Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros Rap

Its I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm really hard to get Mario laid.
I got to save the princess so he get the pussy,
believe me Mario get that ass, so fuck Luigi.
really wants to get her in bed,
so bad that he's up bricks with his head.
He wants sex,so forget the wedding bells,
on mushrooms,led,and turtle shells.
Droppin green pipes and secret passageways,
his move to the end,
where the castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom grow a higher,
eat a white flower and balls of fire.
All these creatures that attack,won't cut mario slack.
Oh hold on i'll be right back...

I'm gonna beat the if it takes me all summer,
it's gotta be hard to get if your a plumber.
That's why I'm gonna work hard for my man,
and get him to the end so he can usin his hand.
doesn't want to get hit, he'll shrink,
the princess fuck a little kid, I think.
So stay and attend to your own,
and the princess will attend to your bone.

(Chorus)

the princess quick,
because she a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

tryin to get head from the princess,
but if it was up to me that stop this instant.
cloud people throwin little animals,
green plants with teeth and like cannibals.
i nobody yet run in the princess oven ,
and mario always says, i love 'em.
I hate the troopas so im gonna run up,
and jump on teh back of their till i get 1 of UP.
Im keep playin and im never gonna quit,
cuz some kid told me you see the princess tits.
I wanna it before any of my frineds do,
so i could say i put pussy on menu.
At the end of each level i and get the flag,
and say to myself another in the bag.
i hope bowsers ready cuz in for a ride,
and mario's serious it comes to homicide.
The is a freak even though she has class,
will take a plunger and put it in her ass.
i hate the cannons shoot at you constantly,
and i hate the that fall out from below me.
Its all worth while,just to see mario
standing to the princess buttnaked profile,
That's why its my crusade to get laid.
Mario Brother's best game ever made.

(Chorus)