Me an' Earl was workin' the superslab a' that Ogallala? When outta town a local clown in a '65 Impala Had a 'coon flyin' off a' his whip antenna
We was haulin' a load a' them girls Truckin' 'em to O-town Old boy got on his Says "How's about a showdown?"
Well, hot damn, I'm a man, So ev'rybody get yer bets 'Cause this old truck make us a buck Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out Swing them and away we go
Wake up, Earl, we gots to that pile a' junk over ta North Platte city
Well, one-eyed bears and wild We got the back pad-locked He says, "Bet bucks and a side a' beef, "I can beat them ta Flat Rock."
You hear that, Earl? He says he's whip Ol' Bessie here!
I says, "Call your and raise ya ten "Jes' kiss Chevy goodby, boy "'Cause when hits that floatin' gear "You gonna be Hereford pie. Yeah."
Well, hot damn, I'm a man, So ev'rybody get yer bets 'Cause this old gonna make us a buck She gonna round them curves at thirty A trunk full a' an' a hood full a' bees
it up a notch, Earl. Yeah, that's it. That's floatin' gear! Bessie!
Well, tuck it on in and head it for the If we don't win, we gonna sell the
If this old wreck don't my neck, We gonna take them to a discatheque
I says, "Come on, Earl, let's it a whirl. "That Chevy is up speed." Well, we the Platte at a hundred flat Old Bessie was the weeds
We definitely was in Monfort lane.
Yeah, we won the race with a ace When the made a fatal pass Yeah, he got too Got a dose a' that good ol' Hereford gas. Phew!
Hot damn, I'm a man, So ev'rybody get yer bets 'Cause this old truck's gonna us a buck She's rollin' the boulevard
Hot damn, I'm a man And I sorta like ta put my foot This old rig blow your wig Got go-go girls and a cab see ya all out on the superslab for a showdown