Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros. Rap

It's I'm in the first grade
I'm workin really hard to get Mario
I save the Princess so he can get the pussy
me, Mario would get that ass so f**k Luigi
Mario really to get her in bed
So bad that he's up bricks with his head
He wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin on little men and turtle shells
Droppin down green and secret passage ways
Makin his move to the end where the final lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of
All these creatures attack him
Cut Mario
Oh sh*t hold on I'll be back
I'm beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a
That's why I'm gonna extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit he'll
Princess won't f**k a little kid, I
So stay grown and to your own
And eventually the will attend to your bone
(Speak 2X)
Save the quick
Because she wants a
And if you let her
You get the
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the
But if up to me that sh*t'll stop this instance
Cloud people throwin little animals
plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard yet runnin the Princess's oven
And Mario always says "Virgins, I love em'" (*from the "Kids"*)
I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm run up
And jump on the back of their till I get one-up
I'm gonna keep playin and I'm gonna quit
Cause some kid in school told me you could see the tits
I wanna beat it any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy upon menu
At the end of level I jump and get the flag
And say to myself another in the bag
I hope Bowser's ready he's in for a ride
And Mario's serious when it to homicide
The Princess is a even though she has class
will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I the cannons that shoot at you constantly
And I platforms that fall out from below me
It's all worth while just to see smile
Standin next to the Princess buck-naked
That's why it's my to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brothers best ever made
(Speak 2X)