Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros. Rap

It's 1986 I'm in the grade
I'm workin really hard to get laid
I save the Princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, would get that ass so f**k Luigi
really wants to get her in bed
So bad that bustin up bricks with his head
He just sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin on little mushroom men and shells
Droppin down green and secret passage ways
Makin his to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom a little higher
Eat a white and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that him
Cut slack
Oh sh*t hold on I'll be right
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all
It's gotta be to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his
Mario doesn't wanna get hit shrink
Princess won't f**k a kid, I think
So grown and attend to your own
And eventually the Princess will attend to bone
(Speak 2X)
Save the quick
Because she a dick
And if you let her
You get the
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the
But if it's up to me that sh*t'll stop instance
people throwin little spike animals
Green plants teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet runnin the Princess's
And Mario says "Virgins, I love em'" (*from the movie "Kids"*)
I the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells till I get
I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna
Cause some kid in school me you could see the Princess tits
I wanna beat it any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy Mario's menu
At the end of each I jump and get the flag
And say to another castle in the bag
I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a
And Mario's serious it comes to homicide
The Princess is a even though she has class
will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that shoot at you
And I hate platforms that fall out from me
It's all worth while just to see smile
Standin to the Princess buck-naked profile
why it's my crusade to get Mario laid
Super Mario best game ever made
(Speak 2X)