Luyện nghe bài hát Super Mario Bros Rap

Its I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm really hard to get Mario laid.
I got to save the princess so he get the pussy,
believe me Mario will get that ass, so Luigi.
Mario really to get her in bed,
so bad that he's bustin' up with his head.
He wants sex,so forget the wedding bells,
jumping on mushrooms,led,and shells.
Droppin down pipes and secret passageways,
his move to the end,
where the castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom a little higher,
eat a white and spit balls of fire.
All these creatures that attack,won't cut mario slack.
Oh hold on i'll be right back...

I'm gonna the game if it takes me all summer,
it's be hard to get laid if your a plumber.
That's why I'm work extra hard for my man,
and get him to the end so he can stop his hand.
Mario doesn't want to get hit, shrink,
the won't fuck a little kid, I think.
So stay calm and to your own,
and the princess will attend to your bone.

(Chorus)

Save the quick,
she wants a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

Bowsers to get head from the princess,
but if it was up to me that shit'll this instant.
cloud people little spiked animals,
green plants with teeth and like cannibals.
i heard nobody yet run in the princess ,
and mario always says, i love 'em.
I hate the koopa so im gonna run up,
and on teh back of their shells till i get 1 of UP.
Im gonna playin and im never gonna quit,
cuz some kid told me you could see the tits.
I wanna beat it any of my frineds do,
so i could say i put on mario's menu.
At the end of each i jump and get the flag,
and say to another castle in the bag.
i hope ready cuz he's in for a ride,
and mario's serious when it to homicide.
The princess is a freak though she has class,
Mario take a plunger and put it in her ass.
i hate the cannons that at you constantly,
and i hate the platfroms fall out from below me.
Its all worth while,just to see mario
standing next to the buttnaked profile,
That's why its my crusade to get laid.
Super Brother's best game ever made.

(Chorus)