Me an' was workin' the superslab outside a' that Ogallala? When outta town come a local clown in a '65 Had a 'coon tail off a' his whip antenna
We was haulin' a load a' them go-go Truckin' 'em over to Old boy got on his Says "How's a little showdown?"
Well, hot damn, I'm a man, So ev'rybody get yer bets 'Cause this old gonna make us a buck Chicken in the bread pan, out vittles Swing them and away we go
Wake up, Earl, we gots to race that pile a' junk over ta North city
Well, one-eyed bears and wild We got the back door He says, "Bet five bucks and a a' beef, "I can beat cows ta Flat Rock."
You hear that, Earl? He says gonna whip Ol' Bessie here!
I says, "Call your and raise ya ten "Jes' kiss that goodby, boy "'Cause Bessie hits that floatin' gear "You gonna be Hereford pie. Yeah."
Well, hot damn, I'm a man, So ev'rybody get yer down 'Cause old truck gonna make us a buck She gonna them curves at thirty gees A trunk full a' cows an' a full a' bees
it up a notch, Earl. Yeah, that's it. That's floatin' gear! Bessie!
Well, it on in and head it for the barn If we win, we gonna sell the farm
If this old wreck break my neck, We gonna them cows to a discatheque
I says, "Come on, Earl, let's it a whirl. "That is a-pickin' up speed." Well, we the Platte at a hundred flat Old Bessie was a-blowin' the
We was in that Monfort lane.
Yeah, we won the race a bovine ace the Chevy made a fatal pass Yeah, he got too Got a dose a' that good ol' Hereford gas. Phew!
Hot damn, I'm a man, So get yer bets down 'Cause this old truck's make us a buck She's rollin' the boulevard
Hot damn, I'm a man And I sorta ta put my foot down This old rig gonna blow wig Got go-go girls and a cab Gonna see ya all out on the for a showdown