Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros Rap

Its I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm workin hard to get Mario laid.
I got to save the princess so he get the pussy,
believe me will get that ass, so fuck Luigi.
Mario wants to get her in bed,
so bad he's bustin' up bricks with his head.
He just wants sex,so forget the bells,
jumping on mushrooms,led,and shells.
down green pipes and secret passageways,
Makin his to the end,
where the castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom grow a higher,
eat a white and spit balls of fire.
All these creatures attack,won't cut mario some slack.
Oh shit hold on be right back...

I'm gonna beat the game if it me all summer,
gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber.
That's why I'm gonna work hard for my man,
and get him to the end so he can stop his hand.
Mario doesn't want to get hit, shrink,
the princess won't a little kid, I think.
So stay calm and attend to own,
and evenually the princess attend to your bone.

(Chorus)

the princess quick,
she wants a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

Bowsers to get head from the princess,
but if it was up to me shit'll stop this instant.
cloud people throwin spiked animals,
green plants with teeth and like cannibals.
i heard nobody yet run in the princess ,
and mario always says, virgins' i 'em.
I hate the koopa so im gonna run up,
and on teh back of their shells till i get 1 of UP.
Im gonna keep and im never gonna quit,
cuz some kid me you could see the princess tits.
I wanna beat it before any of my do,
so i could say i put on mario's menu.
At the end of level i jump and get the flag,
and say to myself another in the bag.
i hope bowsers cuz he's in for a ride,
and mario's serious it comes to homicide.
The princess is a freak though she has class,
will take a plunger and put it in her ass.
i hate the that shoot at you constantly,
and i hate the platfroms that fall out below me.
Its all worth while,just to see mario
standing next to the buttnaked profile,
That's why its my crusade to get laid.
Super Mario best game ever made.

(Chorus)