Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros. Rap

It's 1986 I'm in the first
I'm really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta the Princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass so Luigi
really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding
on little mushroom men and turtle shells
Droppin down pipes and secret passage ways
Makin his move to the end where the final lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little
Eat a flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that him
Cut slack
Oh sh*t hold on I'll be right
I'm beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his
Mario wanna get hit he'll shrink
Princess won't a little kid, I think
So stay and attend to your own
And eventually the Princess will to your bone
(Speak 2X)
Save the Princess
Because she wants a
And if you let her
You get the
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the
But if it's up to me that sh*t'll stop instance
Cloud people throwin little spike
Green plants teeth that attack like cannibals
I nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven
And Mario always "Virgins, I love em'" (*from the movie "Kids"*)
I the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells I get one-up
I'm gonna keep playin and I'm gonna quit
Cause some kid in school told me you see the Princess tits
I wanna beat it any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy upon menu
At the end of each level I and get the flag
And say to myself castle in the bag
I hope Bowser's ready cause in for a ride
And Mario's serious when it comes to
The Princess is a even though she has class
Mario will take a and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that shoot at you
And I hate platforms that fall out from me
all worth while just to see Mario smile
Standin next to the buck-naked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario
Super Mario Brothers best game made
(Speak 2X)