Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros Rap

Its I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm really hard to get Mario laid.
I got to save the princess so he get the pussy,
me Mario will get that ass, so fuck Luigi.
Mario really to get her in bed,
so bad that he's up bricks with his head.
He wants sex,so forget the wedding bells,
on mushrooms,led,and turtle shells.
Droppin green pipes and secret passageways,
Makin his to the end,
where the castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom grow a higher,
eat a white flower and spit of fire.
All these creatures that attack,won't cut mario slack.
Oh shit on i'll be right back...

I'm gonna the game if it takes me all summer,
it's gotta be to get laid if your a plumber.
That's why I'm work extra hard for my man,
and get him to the end so he can stop his hand.
Mario doesn't want to get hit, shrink,
the princess won't fuck a kid, I think.
So stay calm and to your own,
and evenually the princess will attend to bone.

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Save the quick,
because she a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

Bowsers to get head from the princess,
but if it was up to me that shit'll this instant.
cloud people little spiked animals,
green plants with teeth and like cannibals.
i heard nobody yet run in the princess ,
and mario always says, virgins' i 'em.
I hate the koopa troopas so im run up,
and on teh back of their shells till i get 1 of UP.
Im gonna keep and im never gonna quit,
cuz some kid told me you see the princess tits.
I wanna it before any of my frineds do,
so i could say i put pussy on menu.
At the end of each i jump and get the flag,
and say to myself castle in the bag.
i hope ready cuz he's in for a ride,
and serious when it comes to homicide.
The is a freak even though she has class,
will take a plunger and put it in her ass.
i hate the that shoot at you constantly,
and i the platfroms that fall out from below me.
Its all while,just to see mario smile
standing next to the buttnaked profile,
why its my crusade to get mario laid.
Super Mario Brother's best ever made.

(Chorus)