Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros Rap

Its I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm really hard to get Mario laid.
I got to save the so he could get the pussy,
believe me Mario will get ass, so fuck Luigi.
really wants to get her in bed,
so bad that he's bustin' up with his head.
He just wants sex,so the wedding bells,
jumping on mushrooms,led,and shells.
down green pipes and secret passageways,
Makin his to the end,
where the castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom a little higher,
eat a white flower and balls of fire.
All creatures that attack,won't cut mario some slack.
Oh shit hold on i'll be back...

I'm gonna beat the game if it me all summer,
it's gotta be to get laid if your a plumber.
why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man,
and get him to the end so he can stop his hand.
Mario want to get hit, he'll shrink,
the princess won't fuck a kid, I think.
So stay and attend to your own,
and evenually the princess attend to your bone.

(Chorus)

Save the quick,
she wants a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

Bowsers to get head from the princess,
but if it was up to me that shit'll stop instant.
cloud people little spiked animals,
green plants teeth and attack like cannibals.
i heard nobody yet run in the oven ,
and mario says, virgins' i love 'em.
I the koopa troopas so im gonna run up,
and jump on teh of their shells till i get 1 of UP.
Im keep playin and im never gonna quit,
cuz kid told me you could see the princess tits.
I wanna it before any of my frineds do,
so i could say i put pussy on menu.
At the end of each i jump and get the flag,
and say to another castle in the bag.
i hope bowsers cuz he's in for a ride,
and serious when it comes to homicide.
The princess is a freak though she has class,
Mario will take a and put it in her ass.
i hate the cannons shoot at you constantly,
and i the platfroms that fall out from below me.
Its all worth while,just to see mario
standing next to the buttnaked profile,
That's why its my crusade to get laid.
Super Mario Brother's best game made.

(Chorus)