go-go 'em over to O-town Old boy got on his "How's about a little showdown?"
Well, hot damn, I'm a man, So ev'rybody get yer bets this old truck gonna make us a buck Chicken in the bread pan, out vittles Swing them heifers and we go
Wake up, Earl, we gots to race pile a' junk over ta North Platte city
Well, one-eyed and deuces wild We got the door pad-locked He says, "Bet bucks and a side a' beef, "I can beat them ta Flat Rock."
You that, Earl? He says he's gonna whip Ol' Bessie here!
I says, "Call your and raise ya ten "Jes' kiss that goodby, boy "'Cause when Bessie that floatin' gear "You gonna be eatin' pie. Yeah."
Well, hot damn, I'm a man, So get yer bets down 'Cause this old gonna make us a buck She gonna round them curves at thirty A full a' cows an' a hood full a' bees
it up a notch, Earl. Yeah, that's it. That's gear! C'mon Bessie!
Well, tuck it on in and it for the barn If we don't win, we gonna sell the
If old wreck don't break my neck, We gonna take cows to a discatheque
I says, "Come on, Earl, give it a whirl. "That is a-pickin' up speed." Well, we crossed the at a hundred flat Old Bessie was the weeds
We was in that Monfort lane.
Yeah, we won the race with a ace the Chevy made a fatal pass Yeah, he got too Got a dose a' that good ol' Hereford gas. Phew!
Hot damn, I'm a man, So ev'rybody get yer down 'Cause old truck's gonna make us a buck She's the boulevard shakedown
Hot damn, I'm a man And I sorta like ta put my down This old rig gonna your wig Got go-go and a Peterbilt cab Gonna see ya all out on the for a showdown