Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros Rap

Its I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm workin really hard to get laid.
I got to save the princess so he get the pussy,
believe me Mario will get ass, so fuck Luigi.
Mario really to get her in bed,
so bad he's bustin' up bricks with his head.
He wants sex,so forget the wedding bells,
jumping on mushrooms,led,and shells.
Droppin green pipes and secret passageways,
his move to the end,
where the final lays.
Eat a mushroom grow a little higher,
eat a white and spit balls of fire.
All these creatures that attack,won't cut some slack.
Oh hold on i'll be right back...

I'm gonna beat the game if it me all summer,
it's gotta be hard to get laid if a plumber.
That's why I'm gonna work hard for my man,
and get him to the end so he can stop his hand.
Mario doesn't want to get hit, shrink,
the princess won't a little kid, I think.
So calm and attend to your own,
and evenually the will attend to your bone.

(Chorus)

the princess quick,
because she a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

Bowsers tryin to get head the princess,
but if it was up to me that shit'll stop instant.
cloud people throwin little animals,
green plants with teeth and attack cannibals.
i heard nobody yet run in the oven ,
and mario says, virgins' i love 'em.
I hate the koopa so im gonna run up,
and jump on teh back of shells till i get 1 of UP.
Im gonna playin and im never gonna quit,
cuz some kid told me you could see the tits.
I beat it before any of my frineds do,
so i could say i put on mario's menu.
At the end of each i jump and get the flag,
and say to myself another in the bag.
i hope ready cuz he's in for a ride,
and mario's serious it comes to homicide.
The princess is a even though she has class,
Mario take a plunger and put it in her ass.
i hate the cannons that at you constantly,
and i hate the platfroms that fall out below me.
Its all worth while,just to see smile
standing next to the princess profile,
That's why its my to get mario laid.
Super Mario best game ever made.

(Chorus)