Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros Rap

Its I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm workin really hard to get laid.
I got to save the so he could get the pussy,
believe me Mario get that ass, so fuck Luigi.
really wants to get her in bed,
so bad that he's bustin' up with his head.
He just wants sex,so forget the bells,
jumping on mushrooms,led,and shells.
Droppin down green pipes and passageways,
his move to the end,
where the final lays.
Eat a magic mushroom grow a higher,
eat a white and spit balls of fire.
All these creatures that attack,won't cut mario slack.
Oh shit hold on be right back...

I'm beat the game if it takes me all summer,
gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber.
That's why I'm gonna work extra for my man,
and get him to the end so he can usin his hand.
doesn't want to get hit, he'll shrink,
the princess fuck a little kid, I think.
So stay calm and attend to own,
and evenually the will attend to your bone.

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the princess quick,
because she a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

Bowsers tryin to get from the princess,
but if it was up to me that shit'll stop instant.
cloud throwin little spiked animals,
green plants with teeth and like cannibals.
i heard nobody yet run in the princess ,
and mario always says, virgins' i 'em.
I hate the troopas so im gonna run up,
and on teh back of their shells till i get 1 of UP.
Im keep playin and im never gonna quit,
cuz some kid told me you see the princess tits.
I wanna it before any of my frineds do,
so i could say i put on mario's menu.
At the end of each level i and get the flag,
and say to another castle in the bag.
i hope bowsers cuz he's in for a ride,
and serious when it comes to homicide.
The is a freak even though she has class,
Mario will a plunger and put it in her ass.
i hate the that shoot at you constantly,
and i the platfroms that fall out from below me.
Its all while,just to see mario smile
next to the princess buttnaked profile,
That's why its my crusade to get laid.
Super Mario Brother's best game made.

(Chorus)