Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros Rap

Its I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm workin really to get Mario laid.
I got to the princess so he could get the pussy,
believe me Mario will get ass, so fuck Luigi.
really wants to get her in bed,
so bad that he's bustin' up with his head.
He wants sex,so forget the wedding bells,
on mushrooms,led,and turtle shells.
Droppin down green pipes and passageways,
his move to the end,
where the castle lays.
Eat a magic grow a little higher,
eat a white flower and spit of fire.
All these that attack,won't cut mario some slack.
Oh shit hold on i'll be back...

I'm gonna beat the if it takes me all summer,
it's gotta be hard to get if your a plumber.
That's why I'm gonna work hard for my man,
and get him to the end so he can stop his hand.
doesn't want to get hit, he'll shrink,
the princess won't a little kid, I think.
So stay calm and to your own,
and evenually the princess attend to your bone.

(Chorus)

the princess quick,
because she a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

Bowsers tryin to get from the princess,
but if it was up to me that stop this instant.
cloud people throwin spiked animals,
green with teeth and attack like cannibals.
i heard nobody yet run in the princess ,
and always says, virgins' i love 'em.
I the koopa troopas so im gonna run up,
and on teh back of their shells till i get 1 of UP.
Im gonna keep playin and im gonna quit,
cuz some kid told me you see the princess tits.
I beat it before any of my frineds do,
so i could say i put on mario's menu.
At the end of each level i and get the flag,
and say to another castle in the bag.
i hope ready cuz he's in for a ride,
and mario's serious when it to homicide.
The princess is a even though she has class,
will take a plunger and put it in her ass.
i hate the cannons shoot at you constantly,
and i the platfroms that fall out from below me.
Its all worth while,just to see smile
standing next to the buttnaked profile,
That's why its my to get mario laid.
Super Mario Brother's best ever made.

(Chorus)