Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros. Rap

It's 1986 I'm in the first
I'm workin hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the so he can get the pussy
Believe me, would get that ass so f**k Luigi
Mario wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so the wedding bells
Jumpin on little mushroom men and turtle
Droppin down green pipes and passage ways
Makin his move to the end where the castle lays
Eat a magic grow a little higher
Eat a flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures attack him
Cut Mario
Oh sh*t on I'll be right back
I'm gonna the game if it takes me all summer
It's be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop his hand
Mario wanna get hit he'll shrink
Princess won't a little kid, I think
So grown and attend to your own
And eventually the will attend to your bone
(Speak 2X)
Save the Princess
Because she a dick
And if you let her
You get the
Bowser's to get head right now from the Princess
But if it's up to me that stop this instance
Cloud people throwin spike animals
Green plants with that attack like cannibals
I nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven
And Mario always says "Virgins, I love em'" (*from the "Kids"*)
I the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells I get one-up
I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never quit
Cause some kid in told me you could see the Princess tits
I wanna beat it any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy upon menu
At the end of each I jump and get the flag
And say to myself castle in the bag
I hope ready cause he's in for a ride
And Mario's when it comes to homicide
The Princess is a even though she has class
will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that out from below me
It's all worth just to see Mario smile
Standin next to the Princess buck-naked
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario
Mario Brothers best game ever made
(Speak 2X)