Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros. Rap

It's 1986 I'm in the first
I'm really hard to get Mario laid
I save the Princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario get that ass so f**k Luigi
Mario wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's up bricks with his head
He wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin on little mushroom men and turtle
Droppin green pipes and secret passage ways
Makin his to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom a little higher
Eat a white flower and balls of fire
All creatures that attack him
Cut Mario
Oh sh*t hold on I'll be back
I'm gonna beat the if it takes me all summer
It's be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can using his hand
Mario doesn't get hit he'll shrink
Princess won't f**k a little kid, I
So stay and attend to your own
And eventually the Princess will attend to bone
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the Princess quick
Because she wants a
And if you let her
You get the
Bowser's trying to get right now from the Princess
But if it's up to me sh*t'll stop this instance
Cloud people throwin spike animals
Green plants teeth that attack like cannibals
I nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven
And always says "Virgins, I love em'" (*from the movie "Kids"*)
I hate the Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their till I get one-up
I'm gonna keep playin and I'm gonna quit
some kid in school told me you could see the Princess tits
I wanna it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy upon menu
At the end of each I jump and get the flag
And say to myself another in the bag
I hope Bowser's ready he's in for a ride
And serious when it comes to homicide
The Princess is a freak even though she has
will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out below me
It's all worth while to see Mario smile
Standin next to the Princess profile
why it's my crusade to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brothers game ever made
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