Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros Rap

Its I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm really hard to get Mario laid.
I got to save the so he could get the pussy,
believe me Mario get that ass, so fuck Luigi.
Mario wants to get her in bed,
so bad that he's bustin' up with his head.
He just wants sex,so the wedding bells,
on mushrooms,led,and turtle shells.
Droppin down green pipes and passageways,
his move to the end,
where the final lays.
Eat a magic mushroom grow a higher,
eat a white flower and balls of fire.
All creatures that attack,won't cut mario some slack.
Oh hold on i'll be right back...

I'm beat the game if it takes me all summer,
it's gotta be to get laid if your a plumber.
why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man,
and get him to the end so he can usin his hand.
Mario doesn't to get hit, he'll shrink,
the princess fuck a little kid, I think.
So stay calm and attend to own,
and evenually the princess will to your bone.

(Chorus)

Save the quick,
she wants a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

Bowsers tryin to get head the princess,
but if it was up to me shit'll stop this instant.
cloud people throwin little animals,
green plants with and attack like cannibals.
i heard yet run in the princess oven ,
and mario says, virgins' i love 'em.
I hate the koopa so im gonna run up,
and on teh back of their shells till i get 1 of UP.
Im keep playin and im never gonna quit,
cuz some kid told me you see the princess tits.
I wanna beat it any of my frineds do,
so i say i put pussy on mario's menu.
At the end of each i jump and get the flag,
and say to myself another in the bag.
i hope bowsers ready cuz in for a ride,
and mario's when it comes to homicide.
The princess is a even though she has class,
Mario will a plunger and put it in her ass.
i hate the that shoot at you constantly,
and i hate the platfroms that fall out below me.
Its all while,just to see mario smile
standing to the princess buttnaked profile,
That's why its my crusade to get laid.
Super Mario best game ever made.

(Chorus)