Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros Rap

Its I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm workin really hard to get laid.
I got to save the so he could get the pussy,
believe me Mario will get that ass, so Luigi.
Mario really to get her in bed,
so bad that he's bustin' up bricks his head.
He just wants sex,so forget the bells,
on mushrooms,led,and turtle shells.
Droppin down pipes and secret passageways,
his move to the end,
where the final lays.
Eat a magic grow a little higher,
eat a white flower and spit of fire.
All creatures that attack,won't cut mario some slack.
Oh hold on i'll be right back...

I'm gonna beat the if it takes me all summer,
it's gotta be hard to get laid if a plumber.
That's why I'm work extra hard for my man,
and get him to the end so he can usin his hand.
Mario doesn't want to get hit, shrink,
the princess won't a little kid, I think.
So stay calm and attend to own,
and the princess will attend to your bone.

(Chorus)

the princess quick,
because she a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

Bowsers tryin to get from the princess,
but if it was up to me that shit'll this instant.
cloud people throwin little animals,
plants with teeth and attack like cannibals.
i heard yet run in the princess oven ,
and mario always says, i love 'em.
I hate the koopa troopas so im run up,
and jump on teh of their shells till i get 1 of UP.
Im gonna keep playin and im gonna quit,
cuz some kid told me you could see the tits.
I wanna beat it any of my frineds do,
so i say i put pussy on mario's menu.
At the end of each i jump and get the flag,
and say to myself castle in the bag.
i bowsers ready cuz he's in for a ride,
and serious when it comes to homicide.
The is a freak even though she has class,
will take a plunger and put it in her ass.
i the cannons that shoot at you constantly,
and i the platfroms that fall out from below me.
Its all while,just to see mario smile
next to the princess buttnaked profile,
That's why its my to get mario laid.
Super Brother's best game ever made.

(Chorus)