Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros. Rap

It's 1986 I'm in the grade
I'm workin really hard to get Mario
I gotta save the Princess so he can get the
Believe me, Mario would get that ass so Luigi
Mario really to get her in bed
So bad that he's up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding
Jumpin on little men and turtle shells
Droppin down green pipes and passage ways
Makin his move to the end where the castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little
Eat a white and spit balls of fire
All creatures that attack him
Cut slack
Oh hold on I'll be right back
I'm gonna beat the game if it me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his
Mario wanna get hit he'll shrink
Princess won't f**k a kid, I think
So stay and attend to your own
And eventually the Princess will to your bone
(Speak 2X)
the Princess quick
Because she a dick
And if you let her
You get the
Bowser's trying to get head right now the Princess
But if it's up to me that sh*t'll stop instance
Cloud people throwin little spike
Green with teeth that attack like cannibals
I nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven
And Mario says "Virgins, I love em'" (*from the movie "Kids"*)
I hate the Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the of their shells till I get one-up
I'm gonna playin and I'm never gonna quit
Cause some kid in school told me you see the Princess tits
I wanna beat it any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy Mario's menu
At the end of each level I jump and get the
And say to myself castle in the bag
I Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride
And Mario's serious it comes to homicide
The Princess is a freak even though she has
Mario take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the that shoot at you constantly
And I hate that fall out from below me
It's all worth while to see Mario smile
Standin to the Princess buck-naked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario
Super Mario best game ever made
(Speak 2X)