Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros. Rap

It's 1986 I'm in the grade
I'm workin really hard to get Mario
I gotta save the so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get ass so f**k Luigi
Mario wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin up with his head
He just sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin on little mushroom men and shells
Droppin down green pipes and passage ways
Makin his move to the end where the final lays
Eat a magic grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit of fire
All creatures that attack him
Cut slack
Oh hold on I'll be right back
I'm beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit shrink
Princess won't f**k a little kid, I
So stay grown and to your own
And eventually the Princess will to your bone
(Speak 2X)
Save the Princess
Because she wants a
And if you let her
You get the
Bowser's to get head right now from the Princess
But if it's up to me that sh*t'll stop instance
Cloud people little spike animals
Green plants with teeth attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet runnin the oven
And Mario always "Virgins, I love em'" (*from the movie "Kids"*)
I the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells I get one-up
I'm gonna keep and I'm never gonna quit
Cause some kid in school told me you see the Princess tits
I beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put upon Mario's menu
At the end of level I jump and get the flag
And say to another castle in the bag
I hope ready cause he's in for a ride
And serious when it comes to homicide
The is a freak even though she has class
Mario take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out from me
It's all worth while to see Mario smile
Standin next to the buck-naked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get laid
Super Mario best game ever made
(Speak 2X)